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adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 4:45 PM

Ok...so i decided to do some research on Mandee's hometown (don't ask why). Well judging by thier homepage, it seems like it could be a small town pop 51, 000, and they are not very advanced technically, their page is not professional. There's a whole lotta white people, and most of them are semi-skilled. Also there might be a lot of single people.... which is not a bad thing, since you have white, educated people who are single. So this means that in the near future i will be moving to Townson, Maryland so i can find me a white, educated man.

ps: today i saw a white van with the bummer sticker of a confederate flag with the words "IT'S A WHITE THANG" and i was scared.

adams_babymomma

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 5:59 PM

I'm from MD and I zero desire to live in Towson. It's a Baltimore suburb, nothin special. No offense Mandee. I'm from frederick (Ew).

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

doingdoingdoing

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 6:36 PM
Edited Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 6:43 PM

whoa I spent a large chunk of my growing up years in towson maryland. it's rather preppy. i had to leave. BUT it does have the station WHFS that played loveline for years.

it's plenty "technical".. its a little metropolis about 15 minutes outside baltimore city, about 45 minutes from dc. hardly backwoods.

doingdoingdoing

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 8:50 PM

Towson is a common upper-middle class suburb. You can find towns like it all over the place. I've lived there all my life, but I don't intend to spend the rest of it there. You're correct, Professor. It's nothing special. And I'm sorry you're from Frederick. I still think it's weird that ABM chose to look this up.

mandeemoo22

  

anobody

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 10:26 PM

I still think it's weird that ABM chose to look this up.
You should be flattered that she's stalking you.

Haven't you seen Single White Female?

anobody

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 at 1:13 AM

Waltham > Towson

ItHadToBeJew

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Waltham > Towson only because of Brandeis which I <3

mandeemoo22

  

aphrodite

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 at 6:04 PM

bummer sticker

Haha.

aphrodite

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 at 9:46 PM

I could always take or leave Towson. It's okay, but didn't cause me any spontaneous orgasms or anything.

Dusty TheHick

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, May 8, 2006 at 12:53 PM

Jessica simpsons new look



adams_babymomma

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Monday, May 8, 2006 at 1:40 PM

SHE'S A BROKEN JPEG!!!

ZT-In-Heat

  

greymatters

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Monday, May 8, 2006 at 9:15 PM

I've decided I don't like Jessica Simpson.

greymatters

  

anobody

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Monday, May 8, 2006 at 9:21 PM

Are you trying to say that the meltdown is already well underway?

anobody

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 1:01 AM

The hair is a massive imporvement. MASSIVE.

ItHadToBeJew

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 1:07 AM

Is it just me or does her tit droop like a camel's mouth in that pic?

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 1:09 AM
Edited Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 1:14 AM

Anneliese van der Pol is the only woman in orange for me.


edit: dammit, why do I suddenly seem to have no control whatsoever over the size of my picures?

catloaf

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 1:21 AM

That sounds like it would be on an infomercial.

"Do you, or someone you love, have no control over the size of your pictures? Zonitrax DS can help."

ItHadToBeJew

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 1:24 AM

It's sad, I had trouble getting the pic that big, and now I bet it's gonna stay that way for, like, FOUR hours. You think I should consult a doctor?

catloaf

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 1:48 AM

Side effects may occur including mumps, shingles, uncontrolled flatulence, blindness, spontaneous loss of body parts, death, and hair loss. Do not consult a doctor, instead, ingest more Zonitrax DS, with bourbon or a similar alcoholic beverage.

ItHadToBeJew

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 3:03 AM

Ah, there we go. As I was saying, Anneliese van der Pol is the only woman in orange for me.

catloaf

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 11:51 AM
Edited Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 12:29 PM

I am somewhat envious of Mandee's City. People from Maryland always seem so intelligent and well educated. Let's looks at some statistics about Towson.

  • According to city-data.com, Townsonians are pretty well educated. 90.9% have a high school degree, 53.2% have a bachelor's degree, and 24.7% have a graduate or professional degree. Their divorce rate is pretty low, only 7.9%.

  • Also accourding to city-data.com it looks like a college town. There's a large spike in the graph of 20 somethings. Not to mention the number of young women is much higher than the number of young men. Game on!
    That's my red dick poking in to a pink vagina

    Though rent is a little expensive for me.


  • Their average income ($53,775) is higher than the national average ($41,994), according to epodunk.com.

  • However, their Gay Index (epodunk.com) is pretty low, rated only at 78 compared to a national average of 100. If the recent research on this topic is correct, and I think it is, Towson's economic future is pretty dim.

  • Which is suprising, because the town is somewhat left-leaning. Also according to epodunk.com in 2004 Bush received 155,371 votes and John Kerry received 170,104 votes. In 2000 Bush received 133,033 votes, Al Gore received 160,635 votes, and Nader received 8,544 votes.

Really, ABM, you're bat-shit crazy. Towson Maryland, though it is kind of homophobic, seems like a great place to live. I notice there's no Assyrians there which may be for a good reason.

ZT-In-Heat

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 5:09 PM

ZT, I hope you know, you did all that work and ABM has no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

greymatters

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 5:13 PM

Yeah... and City-Data got anal about the bandwidth I was using. bastards.

ZT-In-Heat

  

margin

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 5:28 PM


margin

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 5:48 PM



Lindsay Lohan and her new man...he's a model.

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 5:48 PM

adams_babymomma

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 5:51 PM

ABM, you can't use direct links from Superficial.com. If you want to post their pictures, you need to save it onto your computer and use ImageShack or some other photo upload site.

greymatters

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 5:57 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 5:58 PM

^why not????

adams_babymomma

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 6:02 PM

Superficial uses code to prevent you from posting their pictures on other sites, that's why they're not showing up here.

greymatters

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 6:05 PM

^ohhhh sorry

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Lindsay lohans boyfriend.
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adams_babymomma

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 7:10 PM

DAMMIT GREY! Why'd you ruin it for the rest of us?!

catloaf

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 11:21 PM

Towson is a college town. It's not that big, but there are two colleges within 5 minutes of my house (goucher and towson university). You say that people from Maryland are well-educated, but that's just outside of Baltimore city. In the city there are some of the highest murder, STD, and drug rates in the country. Towson is pretty liberal though for a mostly white upperclass population. Around my elementary school is mostly Republican. There was one black kid in the school and his name was Bobby Dorsey. He's gay now. Another minority.

mandeemoo22

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 at 11:28 PM

See what you can do about lowering the rent and getting some more gays.

ZT-In-Heat

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, May 13, 2006 at 7:29 AM

Just don't do any research about EASTON, Md. It'll make you cry.

Dusty TheHick

  

plurryho

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Saturday, May 13, 2006 at 1:08 PM
Edited Saturday, May 13, 2006 at 1:14 PM

if that is in fact lohan's boyfriend, i've already got the long hair and white trash thing going on. i could easily be his replacement.
all i have to do is stop washing my hair, get a stupid hat and some black pants from goodwill, find some dollar shades, pull out the shoes i mow the lawn in and buy an adidas windbreaker.
anyone know where she lives? i'm gonna set up shop next to a dumpster by her place and wait for her to kick him to the curb.
then i make my move... "hey, baby. want some coke?"

plurryho

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