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ZT-In-Heat

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 at 11:10 PM

OR EVEN LIKE IT'S 08/08/88.

WHAT I MEAN IS, POST PICTURES OG HOT GIRLS FROM THE 80'S.

ZT-In-Heat

  

anobody

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 at 11:14 PM

I'm relatively old for this forum and I was only 11 in 1988.

Holy shit! Some people here weren't even born then! (deep, rumbling *boooooooommmmmmmm* in the distance as mind explodes)

anobody

  

anobody

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 at 11:23 PM

(gathering up the remains of my mind)

Will these do?

Vanessa Angel (from Spies Like Us)

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Kelly LeBrock (from Weird Science)

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Helen Slater (from The Secret of My Succe$s)
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anobody

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 at 11:26 PM
Edited Sunday, April 30, 2006 at 11:38 PM

I'm relatively old for this forum and I was only 11 in 1988. —anobody

I hear you man, sort of... About being old I mean.

<window-into-zt's-dark-soul>
I'm younger than you though, and I was definately masturbating in 1988. In fact, I can still remember the names of the girls that I would masturbate too. Though I also used to keep a stash of underware ads hidden in my room. People like Adam and Jimmy who put it inbetween their matresses are amatures.

Anyway, I probably did that because I'm not too much different from your average fucked up loveline caller. If I was Asian, Jewish, or Mormon or something, I probably wouldn't have started masturbating until the ripe old age of 13 or something like that.

I still use masturbation to regulate my emotions, like right now.
</window-into-zt's-dark-soul>

So anyway, what I meant to say was, thanks!

ZT-In-Heat

  

anobody

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 at 11:33 PM

I'm younger than you though, and I was definately masturbating in 1988. In fact, I can still remember the names of the girls that I would masturbate too. Though I also used to keep a stash of underware ads hidden in my room. People like Adam and Jimmy who put it inbetween their matresses are amatures.

Anyway, I probably did that because I'm not too much different from you're average fucked up loveline caller. If I was Asian, Jewish, or Mormon or something, I probably wouldn't have started masturbating until the ripe old age of 13 or something like that.
I was a fairly late bloomer.

I still remember my first wet dream - I was about 13 and there wasn't much dreaming involved (just dreamed about ejaculating while I was ejaculating - fascinating, eh?).

As soon as it happened, I knew what it was and enjoyed it so much that for about a week after I kept trying to masturbate but to no avail.

It wasn't till I was almost 18 that I really figured it out and could pull it off regularly (my freshmen chemistry TA and Sheryl Crow's "All I wanna do" video helped a lot).

I still use masturbation to regulate my emotions, like right now.
I use it more to regulate sleep than anything else.

So anyway, what I meant to say was, thanks!
No problem, man. (pretty lame pics, though; amazing how hard it is to find decent ones of anyone from before 10-15 years ago)

Now, I really am going to bed.

anobody

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 2:13 AM
Edited Monday, May 1, 2006 at 2:13 AM

I think that topless Vanessa Angel pic is a body double.

Not quite 1988, but

ItHadToBeJew

  

catloaf

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 4:33 AM

Is it just me or does she have square nipples?

catloaf

  

anobody

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 6:32 AM
Edited Monday, May 1, 2006 at 6:33 AM

I still have to watch that damn movie TBJ

Is it just me or does she have square nipples?
Feh I say! A pox on you and may your head grow in the ground like an onion! (can't say it's just you but I didn't really notice)

I think that topless Vanessa Angel pic is a body double
Funny thing about that - it doesn't bother me in the slightest.... nor does it bother me to know that some chick's boobs are fake (though, to the best of my knowledge, I've never personally touched a fake one so, I guess, it *might* matter in real life.... though I'd doubt it).

... up to a certain point, anyway - I do have my limits
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anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 8:09 AM

It's just you.

Dusty TheHick

  

Lefty

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 8:17 AM

i didnt know there was a 1988

Lefty

  

Had To Get It On

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 8:52 AM

I didn't start until like 1996.

Had To Get It On

  

Laxdude

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 11:19 AM

Kelly Lebrock made my pants tingle! Damn, she was so f'ing hot in Weird Science.

Also, true story, went to school with an English kid who claimed Kelly Lebrock was his babysitter back in England.

The kid was called Toby, and was going bald and grey in 10th grade...so none of us ever really pressed him on it out of pitty.

Laxdude

  

MajandraFan

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 11:24 AM

I think that was the baby from Labyrinth.

MajandraFan

  

smaller hands

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 1:22 PM

My friend ryan was born on 8-8-88. I was so close.

ZT should do a study to find out if premature babies grow up to be premature ejaculators.

smaller hands

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 1:39 PM

How come Christians never pray for eachothers penises? Like, you know, even in married couples -- where they might need to most help?

Why is it "the laying on of hands" applies to everything but erectile dysfunction?

I will fly on my laptop again tonight.

ZT-In-Heat

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 1:59 PM

I just realized that anobody picked the two Weird Science girls. lol tv spinoffs

ItHadToBeJew

  

anobody

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 2:03 PM

I just realized that anobody picked the two Weird Science girls. lol tv spinoffs
Funny, that.

Probably related to my long-standing desire to make a woman in the lab.

anobody

  

catloaf

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 10:21 PM

Or to wear a bra on your head.
;)

catloaf

  

greymatters

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 10:25 PM

Kevin Kline is a genius.

greymatters

  

anobody

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 10:26 PM
Edited Monday, May 1, 2006 at 10:27 PM

Or to wear a bra on your head
OMG - can you see me (looks around)

I'm doing that right now!

Kevin Kline is a genius
and it takes a genius to recognize genius

anobody

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Monday, May 1, 2006 at 10:30 PM

If I ever find Kevin Kline, I'm going to rip off his head and fuck his spinehole. How DARE he deprive the world of that beauty.

ItHadToBeJew

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 5:57 PM

In one of my classes, I gave a presentation last week on pornography and feminism (don't worry guys, I said that I was pro-pornography and that it promoted feminist values) and then I showed a pretty graphic clip from a movie from the 80's. It was called Ball Busters. There were a bunch of different clips in the movie, but the one I showed was about a girl who was home alone, except for the lumberjack...

Have you all seen that one?

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greymatters

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 6:59 PM

Was the lumberjack gentle?

greymatters

  

anobody

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:46 PM

Have you all seen that one?
Never heard of it before today (don't really watch a lot of porn flicks, actually).

don't worry guys, I said that I was pro-pornography and that it promoted feminist values

I'm curious to learn which way the class and the prof were leaning, Mandee.

anobody

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:49 PM

(don't really watch a lot of porn flicks, actually)

I knew there was something suspicious and un-American about you.

ItHadToBeJew

  

anobody

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:55 PM

I knew there was something suspicious and un-American about you.

You should join me in my plot - I will be rewarded with 72 horny sluts in the afterlife.

Besides - I can't stand the crap stories they try to float (easier to just download what I want and be done with it).

anobody

  

Mahalo

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 7:57 PM

I haven't seen "Ball Busters," but it stars Ginger Lynn whom I don't particularly like. 80s porn is very hit-and-miss mainly because of horrid lighting. For me, the mid-to-late 90s stands as the golden era of porn with the influx (but not over-saturation) of stunning Euro chicks. Gonzo/raincoater crap released within the last several years is barely worthy of one viewing. It seems like Private is the only production company that values quality over quantity anymore.

Mahalo

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 8:03 PM

I'll stick with my Dirty Debutantes, thank you.

catloaf

  

anobody

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 8:07 PM

I'll stick with my Dirty Debutantes, thank you.

Well.... I guess it does have that Tina Cruise chick from MI-3.

anobody

  

Had To Get It On

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 8:15 PM

I'm actually becoming anti-porn now. Stay alert for an anti-pornography thread coming to a forum near you. Maybe days or a week or something.

Had To Get It On

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 8:16 PM

I'm getting my picket signs ready. I'll be honest, I'm just going to use the reverse side of my "Free Michael" signs.

ItHadToBeJew

  

anobody

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 8:18 PM

I'm actually becoming anti-porn now. Stay alert for an anti-pornography thread coming to a forum near you. Maybe days or a week or something.

I won't be able to sleep because I'll be awaiting it anxiously, GIO.

anobody

  

Had To Get It On

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 8:29 PM

That's why I tried gave an ETA. I didn't want people sitting on the edge of their seats and biting their nails in anticipation of something that might happen tonight.

Had To Get It On

  

Stryker311

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 9:58 PM

\Holy shit! Some people here weren't even born then
ME!

Stryker311

  

gouranga3221

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 10:01 PM

JUDAS PRIEST!!!

gouranga3221

  

anobody

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 10:03 PM

ME!
You have no idea how hard it is to wrap my mind around that, Stryker.

anobody

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 10:06 PM

Speakin' of Judas Priest, why are they suddenly EVERYWHERE? True story--I once drove 2 hours to see a JP concert and arrived only to discover the concert had been cancelled due to poor ticket sales.

catloaf

  

gouranga3221

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 10:18 PM

I have a lot more experience with Judas Priest as an expletive than a band, but I did like that song they did that gets played on the classic rock stations, you know, that one song?

gouranga3221

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 10:22 PM

Yeah, I think I've heard that one.

catloaf

  

plurry

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 10:26 PM

One life I'm gonna live it up
I'm takin' flight I said I'll never get enough
Stand tall I'm young and kinda proud
I'm on top as long as the music's loud

If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by
You're thinkin' like a fool cause it's a case of do or die
Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had
You think I'll let it go you're mad
You've got another thing comin'

That's right here's where the talkin' ends
Well listen this night there'll be some action spent
Drive hard I'm callin' all the shots
I got an ace card comin' down on the rocks

If you think I'll sit around while you chip away my brain
Listen I ain't foolin' and you'd better think again
Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had
You think I'll let it go you're mad
You got another thing comin'

In this world we're livin' in we have our share of sorrow
Answer now is don't give in aim for a new tomorrow

Oh so hot no time to take a rest yeah
Act tough ain't room for second best
Real strong got me some security
Hey I'm a big smash I'm goin' for infinity yeah

If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by
You're thinkin' like a fool cause it's a case of do or die
Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had
You think I'll let it go you're mad
You've got another thing comin'

plurry

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 11:16 PM

'm curious to learn which way the class and the prof were leaning, Mandee.

I'm actually not really sure. I was open to questions, but no one asked me any that were very good. It was mostly like "What are your opinions on bondage?" There are like 10 "jocks" in the entire school and somehow all of them ended up in my class.

mandeemoo22

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 11:19 PM

Well, what are your opinions on bondage?

greymatters

  

anobody

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 11:22 PM
Edited Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 11:24 PM

Probably just sexist of me but somehow I wouldn't have guessed that there'd be lots of jocks in a class on feminism.

Well, what are your opinions on bondage?
I've never really given it much thought.

I guess I like Band-Aid brand but I hate it when the adhesive gets stuck in my hair and removing them ends up giving me a Brazilian waxing.

anobody

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 11:26 PM

Dude, you are SO putting them in the wrong place.

catloaf

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 11:30 PM

Well, its actually not a class on feminism. It's a University Writing Seminar that all freshmen are required to take. There's about 15 people in each class and its taught by a grad student. I guess that all makes it funnier that I showed porn in the class.

mandeemoo22

  

anobody

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 at 11:36 PM

Dude, you are SO putting them in the wrong place.
Oh - that would explain a lot!

Well, its actually not a class on feminism. It's a University Writing Seminar that all freshmen are required to take. There's about 15 people in each class and its taught by a grad student. I guess that all makes it funnier that I showed porn in the class.

Oh - I totally misunderstood (fortunately, that's never happened before).

Is your semester almost over? (today was 'reading day' at ASU - have I mentioned how much I miss taking classes and final exams?)

anobody

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 12:38 AM

Anobody you go to ASU?

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

anobody

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 6:59 AM

Yeah rAnCID - though only for a short while longer, I should be done in august (was originally going be may) assuming that my committee members don't go on any unplanned trips this summer.

anobody

  

ZT-In-Heat

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 8:01 AM

So, like, you're planning to kidnap them?

ZT-In-Heat

  

anobody

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 8:21 AM

So, like, you're planning to kidnap them?

Well.... I was going to try to sell them on the third world sex-slave market when I thought they were feminazis but I've since decided against it.

anobody

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 10:05 AM

Is your semester almost over?

Today was my last day of classes :-) Tomorrow is a study day and then I have finals next week and I go home next Saturday. Crazy stuff.

mandeemoo22

  

anobody

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 at 4:22 PM

Sweet! :D

anobody

  

ZT-In-Thought

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Monday, January 1, 2007 at 10:57 AM

THERE IS A LACK OF HOT GIRLS FROM THE 80'S PHOTOS IN THIS THREAD, AND PEOPLE PLEDGING TO ORDER ME PIZZA.

ZT-In-Thought

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