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Mouraless

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 8:25 AM

I am going to Montreal. Anybody have advice? What stripclubs?....What casinos?

Mouraless

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 9:05 AM

Don't drink the water.

catloaf

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 9:09 AM

uhh....

Montreal is known in some circles as the strip club capital of Canada. The city has over 30 male and female strip clubs in the downtown area alone. Strip clubs in Montreal are unique in that the majority offer full-contact lap dances. Full-contact lap dances have been legal in the province of Quebec as of 2001. Strip clubs in Montreal are either categorized as full-contact or non-contact.

Strip clubs in Montreal operate differently from U.S. strip clubs. In Montreal exotic dancers are mostly independent workers, not house dancers. Dancers are thus free to work at a variety of strip clubs, and often do. Unlike U.S. exotic dancers, those working in Montreal retain all of the revenues from their performances; gratuity is not expected.

Go for the full-contact, and don't feel like you have to tip.

Remember, at the end of the day, your letting someone rub their dirty canadian vagina on you.


ZT-In-Heat

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 9:11 AM

Try refering to Canadians affectionately as "Ice Niggers" to if your having problems "breaking the ice."


ZT-In-Heat

  

pookie

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 9:43 AM

The Montreal Tourism site has this little nugget:


Montreal: Gay - Z Why we are a world-class gay destination.

pookie

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 11:50 AM

My advice to anyone going anywhere where the population speaks French is
this: Don't go. They all speak English and they all hate you. Most real Canadians I know hate Quebecers (or however you spell it) and want them to cecede.

bguirk

  

pookie

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Two words: Celine Dion

pookie

  

Mouraless

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 4:28 PM

I'll my roomate told me about Quebec is that it has world class hookers,strip clubs and drugs.

Mouraless

  

ozzy1787

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 7:18 PM
Edited Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 7:20 PM

Montreal is a cool place, had lots of fun there.

"My advice to anyone going anywhere where the population speaks French is
this: Don't go. They all speak English and they all hate you. Most real Canadians I know hate Quebecers (or however you spell it) and want them to cecede."
bguirk

Montreal is not so bad for that, there are english people there, and there is even an english part of Montreal.
Now the wrest of Quebec is a different story, specially if you go to places where they only speak french, lots of them don't understand or speak english, and, yes, there are some french nazis that do understand and speak english but won't answer you and pretend they don't understand cause they want you to speak to them in french.

Oh and I almost forgot, the cab drivers in Montreal are fucking crazy!

ozzy1787

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 9:43 PM

If the girl is about to grind on you and you see some leakage from her oyster - run - that's not fresh.

greymatters

  

anobody

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 7:28 PM

Yes - avoid the spoiled seafood.

anobody

  

religious_retards

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 12:05 AM

Drew now bashing are neighbors to the north.

religious_retards

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