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Thursday, May 4, 2006 at 11:53 PM
Edited Thursday, May 4, 2006 at 11:54 PM Y'know what's weird on MySpace? When some seemingly random person requests to be your friend. You stare at their profile. Nothing looks familiar. You look through their friends and communities, nope, no connection. This guy requested to be my friend. He's a lawyer. Perhaps he wants to give me some sort of legal advice? He also lists under movies "Monty Python's in Search of the Holy Grail". This post has been brought to you by Log. It's better than bad, it's good! —ItHadToBeJew |
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Thursday, May 4, 2006 at 11:56 PM
Edited Thursday, May 4, 2006 at 11:57 PM Who doesn't? And if you say "me" (meaning you, meaning me, as in you), then you're a liar, and I've got video to prove it. EDIT- I ironically wrote "probe" instead of "prove". lol anal —ItHadToBeJew |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:04 AM But he's going to have to find it first. And it's in my butt. So, he wants my butt. —ItHadToBeJew |
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anobody |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:07 AM Y'know what's weird on MySpace? When some seemingly random person requests to be your friend.
I prefer when it's a random hot chick who you don't know. From this guy's books -
Kurt Vonnegut Jr That's weird - musta seen him in Back to School or somethin. He also went to a JC and now has a JD (ya don't hear about that too often) —anobody |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:15 AM Don't know what it is but something kinda weirds me out about that chick, TBJ (especially if she's randomly adding people - seems to be an actual person and not a pr0n bot). —anobody |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:17 AM Well, people who post arty pictures of themselves in bathtubs are usually not to be trusted. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:27 AM Maybe I'm reading too much into the pics but she looks disturbed / depressed in the pics too (just gives me a creepy vibe). —anobody |
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HocusPocus |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:42 AM I hate it when people add me and then delete me... well, probably bcuz i bore them. screw those superficial people. —HocusPocus |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:46 AM HocusPocus to make yourself feel better, I recommend you request a lot of ugly people and then when they automatically add you back (because they're ugly) just write really mean comments to their pictures. I'm diabolical. —smaller hands |
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anobody |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:47 AM Now, that's just cruel. (and brilliant!) —anobody |
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greymatters |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:48 AM Jon Lovitz and I cybered through MySpace a few days ago. You need better bait than a doofus in a Boston Red Sox baseball hat. 
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hash |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:49 AM
Edited Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:51 AM Myspace is totally gay. Edit: What's up with the "Thanks for add, baby." guy on those chick's profile? Al Gore is crying. —hash |
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greymatters |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:51 AM Whoa, she's scary. Once at the fair, a Lama sneezed all over my friends leg and she was wearing shorts~> it was the most funniest thing i ever saw, especially her reaction~> so becarefull in Alpaca for sneezing Lamas!...lol And she looks like a Wiccan. —greymatters |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:52 AM I wonder if she thinks Alpaca is a place, or just doesn't slow down to type. —ItHadToBeJew |
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hash |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:52 AM
Edited Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:54 AM Don't post that hear. —hash |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:53 AM "But it's too late, I've seen it all; I've seen everything" - Patrick Stewart —ItHadToBeJew |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:54 AM
Edited Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:54 AM Hash is pretty attractive especially if you compare him to everything in the Ancient Picture Thread. —smaller hands |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:54 AM You need better bait than a doofus in a Boston Red Sox baseball hat. At first I thought you were referring to a girl on my friends list, and then realized, no, no you're not. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:54 AM Don't post that here.
Don't post what where? —anobody |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:55 AM Hash, how come you don't know how to use the timer on your camera?
At first I thought you were referring to a girl on my friends list, and then realized, no, no you're not.
I'm very hurtful. —greymatters |
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hash |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:56 AM Don't post what where? I want your butt. —hash |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:57 AM
Edited Friday, May 5, 2006 at 12:57 AM Hash, how come you don't know how to use the timer on your camera?
It's a MySpace thing - you wouldn't understand. I'm very hurtful.
... and yet you're a male nurse. You must go around doing those 'mercy' killings (somebody checks in to have their appendix removed and you make sure that they check out through the morgue). I want your butt
You'll have to wait till Lefty's done with it. —anobody |
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anobody |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:00 AM Wait a minute.... Ronald Reagan's dead! You're a phony! You've obviously never seen Bubba Hotep. —anobody |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:01 AM I recommend you request a lot of ugly people and then when they automatically add you back (because they're ugly) just write really mean comments to their pictures. I dont see how that would make me feel better though... just seems like a really cruel thing to do. I mean, yeah sure, ugly people need to be treated like crap, but still.
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:02 AM
Edited Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:04 AM I heard somewhere that abuse tends to get passed on over and over again. —smaller hands |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:03 AM I dont see how that would make me feel better though... just seems like a really cruel thing to do. I mean, yeah sure, ugly people need to be treated like crap, but still. Oh, you must be ugly or fat, this is not what a normal person would say. Now prove to us you're not ugly or fat by insulting fat and ugly people on MySpace. —greymatters |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:04 AM I learned some where that abuse tends to get passed on over and over again. That's about all you have to know about Grey right there. —anobody |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:06 AM I almost called this thread "The New Adventures Of Old MySpace", till I realized, fuck JLD. 
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:06 AM
Edited Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:07 AM That's about all you have to know about Grey right there. You were just on the cusp of being invited to a hot tub party when I visit San Diego in a few weeks. You screwed it up, not me. —greymatters |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:09 AM You were just on the cusp of being invited to a hot tub party when I visit San Diego in a few weeks. You screwed it up, not me. FUCK! I so wanted to go with you to see Hash and JJ too! please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please —anobody |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:10 AM You need better bait than a doofus in a Boston Red Sox baseball hat.
—greymatters yeah, really! 
err... wait a minute. —plurry |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:12 AM Fun fact:Northwest All drinks free (The only American carrier with free drinks) —smaller hands |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:12 AM I almost called this thread "The New Adventures Of Old MySpace", till I realized, fuck JLD. Clark Gregg who plays the ex-husband was on Sports Night and he played the character "The Stranger."
err... wait a minute
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:13 AM
Edited Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:17 AM Another fun fact: The West Wing was funnier than Sports Night.
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:15 AM Fun fact:Northwest All drinks free (The only American carrier with free drinks)
You just need to upgrade to first class (then all carriers have free drinks). —anobody |
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hash |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:19 AM Anobody has walked in carrying a case of KY...TIME TO FILL THE POOL!!! Who's up for some wrestling?? —hash |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:20 AM The whole point of getting economy seats is because you're cheap. Therefore, the free drinks are a total jackpot. International flights, I'm coming! —smaller hands |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:24 AM
Edited Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:27 AM Oh, you must be ugly or fat, this is not what a normal person would say. Now prove to us you're not ugly or fat by insulting fat and ugly people on MySpace. —greymatters Im fugly, okay!? now back off.
Edit: International flights rock!
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 6:10 AM The whole point of getting economy seats is because you're cheap. Therefore, the free drinks are a total jackpot. International flights, I'm coming! I know - just my lame sense of humor acting up again. You probably mentioned it somewhere else but where are you flying to? —anobody |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 9:10 AM A 37 year old man recently tried to have sex with me on myspace. Here is how it went down: "Mark" says:
I... ahh... you're my first comment in Myspace. Your profile was funny and Bob Sagat is my father so I thought I might have an "in." I say:
What do you mean by "in"? "Mark" says:
You know... opposite of out. what did you think I meant? I say:
I just wasn't sure why you messaged me in the first place. I'm not saying it's a problem or anything, I was just wondering. "Mark" says:
I messaged you because you looked interesting. And, frankly, by writing, "in" there might have been a sexual overtone implied. I don't know why I feel compelled to play games. This format is perfectly suited for getting to the point. So... to that end... am I (could I) be "in"? I say:
Well, let's see here. For one, you are 37 years old and have children. I am 18 years old and frankly the thought of 37 year old men disgusts me. Secondly, I am not sure what part of my profile convinced you that I am the sort of person that would just have sex with some random guy, but I can assure you that is not the case. What would make you think that you are worthy enough to have sex with me in the first place? Maybe you got the wrong idea from myspace, but I use it as a place to chat with my friends that I haven't seen in awhile. So, to answer your question, "are you in"? Absolutely not. And here's some advice for you. If you keep sending these sort of messages to young girls, one of them is going to assume that you are some sort of sex offender and report you. If you're that desperate, you could try a prostitute. I have yet to hear a response. —mandeemoo22 |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:24 PM mandee, i don't appreciate the fact that you've made our private exchanges public. i took your advice and got the prostitute, but i thought of you while i was with her. let me know if you ever have a change of heart. i have lots of booze at my place. maybe that would help me get "in". your #1 myspace admirer, ~plurry —plurry |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 1:32 PM Plurry, I think you just outed yourself. I did not indicate that it was you whatsoever. In your messages, you didn't mention the booze. Now I may need to think twice about not letting you in. —mandeemoo22 |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 2:50 PM
Edited Friday, May 5, 2006 at 2:50 PM ABM, stop posting the same damn thing on like 12 other threads. I still love you. —Lefty |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 2:57 PM ABM, please go to the prom with Billy Moses so that he can stop polluting Adam's show. Although it was funny today when they called one of the numbers a girl gave Billy, and it was a rejection line. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Friday, May 5, 2006 at 4:27 PM ABM, please go to the prom with Billy Moses so that he can stop polluting Adam's show. I just sent him a message through myspace, hopefully he can respond! —adams_babymomma |
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Saturday, May 6, 2006 at 10:45 AM
Edited Saturday, May 6, 2006 at 10:58 AM Well, let's see here. For one, you are 37 years old and have children. I am 18 years old and frankly the thought of 37 year old men disgusts me. Secondly, I am not sure what part of my profile convinced you that I am the sort of person that would just have sex with some random guy, but I can assure you that is not the case. What would make you think that you are worthy enough to have sex with me in the first place? Maybe you got the wrong idea from myspace, but I use it as a place to chat with my friends that I haven't seen in awhile. So, to answer your question, "are you in"? Absolutely not. And here's some advice for you. If you keep sending these sort of messages to young girls, one of them is going to assume that you are some sort of sex offender and report you. If you're that desperate, you could try a prostitute. Next time you do this, can you add in, "As my good friend Grey likes to say, 'You have the sarcastic sneer of a pedophile, now go kill yourself.'"
heartbreaker!
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Saturday, May 6, 2006 at 11:38 AM Holy shit Mandee! Bob Sagat is my father so I thought I might have an "in."
Hmmmmm....
37 year old man
Bob Saget was born on 17 May 1956..... (just gimme a couple of minutes) (10 minutes later).... hold on - don't rush me! (in another 15 minutes) knock it off, I'm almost done! (after yet another 17 minutes) Eureka! So Bob Saget had a kid when he was 13 (don cha see Mandee - you're an old maid to this guy). I am not sure what part of my profile convinced you that I am the sort of person that would just have sex with some random guy My guess... it's the facial hair (high testosterone and all that). Grey - I said the first one not that one, dammit! (any way, I think that by international convention, all slut tattoos must consist solely of black geometric lines and curves and they may not include any text - though, by convention, the international community tends to look the other way at text if it's in an Old English font; please see figures 1-3 for reference) Figure 1.
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Saturday, May 13, 2006 at 1:46 AM Robots Rule de-friended me, after requesting to be my friend! You're dead to me. —mikeyfish |
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Saturday, May 13, 2006 at 2:13 AM my rule=never go out or fuck with a bitch who has a "tramp stamp" BTW how gay do you have to be as a guy to get one ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? —Ac3_R0ck0lla |
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Friday, March 2, 2007 at 10:42 PM Robots Rule de-friended me, after requesting to be my friend! You're dead to me. Yeah, what the fuck was with that. —Jaffa Cakes |
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Friday, March 2, 2007 at 11:09 PM
Edited Friday, March 2, 2007 at 11:10 PM she did that to me as well. her excuse had something to do with her friends making fun of liking loveline and/or befriending old, dirty men.
now she bears my last name. how about them apples? and damn you, jaffa, for bumping a thread with fucked up scrolling! damn you to hell! —plurryho |
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