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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 1:16 PM welcome. asl please?
lol rofl stfu blah. —ehark16 |
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plurry |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 2:01 PM paypal me $100 at the end of each month. if you miss a payment, gouranga will chop off a finger. —plurry |
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anobody |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 3:01 PM gouranga will chop off a finger
He's already lost three - you'd better pay so he won't have to loose any more. —anobody |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 4:34 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 4:36 PM "laser on your faggoty self" —Dark Laith |
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ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 5:35 PM I'm new to the boards and I wanted to say hey. ... so, hey. Welcome, new person. You'll find your fellow forum members here to be friendly, helpful, and mature. Please respect the rules of The Loveline Companion, and you'll fit right in. Please do not use profane or explicit language, and do not post images which are graphic or explicit in nature or your account will be revoked. JJGold is the head guy around here, he garners a great deal of respect for being such a respected, self-actualized, honest person. MajandraFan has similar status, and he is welcome here even though he is a homosexual. There is always a variety of opinions in this forum, with most people agreeing that Rob Schnider should replace Adam to become the new Loveline cohost. Thanks, and happy posting! —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 5:37 PM YOU'RE DROWNING IN YOUR OCEAN OF LIES! —ItHadToBeJew —Dark Laith |
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Shortdude |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 6:13 PM I don't realy hate you
"Next stop we hit, it was the music shop,
It only took one brick to make the window drop
Finally we got our own P.A.
Where do you think I got this guitar that you're hearing today?"
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 6:25 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 6:25 PM I was quoted from another thread! This is more exciting than Die Hard! —ItHadToBeJew |
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greymatters |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 6:27 PM I want something greasy, exotic, and ??? Go get an In-N-Out Burger, a can of sliced pineapple and make a Hawaiian burger. —greymatters |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 6:31 PM Why would someone go to Arby's and not get the Beef 'N Cheddar? —greymatters |
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Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 6:36 PM I was quoted from another thread! This is more exciting than Die Hard! —ItHadToBeJew Technically it was from my profile, as that's where it was copied from. —Dark Laith |
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catloaf |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:15 PM Why would someone go to Arby's and not get the Beef 'N Cheddar? WORD! —catloaf |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:17 PM Chicken, bacon & swiss! Fuck! And who the fuck is ordering the straight french fries? They sell those at every other restaurant, you're at Arby's, get the delicious curly fries! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! —ItHadToBeJew |
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greymatters |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:23 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:23 PM They sprinkle crack on those curly fries, they're that dangerous. —greymatters |
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greymatters |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:31 PM You know it wasn't about the fries, that was pure passion. —greymatters |
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greymatters |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:35 PM That was pretty lame. No wonder Jon Lovitz hasn't added you yet. —greymatters |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:38 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:38 PM Yeah, and Drunk Frat Girl was gold. Gold Jerry! —ItHadToBeJew |
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anobody |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:57 PM I'm afraid it's true, TBJ - I found Grey listed among Jon's 20733 'friends'. —anobody |
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anobody |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 8:01 PM Lies! All LIES! I'm afraid that Suri says it's so. —anobody |
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gouranga3221 |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 8:33 PM I don't do fingers anymore, Plurry. Ever since I upgraded to a 22" chainsaw with compression release and remote electric start, I don't hack off anything under 5 lbs. —gouranga3221 |
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anobody |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 8:37 PM Ever since I upgraded to a 22" chainsaw with compression release and remote electric start Sweet! Dude - you know I'm not that far away... could I come over and play with your chainsaw? —anobody |
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plurry |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 9:36 PM dude, that sounds gay. —plurry |
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Stryker311 |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 9:41 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 9:42 PM Go get an In-N-Out Burger, a can of sliced pineapple and make a Hawaiian burger. a ha. grey lives on the west side. and everyone go to A&W. best slogan ever. "Real American Food" you scared away loveliveenilevol. you people are horrible. —Stryker311 |
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anobody |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 9:42 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 9:44 PM dude, that sounds gay. dude, that's the double entendre I was going for. Come on - I thought it was funny.... am I the only one who laughs at my jokes? Holy Hell, Batman! :-O 
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hash |
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 11:26 PM where do i find the other boards please? —hash |
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rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 12:44 AM Welcome new sack of flesh.
If your a chick I believe the standard norm is to
post your tits frequently and often!
If your a dude, wtf man post some tits already! 
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Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, May 7, 2006 at 9:31 PM *gyros
Come on - I thought it was funny.... am I the only one who laughs at my jokes?
—anobody
Yes.
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 7, 2006 at 9:33 PM
Edited Sunday, May 7, 2006 at 9:34 PM Fuck be unto you Dusty! (seriously man - good to see you :-) —anobody |
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Beat It! |
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Sunday, May 7, 2006 at 9:42 PM I'm hungry and i dont know what to eat. I want something greasy, exotic, and ??? — adams_babymomma May I suggest Lefty? — smaller hands Funniest exchange I've seen on here in a while. Kudos, my dear. —Beat It! |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 7, 2006 at 9:44 PM
Edited Sunday, May 7, 2006 at 9:45 PM Not only funny but quick (only 8 minutes between the two posts and I'm guessing SH wasn't constantly refreshing) —anobody |
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Beat It! |
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Sunday, May 7, 2006 at 9:46 PM My thoughts exactly. We're not so different you and I... —Beat It! |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 7, 2006 at 9:47 PM Except that, between the two of us, you're the only one with a shot at the cohost spot. —anobody |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 7, 2006 at 9:48 PM
Edited Sunday, May 7, 2006 at 9:49 PM (gropes Grey) What are you two talking about? (puts hand on Beat It's inner thigh) —anobody |
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anobody |
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Sunday, May 7, 2006 at 10:11 PM For anyone who's interested, prints will be for 10$ each and the negatives will be sold to the highest bidder. —anobody |
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smaller hands |
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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 11:33 AM Thanks. I'm hoping to make it onto Laith's profile one of these days. Fancy seein' you around the forum again, dude. —smaller hands |
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Dark Laith |
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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 11:59 AM I'd add it, but I've made a policy of only adding "one-liner" type quotes. If I start putting in humorous exchanges it'll get too cluttered and confusing. :( —Dark Laith |
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greymatters |
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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 12:04 PM I'd add it, but I've made a policy of only adding "one-liner" type quotes. If I start putting in humorous exchanges it'll get too cluttered and confusing. :( You can't add quotes by request, you're compromising the integrity of your profile. It also cheapens my additions because I didn't even know you were doing it until you mentioned it. What kind of terrorist gives in this easy? —greymatters |
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Dark Laith |
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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 1:49 PM I'm not saying I was going to add it because she asked me to, I'm saying I considered adding it but blah blah blah [insert previous explanation here]. —Dark Laith |
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Had To Get It On |
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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 3:16 PM Dark Laith.
I humbly request that you remove my quote from your profile. Or at least replace it with one of the times I owned smaller hands.
Thank you very much and have a nice day sir.
Sincerely, —Had To Get It On |
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Beat It! |
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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 4:25 PM Fancy seein' you around the forum again, dude. — smaller hands Thanks, it's good to be seen. Glad (for the most part) to see that nothing much has changed (er, for the most part.) —Beat It! |
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Dark Laith |
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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 6:45 PM Dear Perver--I mean, HTGIO, If you don't want to seem like a pseudopedophile then don't act like one. Or at least keep your cradlerobbing activities a deep dark secret like all the other statutory rapists out there. You creepy freak you. Why don't you go after greymatters, I hear she was molested as a child, I bet she'd totally go for your type.
Sincerely,
Dark "Selectively Deliberate Prick" Laith P.S. I have zero recollection of you ever "owning" smaller hands, and thus I am inclined to believe that said event did not happen. Plus smaller hands > HTGIO anyway. Therefore I will, I must, I have no choice, I am forced to say good day to you, sir. —Dark Laith |
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Round Eye |
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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 7:24 PM Had To Get It On is a fucktard blowhard. —Round Eye |
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greymatters |
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Thursday, May 11, 2006 at 10:57 PM I hear she was molested as a child, I bet she'd totally go for your type. That's the last time I cyber with you. You could have been the one. —greymatters |
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Dark Laith |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 9:10 AM Didn't we agree that we were just having a one-night e-stand? Don't pull your "could've beens" on me, you're a complete liar you silly little girl. —Dark Laith |
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smaller hands |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 10:17 AM I have zero recollection of you ever "owning" smaller hands, and thus I am inclined to believe that said event did not happen. Plus smaller hands > HTGIO anyway In case Had To Get It On didn't read it the first time. —smaller hands |
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smaller hands |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 12:02 PM ...Because you are a self important dick. lol At least Laith didn't drop out of college. —smaller hands |
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Had To Get It On |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 12:15 PM Here we go with the name calling.
When have you ever seen me ignore something someone said to me?
You're calling me a dick yet you're laughing at someone for dropping out of college. How do you think that makes you look?
smaller hands, what did I say to you that made you think this way?
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 12:26 PM
Edited Friday, May 12, 2006 at 12:27 PM You have zero comprehension skills. Stop trying to rationalize and dissect my personal vendetta against you. I don't like you, remember? The way you present yourself literally makes me want to punch you in the throat? Since I have no ambition to visit you, even if it does involve harm, I'll stick to the name calling. Edit: Also, I'm a little girl. Kill yourself already. —smaller hands |
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Had To Get It On |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 12:38 PM The problem is, as far as I can tell you're the only person that feels this way.
What I'd like you to do, if it's not too much trouble, is to link to the first post I made that pissed you off. Surely you must remember such a visceral event. —Had To Get It On |
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greymatters |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 12:40 PM Had To, if it makes you feel any better, I think I hate you more than smaller hands hates you. I'm not kidding, either. So, go kill yourself. —greymatters |
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smaller hands |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 12:44 PM now's the part where he asks you for a research paper and detailed graphs explaining why... —smaller hands |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 1:05 PM I keep getting confused with had to be a jew and had to get it on —Lefty |
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Had To Get It On |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 1:07 PM I didn't ask for a detailed research paper, I asked for 1 link.
If you give me a detailed research paper I'm only going to read the abstract anyway. —Had To Get It On |
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smaller hands |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 1:07 PM No seriously, I hate him so much a part of me is still convinced he is a troll. —smaller hands |
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greymatters |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 1:09 PM He brags about getting booted from a bunch of message boards, that is troll behavior. —greymatters |
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smaller hands |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 1:09 PM If you give me a detailed research paper I'm only going to read the abstract anyway. That's not even a good joke. Ugh!
—smaller hands |
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Had To Get It On |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 1:10 PM I assure you, the feeling is not mutual. The puzzling thing is I haven't even tried to make enemies here or piss anyone off. But nonetheless, here you are, ready to burn me at the steak. Strange... —Had To Get It On |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 1:20 PM
Edited Friday, May 12, 2006 at 1:22 PM The puzzling thing is I haven't even tried to make enemies here or piss anyone off. But nonetheless, here you are, ready to burn me at the steak. Strange... —Had To Get It On 
Now that is an example of a funny joke and how you are inferior to me in every way. —smaller hands |
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Had To Get It On |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 1:44 PM Yeah but the difference between my mistakes and yours is I never claimed I was smart or articulate. —Had To Get It On |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 2:06 PM I'm playing the new video game by Paris Hilton it's called "cockquest". I thought it she said the game was called Diamondcunters.
Had To, you're still an asshole and everybody pretty much hates you.
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 2:15 PM LMAO i just read about how jessica simpson tried to put her dog through the x-ray machine at the LAX airport. —adams_babymomma |
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Had To Get It On |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 2:16 PM I only get that from smaller hands.
Unless you're not joking than that's 2 people. 2 out of dozens that seem to post regularly.
But like 99.99% of your posts I think you are joking. So we're back down to one. —Had To Get It On |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 3:00 PM Had To, you're still an asshole and everybody pretty much hates you. a Mason Jar sized asshole. I'll always hate you for talking shit on Kelly and playing a large role in chasing her off. Like you are some kind of catch. A girl of her caliber wouldn't even send a snot rocket in your direction. Five minutes alone with your personality would send any girl with any self esteem whatsoever sprinting the opposite direction. This is why you prey on the underaged, I'd imagine. I'll wager you're no stranger to the words "BAD MAN! BAD MAN!" shrieked at local parks and playgrounds. Just another day at the office for you, fucking creep. How about you go over to Billy Buttboy's message board and alienate those there for a spell. Who knows, he might even ask you to prom. Billy's the age you like 'em, has poor self esteem, is desperate, and also scores negative points every time his fingers touch the keyboard. Or, I have an alternative you should consider.
Go to Walmart, buy a shotgun and some shells. Go home, load the gun and take off your right shoe. You're familiar with Cobain and Hemingway, yes? —Chasing the Dragon |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 3:13 PM Oh shit. That's right you did say shit in the Kelly thread. They can't all be Lohan's son. Let's review: I'm a kid. You're a loser. —smaller hands |
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Dark Laith |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 3:16 PM Oh, and your boy backing you up can't even spell molester. —Had To Get It On According to Firefox's search feature, no one in this thread said the word "molester" except you. The closest instance of such a word is my use of "molested," which is spelled correctly. I might be inclined as to inquire to who, exactly, you are talking about. —Dark Laith |
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Had To Get It On |
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Friday, May 12, 2006 at 3:19 PM I didn't help run her off. She does what she wants.
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