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adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 2:43 PM
Edited Monday, March 6, 2006 at 2:47 PM

Anybody watch the show last night? I thought it was boring, but one thing that shocked me was 3- 6 mafia (the rap group).....all i can say is WTF??????? Black people once again proved to the world that they're dumb. The academy and white people in suits love to see blacks degrade themselves, and thats the only reason why 3- 6 mafia took home an Oscar.

3-6 mafia:

grammy's 0
Oscar 1

Jon Stewart made a good comment about them being excited. HAHaha

adams_babymomma

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 2:45 PM
Edited Monday, March 6, 2006 at 2:50 PM

Soon more people will be reading my livejournal than watching the Oscars. Yes, they're that bad -- the Oscars, not all of you reading this.

Jon Stewart is good, of course -- not his best, but good. Everything else is retarded.

Everyone in the audience looks uncomfortable and bored to tears, and retarded. Except Steven Spielberg. Everyone loves Steven Spielberg.

To those of you not in front of the TV watching the Oscars right now, the Oscar for being smart enough to avoid watching the Oscars goes to you. Everyone else, lets just turn off the TV now and go have butt sex in the mountains -- that's an order.

If this entry seems retarded, it's because watching the Oscars is making me teh stoopid.

UPDATE: The Three 6 Mafia thanked Jesus after they won the Original Song Oscar for It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp. The Oscars have gotten better since they won.

The Tab Energy Drink looks suspiciously like a pink dildo to me -- which makes sense because it's being marketed to women. It's strong enough for a man, but is dildo shaped and pinked for a woman. Fabulous!


ZT-In-Exile

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 2:50 PM

Who gives a shit about livejournal. I will not give in. TLC is where my thoughts belong.

adams_babymomma

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 3:29 PM

lol your thoughts.

ZT-In-Exile

  

kastofsna

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 3:30 PM

i've never heard of any of these movies nominated. and jon stewart blows

kastofsna

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 3:32 PM

ANTI-SEMITE!

ZT-In-Exile

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 3:36 PM

ABM, you surely appreciated Crash winning best picture, no? Being Jordanian, I'd imagine you face racism on a daily basis.

BTW, Jon Stewart sucked.

ItHadToBeJew

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 3:40 PM

WHY DO YOU HATE JEWS?!?

ZT-In-Exile

  

greymatters

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 3:40 PM

I thought Jon Stewart did a good job, kept the show moving. I hate Billy Crystal and I think David Letterman and Chris Rock were the shit.

I'm so glad Crash won best picture, Ang Lee was so pissed off, loves it.

greymatters

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 3:59 PM

WHY DO YOU HATE JEWS?!?

Because they stink of pronghorn and matzo.

ItHadToBeJew

  

Lefty

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 4:20 PM

I like gay cowboys

Lefty

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 6:00 PM

I'd like to steer this discussion toward salma hayek's tits.

they're wonderful.

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

Lefty

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 6:04 PM

I like grey's tits

Lefty

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 6:10 PM

Since when did Salema Hayek become a director? I personally dont care about "crash" or "brokeback mountain" Ang Lee can shove his oscar up his ass. All the movies nominated sucked in my opionion. "Chicken Little" should have taken best picture! Im also starting to hate Jessica Alba, she was chewing gum on the red carpet, and she always smiling....wtf is up with that?

adams_babymomma

  

Hans Langer

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 6:32 PM

Well, i din't watch but found a reference to "Most Exciting Breast Jiggling: Jennifer Garner" that's gonna have me trawling teh internets for the next half-hour ... wish me luck, I know they're out there somewhere.

Incredible Hullabaloo Over Nothing: Jessica Alba.

Hans Langer

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 6:38 PM

Oh thats when she tripped on stage ...here ya go!

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 6:40 PM

adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 6:44 PM

and this is when they won...LOL at Dolly Parton

adams_babymomma

  

greymatters

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 6:53 PM

I like grey's tits

Don't look at me! DON'T LOOK AT ME!

greymatters

  

Dark Laith

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 7:06 PM
Edited Monday, March 6, 2006 at 7:06 PM

DAMMIT I kept reading "tripped" as "stripped." I feel so let down now that I've watched the clip.

Dark Laith

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 7:10 PM

^I'm sorry..but ya know you should keep your mind out of the gutter.

adams_babymomma

  

Dark Laith

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 7:12 PM

I would, but my abundant circulating testosterone and Y chromosome won't let me. :(

Dark Laith

  

greymatters

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 7:21 PM

I would, but my abundant circulating testosterone and Y chromosome won't let me.

You're no Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar. Shame on you. JIHAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

greymatters

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 7:22 PM

Look im gonna hijack my thread

adams_babymomma

  

Lefty

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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 7:54 PM

Sayid, enter the numbers and push the buttons before the timer runs down!

Lefty

  

Hans Langer

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 at 1:20 AM

I feel so let down now that I've watched the clip

I guess i was expecting more too. But thanx to abm for posting, i didn't have to
type garner tits oscar jiggly into a search engine after all.

Not that i would have, but i'm just sayin'.

Hans Langer

  

Had To Get It On

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 at 3:09 AM

I gotta stay fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
Till I d-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-e

Had To Get It On

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