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I want to BANG Adamsbabymomma!! |
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Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 1:50 AM
Edited Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 1:55 AM Drew is a total chick. He doesn't understand the subtleties of how things actually work. He expects things to operate EXACTLY the same every time. He takes things too literally. Some time ago, Adam told a caller who he suspected was bogus, that the right thing to do was to admit it was bogus now that they had called him on it, and Ace jokingly referred to it as a "law." Ever since then, that vagina with glasses tries to invoke this "law" every other goddamn call. Drew's so stupid he doesn't notice when he invokes this, that just like chicks and their declarations, he gets ignored every time. Yet he usually presses further, invoking it again and again trying to enforce this "law" on the callers. Drew didn't (and still doesn't) understand that it was only an appeal to the caller's possible sense of honor, and isn't actually international law. When Ace would say this to a caller, he was using his skilled ability to sense a situation and make an appropriate statement. Drew obviously does not possess that ability to sense a situation. He only knows how to respond in form letters and/or like he's reading a textbook. More proof of this is that, ohhhh, about 98.786% of the time, when Drew invokes the "international law on bogosity," he's probably or obviously wrong. Clearly, just like a chick, Drew cannot tell what is bogus and what's genuine, and no matter how many times he's proved wrong, he persists. Drew is the doctor who cried "bogus" so many times that everyone stopped believing him. When Adam called something bogus, he listed WHY he thought the call was bogus. He was genuinely irrated, as opposed to Drew calling things bogus because he's either stumpted or lazy. Also just like a chick, every time he invokes it, Drew sounds like he's surprised and can't figure out why the callers are not obeying the "international law on bogosity." —I want to BANG Adamsbabymomma!! |
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greymatters |
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Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 2:03 AM Drew just called me on the phone, he wanted me to tell you to "go fuck yourself." Yeah, I thought it was a bit harsh too, but he sounded drunk. —greymatters |
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Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 2:18 AM Nah, whenever Drew Barrymore calls me (also super drunk), she moans to be about how much she misses Tom Green and how he ate her ass out like nobody she has ever met. This was definitely Drew Pinsky. Before he told me to tell you to go fuck yourself, he was crying to me about how he missed Adam Carolla and how he ate his ass out like nobody he has ever met. —greymatters |
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Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 4:06 AM "Drew didn't (and still doesn't) understand that it was only an appeal to the caller's possible sense of honor, and isn't actually international law." Are you high or retarded or possibly both. Drew knows this isn't an actual law. Its just one of his constant (and often fruitless) attempts at humor that he busts out when he scences bogus. I agree he does call bogus alot, but he just says "you understand not fessing up now breaks the international geneva convention law of boguosity" as a very lame atempt to be funny. He just says it because adam said itr all the time and he's used to it. Give the man a break, and if you hate him so much and think hes so dumb DON'T LISTEN TO THE SHOW OR POST ON A FAN FORUM. Now go and beat yourself with a tire iron so the gods may take pity on you. —Xophonic |
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I want to BANG Adamsbabymomma!! |
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Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 4:18 AM Drew knows this isn't an actual law. No fucking shit einstein. Clearly you didn't get the point so I'll try again. Drew TREATS the situation as if it were law, MEANING, the jackass expects callers to obey him as if it's literal law just because he's calling them on it. Callers never obey Drew because he's clueless of subtleties just like you. —I want to BANG Adamsbabymomma!! |
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Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 7:37 AM lol @ "drew doesn't think it's an actual law." incredible deduction —kastofsna |
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Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 1:47 PM I think the OP is forgetting all the times Adam did the same thing back when he was on, outing the callers by saying that it was retarded to make a bogus call and then not confess when outed on it. Then again maybe that's what he means by "using his skilled ability to sense a situation and make an appropriate statement." Adam doing it is okay, but if Drew does it, oh, well, he's a big blubbering vagina. Completely different. —Dark Laith |
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I want to BANG Adamsbabymomma!! |
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Sunday, March 5, 2006 at 10:18 PM "I think the OP is forgetting all the times Adam did the same thing back when he was on, outing the callers by saying that it was retarded to make a bogus call and then not confess when outed on it. Then again maybe that's what he means by "using his skilled ability to sense a situation and make an appropriate statement." Nah, I remember that. "Adam doing it is okay, but if Drew does it, oh, well, he's a big blubbering vagina. Completely different." Down Low, it's the WAY Adam did it that was insightful, and the WAY Drew does it that makes him like listening to a chick. Adam was like a precision target rifle, and Drew is like Cheney's 28 guage shotgun that goes everywhere and doesn't really quite hit the mark. —I want to BANG Adamsbabymomma!! |
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Monday, March 6, 2006 at 11:25 AM
Edited Monday, March 6, 2006 at 11:25 AM Shotguns are cooler though, and if you manage not to miss they make a huge mess of people's faces. Wait, are we talking about guns now? —Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 at 10:29 AM There are lots of things in recent weeks where I've said "If Drew says that ONE MORE F-ING TIME..." Let's make a list, shall we? - For sexual stimulation, men are boxes with an on-off switch; women are the flight decks of aircraft carriers (or is it 747s?) - Childhood trauma becomes exciting and stimulating and is sought out and repeated as an adult (and every time he says it, it's like a REVELATION he's never said before!) Does a night EVER go by without those? I'm a couple weeks behind, but I doubt he's changed...Any other nominees for the list? —BobbySmith |
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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 at 12:04 PM It drives me nuts when he tells a 13 year old kid, "Therapy, therapy, therapy" as though the kid will be able to just go out and acquire a therapist on their own. —pookie |
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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 at 6:12 AM i think drew should start every show with a huge PSA, about bogus calls, morning after pill, therapy and so on... —obrez |
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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 at 6:25 AM Drew just doesnt have the knack, or human quality that alot of people possess, to be able to read inflection and humour. It was always annoying that he would constantly add nothing more to Adams rants than, How Dare You!? That would be judging, How dare you?! For the love of christ the joke is 6 years old, and he says it with gusto, as if him and Adam had never heard it before. Its Adams own joke, and even Adam is bored with it.
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pookie |
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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 at 12:27 PM Drew is strictly textbook. He keeps up-to-date and has excellent recall. But if any situation deviates from a textbook case, he has no clue. —pookie |
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Mayonnaise |
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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 at 1:59 PM Here's another example. Last night, Jon Lovitz tells one caller that he prefers to be called something like "Supreme Lord Lovitz", and obvious one-time one-liner. For some reason, Drew decided to call him that every F---ing time from that moment on. It was funny the first time, not the 20 subsequent times. I love Drew to death(in a completely heterosexual way), but he's pushing too hard to be funny. That's not his role. Someone get him a co-host, even if it's just a KROQ DJ for the meantime(other than Stryker of course). —Mayonnaise |
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Friday, March 10, 2006 at 9:51 AM Drew is the straight man...thats the problem, he is good playing off of someone who if funny. Now, even with funny cohosts he thinks he is the Host of the show, and must be funny. I've been listening for years, but drew....knock it off! —CCMilesD |
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Friday, March 10, 2006 at 11:42 AM I love Drew to death(in a completely heterosexual way), but he's pushing too hard to be funny. That's not his role. Someone get him a co-host hear hear. A cohost for the doctor. that's our perscription. badum-ching. —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 5:21 PM You people don't understand. He isn't trying to be funny. He said once that he HAS to answer the question if the caller doesn't admit it's bogus. That's why he still answers it even though it's obviously bogus. So if I called in and said Squirrels at my nuts off he would HAVE to answer. It must be annoying for him to have to answer these BS calls because some jackass can't admit he had a shitty bogus call. —KamikazeSquirrel |
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 6:39 PM drew is seriously a fucking miserable host. he needs to be the #2 guy. fucking co-pilots aren't pilots, period —kastofsna |
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Mayonnaise |
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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 at 3:23 AM Nobody said he couldn't call out bogus callers, but he could give the boguosity schtick a rest. —Mayonnaise |
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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 at 12:53 PM Maybe he can use it to wrap his crystal ball, before he crams it? I am *almost* tempted to join myspace to comment...but that just isn't going to happen. —Laxdude |
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Friday, March 17, 2006 at 9:45 AM doesnt posting that giant picture make you as much of an attention whore as you claim her to be? —cRacky |
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