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Sunday, March 12, 2006 at 6:21 PM Gets a reality show!
In the continuing pursuit to give every single person a reality show, Wafah Dufour - Osama bin Laden's niece, who wisely dropped the Bin Laden part of her name - has inked a deal for cameras to document her "quest for stardom".
"I understand that when people hear my last name, they have preconceived notions, but I was born an American and I love my country," Dufour said in a statement from ReganMedia announcing the deal to develop a reality TV series. “Her story will bridge the gap that people feel exists between the cultures she has lived in,” ReganMedia President Judith Regan said.
It's an odd tug-of-war Dufour is undertaking: simultaneously distancing herself from her much-bearded terrorist uncle, while at the same time cashing in on the fact that she shares his criminal mastermind blood. Then again, one thing television lacks is a show about an unknown (actress, designer, singer, model, inventor, juggler, or famous person) winning a competition, their reward a place in the public consciousness for 3-5 months.
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Sunday, March 12, 2006 at 6:24 PM No wonder why we cant find Bin Laden...he's dressed up like a 20 something year old!!!!!! 
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Sunday, March 12, 2006 at 6:43 PM lol that guys name is donny "deutsch" which im assuming is pronounced "douche" —Stryker311 |
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Sunday, March 12, 2006 at 7:15 PM I think it's pronounced doytch as in Deutschland —AsianOrJew |
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Sunday, March 12, 2006 at 7:18 PM
Edited Sunday, March 12, 2006 at 7:47 PM I'd shock and awe her —Had To Get It On —Dark Laith I'd also Wafah DOHER. Get it? You see what I did there? Huh? —ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, March 12, 2006 at 8:29 PM What exactly would you "Dufour" a chance to do her? Huh? Huh? Yeah... —AsianOrJew |
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Sunday, March 12, 2006 at 10:25 PM too early —Lefty |
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Sunday, March 12, 2006 at 11:43 PM Strange situation. —a1nerd |
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Monday, March 13, 2006 at 8:00 AM lol that guys name is donny "deutsch" which im assuming is pronounced "douche" - —Stryker311 I think it's pronounced doytch as in Deutschland - AsianOrJew You're both right. It is pronounced "doytch" and he is a massive "douche." —Beat It! |
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Monday, March 13, 2006 at 11:05 PM Should I feel bad that she really isn’t bad looking? She’s still not as good looking as ABM. Maybe she’ll do a piece in Maxim or Stuff. What kind of a name is Wafah? If she married a guy named Crapper, would she be Wafah Crapper? I guess if you got some sort of a claim to fame, you should use it. Did Hitler have a niece who posed on French postcards? —Narcissus |
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 1:07 AM No, she was on those cards in cigarette packets —AsianOrJew |
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 6:38 AM She's always going to be known as "OBL's neice." That being said, I'd rather be her than the bush twins. —MARK 5 VERSE 9 |
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 8:58 AM shes a mingin' hag if i've ever seen one —Darkfloyd |
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 2:31 PM looks good, but too much makeup. in other news, gene simmons is a dipshit —000 |
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 5:09 PM She's always going to be known as "OBL's neice." That being said, I'd rather be her than the bush twins Oh Mark, I love you and your topical humor! —mandeemoo22 |
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 6:15 PM I wonder if bin laden knows she exists....she says she never met him, i bet he would want to bang her if he saw her, she's not that good looking but if you compared her to an average Middle Eastern women then she's hot. —adams_babymomma |
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 8:32 PM but too much makeup.
no way you cant have too much make up
she's not that good looking but if you compared her to an average Middle Eastern women then she's hot.
yeah thats really true.
and why do you want her nose, she is really ugly, but she has nice hair.
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MARK 5 VERSE 9 |
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 8:42 PM "i want her nose!!!"-ABM Good god you have a nose obsession! You make my heel, arch, and boob fixation look normal. You're going to give your nose an eating disorder if you haven't already. —MARK 5 VERSE 9 |
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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 at 10:19 AM no way you cant have too much make up —Stryker311 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. —Dark Laith |
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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 at 6:27 PM Wafah has a busted face and I bet she has a hairy vagina.
too early
That's what your mom said. —greymatters |
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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 at 11:25 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 15, 2006 at 11:26 PM lol at laith. dude, it's just that I'll think a chick is really really hot, and then i'll see her without makeup, and it was just like....bad. I guess you CAN have too much makeup, but well youd have to really CAKE it on there to have too much. idk, its okay as long as they dont color in the eyebrows with a sharpie. —Stryker311 |
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Thursday, March 16, 2006 at 12:34 AM
Edited Thursday, March 16, 2006 at 12:34 AM Natural beauty is only amplified by light make up. Females with alot of make up look like dirt shit without it. It seems that I would terrorize bin ladens neices ass cheeks if thats the way she looks.
I wouldn't be a patriot if I didn't sleep with the enemy. ABM if thats you on the video you should strip tease instead and stop wasting our time I have a few singles handy :p —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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