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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 12:45 AM I really am starting to think he is god. I saw him in person one day and there was this bright glow around him. We should all get together and make a temple for our master Adam. —a1nerd |
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I want to BANG Adamsbabymomma!! |
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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 12:54 AM
Edited Monday, March 6, 2006 at 1:00 AM Some people like to claim that mormons (L.D.S. members) believe Adam is God. If the Carolla Adam could stop the porn use, drinking, and smoking, here would be his closest temple: 
—I want to BANG Adamsbabymomma!! |
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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 1:48 AM there's a long answer to this question and a short one. the short one: no —margin |
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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 2:29 AM If Adam was indeed God would not his heaven consist of many women in their young twenties or actually preferably late teen's with Kristy Kanyon size knockers and vaginal bushes
that make abe lincoln's beard look like a skinned cat? —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 10:29 AM If Adam was really God do you think his morning show would suck so hard? —bguirk |
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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 4:15 PM
god
n.1. God
- A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.
- The force, effect, or a manifestation or aspect of this being.
2. A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality.
3. An image of a supernatural being; an idol.
4. One that is worshiped, idealized, or followed: Money was their god.
5. A very handsome man.
6. A powerful ruler or despot.
Yeah, Adam is a god. —greymatters |
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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 6:40 PM well he DID create AIDS to teach those 'mos a lesson —kastofsna |
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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 at 7:08 PM God is dead. Since his move to the pergatory that is morning radio. I hope his kids have a sense of humor. —justinbaily21 |
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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 at 7:35 PM I just found out that when god created Eve he took a rib from Adam. Ya know god could have taken a bone from Adam's lower body like his leg or feet, but he took his rib beacuse he wants women and men to be equal and the rib is close to the heart, so the meaning behind it is that he wants men to keep women close to ther hearts. If god would have taken a bone form his feet, it would mean the women are less superior to men. —adams_babymomma |
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Thursday, March 9, 2006 at 12:55 AM I always wondered about that. Is that really true though? I heard it was just a myth. —a1nerd |
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Thursday, March 9, 2006 at 2:27 AM There is a legend that men have one rib fewer than women, and originates from the Bible's description of the creation of Eve (from the rib of Adam). This is from the Book of Genesis, the first book of the Hebrew Bible (Old Testament). This legend is obviously not true. I like that the Wiki author put the "obviously" in there, like, "I can't believe you would believe that, you stupid fucktard". Then he drank some Starbucks. Fuckin' ass. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Thursday, March 9, 2006 at 2:54 AM So you are saying that men have the same amount of ribs as females? —a1nerd |
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Thursday, March 9, 2006 at 9:56 AM "I can't believe you would believe that, you stupid fucktard" Sorry, but getting your knowledge of human anatomy from the bible story does make you a stupid fucktard. I hate Starbucks. —bguirk |
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Thursday, March 9, 2006 at 10:20 AM My company buys us the bottled Starbucks Frappacino drinks. I have one every so often. It's not horrible, but I don't have a discerning set of taste buds. Back when "coffee cool" was in its infancy (this would be 1990-1991, I traded pizza for coffee drinks at Coffee Corner. I worked across the food court and they wanted our pizza for free. —Colin |
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