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Monday, May 8, 2006 at 10:21 AM
Edited Monday, May 8, 2006 at 10:30 AM Not the dreaded Spiny Candirú! I first learned about them from Medicine Man and their appeal to me has not increased. Lovely fish, really. You're swimming in the Amazon and you pee in the water (I'm sure none of us have ever done that but just imagine if you did for a minute). One of these fuckers smells your pee, swims upstream toward the source and embeds itself in your urethra (of course, they're happy to go up your anus too). Perhaps I can interest you in a nice Guinea worm too Laith (I think it'd be right up your ally). See Laith, if nothing else, surely these two lovely creatures must restore your faith in (God/Allah)'s divine plan. —anobody |
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Monday, May 8, 2006 at 5:57 PM I better be careful, all those trips to Africa and peeing in open bodies of water, I probably have 3 or 4 of each. After a while, you get used to the blood curdling pain, and you don't scream as much, although the clean up of blood, fish larva, and pus is a hassle. This is really just nature being the carp (I'm really sorry I know I deserve to be beaten for that one) out of us for all the stuff we have done to nature, or at least that's what the pussy tree hugger inside my head is telling me to write. —A Guy in a Chair |
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Monday, May 8, 2006 at 6:08 PM you so funny —Lefty |
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Monday, May 8, 2006 at 6:45 PM Perhaps I can interest you in a nice Guinea worm too Laith (I think it'd be right up your ally). See Laith, if nothing else, surely these two lovely creatures must restore your faith in (God/Allah)'s divine plan. —anobody I wonder if I could get Azrael bumped and have Allah make me the angel of Death. That would be a pretty sweet gig. Sure, you're busy all the time, what with everyone dying, especially in painful ways from all your deathly minions, like ravenous microfish and intrasystem-loving parasitic worms, but hey, think of all the people you get to meet! Although, I hate people, I really do, but hey, you get to kill them! It's like my dream job! Who wants to help me write my resume? —Dark Laith |
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Monday, May 8, 2006 at 6:49 PM Not sure how much help I'd be in writing your resume but I'll write you a letter of recommendation. Me and Allah are like this 
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Monday, May 8, 2006 at 8:59 PM Do you prefer it as a cervical dialator 
or as a garotte 
Grey? —anobody |
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Monday, May 8, 2006 at 9:06 PM That would be the corks to block em in, Grey
or would it be the the rope to strangle them with?
You clever, clever bastard! —anobody |
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