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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:16 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:17 AM I didn't even notice the other one was gone. The game's afoot. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:18 AM what other one? are you feeling alright? —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:20 AM I didn't even notice the other one was gone. Because margin is forgettable. —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:27 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:28 AM I believe I can fly.
I believe I can molest some pre-teens touch the sky. —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:28 AM i had a lucid dream the other day —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:30 AM I always sike myself out and wake up during lucid dreams. what did you do? —smaller hands |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:35 AM margin and I had lunch once. When the check came, he just stared at me. We haven't had lunch since. —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:41 AM "You ever not seen someone's favorite movie? They get furious. 'You haven't seen Goodfellas? What are you saying?' Apparently I'm saying your sisters a whore." - Jim Gaffigan —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:43 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:44 AM it's a weird feeling when you realize that you're sleeping i didn't know what to do at first, but then started going with it. you sort of realize that dreams don't really have too much meaning, you just do random shit —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:50 AM He said you do random shit, not random guys. So yes, it's exactly like being gay. —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:51 AM no, i DID do random guys —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:00 AM no gey sects, some ball rubbing —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:03 AM i think when you're dreaming you can connect to parts of your brain that you normally can't get to, so you'll have ephiphanies, i feel cheated. —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:03 AM I should go back to my ORIGINAL original screen name, but it's in witness protection. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:15 AM It's a cockfight, now kiss Little Jerry for good luck. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:18 AM walked in on a sword fight We're not fighting, this is us making sweet sweet love. —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:22 AM I hate black guys who call everyone "son". Everyone! A black guy at work actually called the old woman with him, hopefully his grandmother, son! Fuck! —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:23 AM what term do you like, smallerhands? —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:25 AM I hate anyone who uses the term "make love". I hate you too. —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:30 AM yeah jesus sailor, tone it down a bit —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:18 AM this thread has plateaued —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:18 AM I'm drinking milk with my waffles. I know, this may seem out of place, but that other thread is deleted. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:22 AM Tell me what's on the pizza. No, no.... do it slowly. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:26 AM That reminds me of the time Michael thought Buster was speaking Arabic, but he was really just clearing his throat. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:26 AM you drink coke with pizza —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:29 AM I drink Pepsi with pizza, because it's the choice of a new generation, grandpa. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 2:29 AM i'm gonna sleep like a normal person —margin |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:18 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:20 AM real tlc forum mebers don't sleep.
...and if they do, they hang upside down while doing so. (when i drink milk, i pretend it's semen.) —plurryho |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:34 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 3:34 AM Sleep is for the weak, and the gays. Margin is one or the other. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:51 AM
Edited Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 5:51 AM Tell me what's on the pizza. No, no.... do it slowly. — mikeyfish Funniest post of the month. Speaking of sleep and dreams, I had a fantastic sex dream involving Katie Holmes. Needless to say, I was sad when I woke up. Suri is not amused. —Beat It! |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 6:45 AM Katie Holmes is great at physical comedy. Please watch her sex scenes in Thank You For Smoking for proof. Also, this morning on Dawson's Creek she pretended to be drunk and fell out of shot. —smaller hands |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 6:59 AM Her sex scenes in Thank You For Smoking left this reviewer.... soft. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 7:13 AM No, I've got a fever...
—mikeyfish And the only prescription is...MORE COWBELL! —catloaf |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:24 AM The term "making love" is out of place except in novels written prior to 1960. Whenever a Loveline caller begins with "my boyfriend and I were making love" I snort milk through my nose. Which is, incidentally, a violent crime. —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 8:28 AM I like it when The Blacks call it "having relations". Honkies can't pull it off. This thread has stood the test of time! —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 12:47 PM The term "making love" is out of place except in novels written prior to 1960. Whenever a Loveline caller begins with "my boyfriend and I were making love" I snort milk through my nose. How dare you besmirch my use of the term "making love." I could buy and sell you, all of you! —greymatters |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 1:05 PM Am I the only one who didn't know that Grey == JJ? —anobody |
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Thursday, June 1, 2006 at 6:59 PM Did anyone notice in the Loveline tv show clip the guy reffered to oral as "oral pleasure"? I was honestly confused for about 12 seconds. Can you refer to sex as "pleasuring one another" while in a recently used port-o-potty? Or does that get bumped down to "fornication"? Personally I think that can be filed under raunchy dirty humping. —A Guy in a Chair |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 5:18 AM JJ is so obviously ZT. —chix0r |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 7:58 AM Grey, I like your jjgold character more than you. Haha, you're a Jew, what do you know? Now go make me a chicken pot pie, bitch! —greymatters |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:13 AM Well, either way, JJ is my favorite TLC character. JJ's not a character! He's a human being! —anobody |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 9:19 AM Damn right he is. If you prick him, does he not bleed? If you tickle him, does he not laugh? If you hand him imported cheeses, does he not snack? —Beat It! |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 10:13 AM I always sike myself out Psych, for God's sake. PSYCH. /cries softly —TortillaFactory 
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 5:52 PM JJ is so obviously ZT. —chix0r You so obviously need my cum on your face. —ZT-In-Heat |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 6:03 PM Sounds like something JJ would say. —chix0r |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 6:42 PM /\ nah - it just lacks that certain je ne sais quoi. Whatever else you may think of JJ, he is a poet (or, at least, he has enough sense to rip off people more poetic than himself). —anobody |
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 7:19 PM I believe you mean "jj ne sais quoi."
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Friday, June 2, 2006 at 7:30 PM If you hand him imported cheeses, does he not snack? That may be one of my favorite sentences ever. —mandeemoo22 |
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