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adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 2:47 PM

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Hello adams_babymomma your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 2:52 PM

Hello greymatters your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer

Hello chix0r your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant

Hello Lefty your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant

Hello dark laith and Kevin U. your ideal job is a Playing for a soccor team

Hello smaller hands your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist

Hello catloaf your ideal job is a Village Idiot wtf???

Hello stryker311 your ideal job is a Sewage Worker

Hello anobody your ideal job is an Air Stewardess

Hello IthadtoBejew your ideal job is a Hypnotist

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 2:54 PM

Hello ZT-In-Heat your ideal job is a Office Gopher
Hello ZT-In-exile your ideal job is a Hypnotist
Hello ZT your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver

adams_babymomma

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 3:07 PM

Hello IthadtoBejew your ideal job is a Hypnotist

Good, I like taking money from stupid people.

ItHadToBeJew

  

pookie

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 3:13 PM
Edited Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 3:14 PM

As pookie, my dream job is "Air Stewardess."

Under my real first name, my job is to be "Another Satan." Go figure.

LMAO! My husband's other job is "Village Idiot." That's pretty funny considering he has a PhD.

pookie

  

Had To Get It On

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Actually, that's not funny.

Had To Get It On

  

Lefty

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 3:29 PM

that joke has left the reviewer... cold.

Lefty

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 4:37 PM
Edited Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 4:37 PM

What? Mine didn't say "soccer team," it said "another Satan." Seriously. They even have a picture of a little devil guy with a pitckfork.

EDIT: Same as Pookie's I guess. :P

EDIT2: Ohhh, I get it. You used my real name. I see.

Dark Laith

  

A Guy in a Chair

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 7:18 PM

Hello Dr.Drew Pinsky your ideal job is a Topless Model

Hello Adam Carolla your ideal job is another Satan!

And just to see if this thing is close to being right.

Hello Daniel Tosh your ideal job is a Sewage Worker!

Hello Joel McHale your ideal job is another Satan!


So according to this, McHale is the new Adam, and Drew is a topless model. Meanwhile Tosh gets shit.

Well ovbiously this thing is 100% correct.

A Guy in a Chair

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 7:37 PM

Topless Model. Woo hoo!

'Scuse me while I slather on some baby oil.

Beat It!

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 9:30 PM

Rally car driver! Fuck yeah!

mandeemoo22

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 2:01 AM

Hah thats interesting.
As Rancid I'm a builder with a fat crack showing
As myself I'm a Hymnoptist.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 5:49 AM
Edited Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 5:49 AM

blowjob-receiving astronaut. Doesn't pay well since it's technically a federal gig but the fringe benefits are great, like all the BJs. Which actually isn't a fringe benefit since it's in the title.


BTW, do you guys think an astronaut has ever beat off in space? I say yay, and I'll bet it was a cosmonaut.

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

anobody

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 7:24 PM

As pookie, my dream job is "Air Stewardess."
Sweet! We can fly together.

LMAO! My husband's other job is "Village Idiot." That's pretty funny considering he has a PhD.
From what I've seen, that's typical.

Cool that he does - what's it in, pookie? Do you have one too?

anobody

  

Ac3_R0ck0lla

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 8:20 PM

Hello Ac3_R0ck0lla your ideal job is an Air Stewardess
:-\ i feel so violated

Ac3_R0ck0lla

  

smaller hands

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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 12:31 PM

I want to be a quiz show contestant.

smaller hands

  

catloaf

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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 12:34 PM

I get to be the village idiot. Boy doesn't that take the pressure off!

catloaf

  

greymatters

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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 12:37 PM

It takes a village.

greymatters

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