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uppity asians still can't take a joke

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 5:35 PM

They're starting a new race of "WAAAAAasians!"


ZT-In-Exile

  

Dark Laith

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 5:57 PM

Someone want to post a clip of the segment in question, just so I can finally hear if it really is as funny/unfunny/offensive/unoffensive as everyone claims it to be?

Dark Laith

  

OneManArmy

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 6:20 PM

But Adam loves the Asians!

OneManArmy

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 6:37 PM

I know, that's a big part of what makes all of this so fucking stupid.

ZT-In-Exile

  

adams_babymomma

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 7:05 PM

They don't know the real Adam...when i first heard his jokes i thought he was racist, but after a while i got used to it.

adams_babymomma

  

Chrispy

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 7:17 PM

Well it's not just getting used to it, either! It's not like we've been desensitized. We've come to understand what he MEANS, which one cannot pick up from one sitting.

Also, what history of "making fun of asians?" He makes fun of stupid people, which tend to be OTHER races. I really can't think of anything in the last few years of Loveline that put down asians, to any degree.

Shit, even the first day after I heard the quote I was a bit disappointed in this bit; for its humor, the controversy wasn't worth it, and I felt it was in bad taste.
BUT, GIVE IT UP. After 24/48 hours of boiling rage, these asians need to cool it. People need to try to stay angry for that long.

Chrispy

  

Lefty

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 7:18 PM

Well, the first time I heard him, I thought he was racist too. But then again, all comedians are racist.

Lefty

  

digger

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 7:18 PM


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adams_babymomma

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 7:31 PM

^*shocked* ok so he wants people to think he's a racist??

clickey


adams_babymomma

  

andrewwagner777

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 8:08 PM

“People are fed up with this guy,” said Aoki. “It’s about time that we make a very clear message that the Asian American community is not one to mess with.”
“It’s repulsive,” said Liu. “It makes you want to throw up.”
Wow honestly if the above is true, you need to stop listening to the radio.
WE ARE NOT FED UP WITH CAROLLA. WE LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT! Shut your yippity mouths and go blow yourselves. If you can't take a joke, maybe you shouldn't be listening to the radio. Adam Carolla was funny, is funny and will ALWAYS be funny, and now matter how much you bitch about it, there's nothing you can do about it. They're paying him millions of dollars to be funny. If you don't like him, DONT LISTEN YOU RETARDS!
“We have the utmost respect for the role we play in the communities we serve, and by no means was it our intention to offend any member of our audience.”
^^ THEY ISSUED AN APOLOGY! JESUS WHAT MORE DO YOU IDIOTS WANT?
Guy Aoki, president of Media Action Network for Asian Americans, said Carolla has a long history of using racist remarks against Asians, citing his regular use of racial slurs in his appearances on Loveline and The Kevin and Bean Show, two programs on the Los Angeles station KROQ.
Honestly, if you hate him so much, stop listening, quit your bitching and shut your mouths. All of Adam's fans (WHICH OUTNUMBER YOU PUSSIES) are tired of hearing you build up your self esteem by shooting down Adam and his success.

Quit your bitching. I want a response to this, as I want to see what you have to say to defend yourselves. They gave you an apology. Just because you got two people fired earlier does not in any way mean that you will get Mr. Carolla fired. He is being paid millions of dollars to be funny and no matter how much you bitch, you will not and cannot stop that. CBS does not value your opinion, nor do they care what you have to say.

Andrew


My letter to the idiot asians.

andrewwagner777

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 8:33 PM

Adam does think that ethnicity matters which makes him a racist in the minds of people who think that racism exists.
However, anyone who uses their spare time, or professional time, to work for an organization like "The Los Angeles chapter of the Organization of Chinese Americans" or "The Korean American Coalition in Los Angeles" is just the same.
So it's really not a matter of being racist, everyone involved is racist.
It's a matter of power struggles. A cynical member of such an organization is still a loser. Everyone else is exactly what they accuse Carolla of.
When people say they are offended, they mean that they're offended that other people get to break their inhibitions while they themselves have to remain stoic and well behaved. How come they get to have a gay marriage? I had to marry a man when I was their age! Or,
It's not fair that Adam Carolla is making fun of ethnicity. I'm an ethnic minority, he's an ethnic majority, I can't insult him back without getting fiscally raped!
People who state that they are offended are liars with a devious moral psyche. They cannot be trusted and will not be loved by anyone, deep down.

MajandraFan

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 8:33 PM

I hate uppity niggers.

MajandraFan

  

Lefty

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 8:47 PM

I hate fucking humans. Kill all humans!

Lefty

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 9:08 PM

ZT-In-Exile

  

Chrispy

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 11:14 PM

Hmmm Andrew's letter doesn't exactly discourage the verbally-violent interactions we're trying to get rid of with these fuckers.
Giving AC fans a bit of a bad name, here, especially knowing how they take jokes or criticism of any kind.
Way to fan the flames.

Chrispy

  

andrewwagner777

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Friday, February 10, 2006 at 11:54 PM

Umm I'm only that extreme because this kind of BS has been going on for WEEKS. Nonstop articles about "Ching chong" this and "racial prejudice that" it's like
SHUT UP!

andrewwagner777

  

MajandraFan

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 12:53 AM

You're a fan of David Carradine, right?

MajandraFan

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 2:15 AM
Edited Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 2:16 AM

“They don’t seem to think that APAs will speak out,” said Yoo. “They think we’re one of the groups permissible to make fun of.”

No, fat people and the Irish are the only ones you can make fun of.

ItHadToBeJew

  

j4k3

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 4:12 AM

I say kill 'em all.

j4k3

  

Peon U

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 7:55 AM

I said it before and i'll say it again. It was funny for the first 5 seconds. Then they had to drag it on for way too long then it started to get annoying, offensive, then plain stupid. I think they would've been good if they didn't drag it on for like 3 minutes or so. Thanks Damashek! If you're going make fun of asians or any ethincity for that matter. At least be funny and original cause that bit was unoriginal. A 2nd grader could come out with a better joke than that.

Peon U

  

Unrep

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 9:16 AM

I think racial desensitizing is what the world needs more of. Seriously.

I didn't think the bit was that funny, but it wasn't particularly offensive -- or at least shouldn't have been.

As it is, half the issue with racism right now is that there's a fear of dialogue. The current mindset suggests that to speak about race makes you a racist, which is retarded because it means that people keep their prejudices inside and let them fester rather than come out and be addressed. That's why all these hate groups exist, they feel justified by being silenced and villainized. Whines and political movements like this only increase that.

And fuck. This wasn't even racist. It was a culture based joke -- language specific at that. No one is dumb enough to believe that people of Asian decent can't speak English. Guy Aoki's position that that is what is implied is more racist than the skit's actual message.

Pinches.

Unrep

  

Lefty

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Canada people are racist

Lefty

  

Darwin'sBlade

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 12:49 PM

I haven't heard the bit, so this opinion is just based on the posts here.
Seems to me the "ching chong" bit is tasteless humor, which I believe suits Dameshek more than Adam. This is not the comedy we usually get from the Aceman. His asian jokes work on loveline because almost all of them were sort of backhanded compliments if you read between the lines.

Darwin'sBlade

  

Peon U

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 5:16 PM

well said Darwin!

Peon U

  

Unrep

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 5:27 PM

Bed-wetting anti-racists annoy me far more than actual racism.

Neither are reasonable, but unfortunately one has clout in our society to instantly pull the ultimate trump card.

Pinches.

Unrep

  

MajandraFan

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 7:07 PM

Neither are reasonable, but unfortunately one has clout in our society to instantly pull the ultimate trump card.

Every intergenerational ethnic slavery cloud has its silver lining.

And fuck. This wasn't even racist. It was a culture based joke -- language specific at that. No one is dumb enough to believe that people of Asian decent can't speak English. Guy Aoki's position that that is what is implied is more racist than the skit's actual message.

Pinches.

—Unrep

Out of the mouths of babes... sort of.
Okay, from your "perspective": Of course we're not saying that Asians are too dumb to learn English! They're capapble of speaking a real language just as much as white people, they don't have to only speak one of those ching chong peasant languages!

And that was part of the atmosphere of the joke, that asian languages are not conducive to scientific progress, sophisticated culture or even democracy. Which is a cute bit.

It was funny, and it's weak to get combative about it. Whether you're an articulate liar working for an ethnic minority civil rights group or a clumsy moron slinging words like 'pussy' around as though pussy is bad or even a sarcasm drenched jaded almost-revolutionary like ZT, it's super super gay to care about this. At all.

Tonic. 2 asian girls and a eurotrope bonus. Remember, asia is most of earth's land, it stretches from indonesia to turkey.

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MajandraFan

  

adams_babymomma

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 7:32 PM

I love canadians! eh?

adams_babymomma

  

Unrep

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 9:34 PM

Every intergenerational ethnic slavery cloud has its silver lining.

Being stuck in an eternal stalemate from fear of real debate is a silver lining?

Out of the mouths of babes... sort of.
Okay, from your "perspective": Of course we're not saying that Asians are too dumb to learn English! They're capapble of speaking a real language just as much as white people, they don't have to only speak one of those ching chong peasant languages!

Well turned. Well turned.

And that was part of the atmosphere of the joke, that asian languages are not conducive to scientific progress, sophisticated culture or even democracy. Which is a cute bit.

I think that perhaps the most important element of the joke so far is being ignored: it was intentionally self-deprecating. It was a double sided joke with a) them making fun of the stereotype of the "Asian" language, and b) them sounding like ignorant insensitive asses who don't understand the language and attack it because they don't understand it.

It's a "laughing with" while "laughing at" double whammy of hilarity.

It was funny, and it's weak to get combative about it. Whether you're an articulate liar working for an ethnic minority civil rights group or a clumsy moron slinging words like 'pussy' around as though pussy is bad or even a sarcasm drenched jaded almost-revolutionary like ZT, it's super super gay to care about this. At all.

Yet somehow that didn't stop you from replying to my post to counter my argument. OH SNAP!!!!!!

Unrep

  

Lefty

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 10:31 PM

ZT is racist

Btw: Hot avril pic!

Lefty

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 11:31 PM

You're anorexic, and ironically also eat babies.

ZT-In-Exile

  

digger

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 1:55 AM

Someone want to post a clip of the segment in question, just so I can finally hear if it really is as funny/unfunny/offensive/unoffensive as everyone claims it to be? —Dark Laith


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greymatters

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 10:22 AM

I guess that could be considered offensive. I know I was offended, because this is true sign that Adam is phoning it in. I wouldn't be surprised if he starts doing the show from his house soon. It's obvious to me he's letting Dave take over the show because he's too distracted thinking about his glass of slightly chilled medicine at home. Or, worst case scenario, Adam really is trying to make the show good and he's been a hack all along. I think any Adam fan knows his only comfort zone was Loveline, he's pretty much exploded anywhere else. I don't know about you but The Man Show was awful, I watch back on some of the episodes on G4TV and they are truly pieces of shit. All the bits are unfunny, Adam looks stiff, the Juggies aren't as hot as I remember them, the whole show was a disaster. Adam, you're on notice. Go back to Loveline you fucking carpenter hack!

greymatters

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 11:57 AM

Ehh... I laughed.

Remember, it's not easy filling five hours a day of good original material. Howard was the best at it, and sometimes his show was unlistenable.

There are greater injustices in the world for Asians to be angry about.

ZT-In-Exile

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 12:06 PM

here's what other people are saying..

metroblog
here
i think its funny

adams_babymomma

  

Darwin'sBlade

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 1:01 PM

No matter how you take it listening to this bit, it's a lose-lose for Adam.

1. If you are offended, you will think Adam is a racist hack DJ.
2. If you're not offended, you will think Adam is a hack DJ because the bit is not funny.

Any body notice the forced laughter in the background (Dameshek the moron was doing his best to get some laughs going) and Adam trying to salvage it?

Darwin'sBlade

  

Ganthet

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 1:18 PM

Anderson has long-played a similar (albeit much shorter) clip parodying East Asian languages. But this faux scandal makes Adam's quest for an Asian "friend" to call upon when anyone calls him racist seem pretty foresightful.

Ganthet

  

Darwin'sBlade

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Wasn't this Dumbshit's bit though, and not really Adam's?

Darwin'sBlade

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 5:35 PM
Edited Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 5:35 PM

It's always a lose-lose situation for Darwin'sBlade, because if she posts it's:

  1. Usually factually incorrect or hyperbole
  2. Also retarded


ZT-In-Exile

  

MajandraFan

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Monday, February 13, 2006 at 1:08 AM

Every intergenerational ethnic slavery cloud has its silver lining.

Being stuck in an eternal stalemate from fear of real debate is a silver lining?

Out of the mouths of babes... sort of.
Okay, from your "perspective": Of course we're not saying that Asians are too dumb to learn English! They're capapble of speaking a real language just as much as white people, they don't have to only speak one of those ching chong peasant languages!

Well turned. Well turned.

And that was part of the atmosphere of the joke, that asian languages are not conducive to scientific progress, sophisticated culture or even democracy. Which is a cute bit.

I think that perhaps the most important element of the joke so far is being ignored: it was intentionally self-deprecating. It was a double sided joke with a) them making fun of the stereotype of the "Asian" language, and b) them sounding like ignorant insensitive asses who don't understand the language and attack it because they don't understand it.

It's a "laughing with" while "laughing at" double whammy of hilarity.

It was funny, and it's weak to get combative about it. Whether you're an articulate liar working for an ethnic minority civil rights group or a clumsy moron slinging words like 'pussy' around as though pussy is bad or even a sarcasm drenched jaded almost-revolutionary like ZT, it's super super gay to care about this. At all.

Yet somehow that didn't stop you from replying to my post to counter my argument. OH SNAP!!!!!!

—Unrep

dude, i hate you. you are a waste of space. you eat 15 billion meals every day and breath trillions of cubic metres of oxygen and stuff and for what? just so you hang on to life. you fucking loser, you should not exist.
i hate you. do you want to be one of my black friends?
you're bollocks!

Being stuck in an eternal stalemate from fear of real debate is a silver lining?
Yes, yes it is. But what i was referring to was they (the politically active campaigning asians) alluding to the exploitation of yesteryear and how it entitles them to at the very least a fair go today, now, this minute. Or have you forgotten how humanity works?
Since you don't know what I'm talking about, try telling Dave Chappelle that Affirmitave Action is bad. And he'll be like "so you want to go back to lynching niggers?" and you'll cry and start masturbating with the shit in your nappy and ask your prostitute lover/wife/sister to feed you from her remaining breast.
Your genuine response will use the word 'them' because if you use :black, african-american, nigger: you will lose the argument before you start.

Out of the mouths of babes... sort of.
Okay, from your "perspective": Of course we're not saying that Asians are too dumb to learn English! They're capapble of speaking a real language just as much as white people, they don't have to only speak one of those ching chong peasant languages!

Well turned. Well turned.
Sarcasm aside, what do you mean? Cockface!

And that was part of the atmosphere of the joke, that asian languages are not conducive to scientific progress, sophisticated culture or even democracy. Which is a cute bit.

I think that perhaps the most important element of the joke so far is being ignored: it was intentionally self-deprecating. It was a double sided joke with a) them making fun of the stereotype of the "Asian" language, and b) them sounding like ignorant insensitive asses who don't understand the language and attack it because they don't understand it.

It's a "laughing with" while "laughing at" double whammy of hilarity.
So I guess it's possible to not sound stupid when you're doing such?
How did they convey that they were laughing at themselves? Was it Adam's betting jokes (i.e. no-one knows or cares that these awards exist) or the talk of the recipients being played off by the music (i.e. modern asians are a 2-bit replica of americans).
Adam could be joking when he says "asians are..." but how about that night when a dude called in about going red when he drinks and drew asked if he was asian and told the dude he has something called "asian flush" or something like that? Then adam went into his "no drew, that can't exist because we're all the same, we can't judge, everyone is exactly the same" bit. Was he pretending to say that asians are a separate group of humans or was he actually saying it?
It's so much sarcasm mobius looped that i'm getting a headache.
There are so many people here whose parents were migrants from east asia, north or south. South asia too. (sidenote: they're here because of USA invasions, cute!) and none of them, not one, ever had a problem with drinking alcohol ever. No asian flush. Drew said you can drink past it but there was nothing to drink past. Drew often made sweeping statements like that, or that lesbians stop having sex after 6 months and i don't know if he's being some sort of ultra sarcasm comedian but they call him a board-certified physician at the beginning of each show. and maybe that's part of his schtick, he's not appearing on the radio as a doctor and it's really super subtle because during the day he is a real doctor!
anyway, adam uses drew as a springboard a lot so is he serious? does he think that asians exist? i'd say he "does", and so do "you".

It was funny, and it's weak to get combative about it. Whether you're an articulate liar working for an ethnic minority civil rights group or a clumsy moron slinging words like 'pussy' around as though pussy is bad or even a sarcasm drenched jaded almost-revolutionary like ZT, it's super super gay to care about this. At all.

Yet somehow that didn't stop you from replying to my post to counter my argument. OH SNAP!!!!!!
Okay, so am I trying to get adam thrown off the air or am i trying to stop the campaigners that are trying to get adam thrown off the air? I don't think whipping a retarded boy on an internet forum will affect this issue one way or the other in the real world, except that maybe you will be extra rough with your sister when you're forcing her to suck you off later this evening in your cleanly pressed nazi commandant uniform.

MajandraFan

  

bguirk

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Monday, February 13, 2006 at 11:01 AM

the Juggies aren't as hot as I remember them

How dare you!

The material for Loveline came in over the phone every day. Now they have to generate 3 hours of material a day. The show would be about 100% better if they just opened up the phones and let Adam riff on what the callers bring him, but no one else in the studio is good enough to deal with that. Instead the show seems likea poor man's Kevin and Bean (from what I've heard of K & B). It's like Adam's radio comedy showcase and it sucks.

bguirk

  

jjgold

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Monday, February 13, 2006 at 5:10 PM

Fuck Asians. Their food smells like a sewer and their pussies feel like sandpaper. I once had to use an entire tube of Neosporin on my rod after banging a Jap broad. That was a total fucking nightmare.

Asians......who needs them anyway? Not me.

jjgold

  

kastofsna

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Monday, February 13, 2006 at 6:22 PM

me not rikey adam carorra

kastofsna

  

Hans Langer

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Monday, February 13, 2006 at 6:36 PM

Lefty's right, who wants to kill all humans?

kill all humans

Remember all the times Adam would interrupt Loveline callers to ask, "Jew
or Asian"?

Where was this anti-defamation guy back then? Huh?

Hans Langer

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, February 13, 2006 at 6:38 PM

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adams_babymomma

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, February 13, 2006 at 6:42 PM

OMG how embarrassing, an Assyrian idol

adams_babymomma

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Monday, February 13, 2006 at 8:12 PM

Whether you're an articulate liar working for an ethnic minority civil rights groups or a pussy slinging phrases like 'clumsy moron' around like your some how intellectually superior even though your not making an argument, it's super super gay to be Unrep.

ZT-In-Exile

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