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Sunday, February 5, 2006 at 9:39 PM Post what you think of as the best gift for Valentine's. After 10 yrs of marriage, I'm out of ideas for the wife. And as we all know... Great gift = mucho sex. —Darwin'sBlade |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Sunday, February 5, 2006 at 9:42 PM Telling your wife your gay would be the best gift she would ever receive. —ItHadToBeJew |
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Monday, February 6, 2006 at 10:51 AM
Edited Monday, February 6, 2006 at 11:17 AM Great gift ether rag = mucho sex.
HTML makes it all better. Honestly DB--half your posts are about you and your wife. Maybe a therapist for Valentine's Day? Maybe don't post here so much and spend that time giving her oral or something? We're all very concerned for you. —bguirk |
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babyivan |
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Monday, February 6, 2006 at 11:23 AM
Edited Monday, February 6, 2006 at 11:23 AM Honestly DB--half your posts are about you and your wife. Maybe a therapist for Valentine's Day? Maybe don't post here so much and spend that time giving her oral or something? We're all very concerned for you. —bguirk
Speak for yourself, I couldnt care less about him.
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mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, February 6, 2006 at 11:30 AM We're all very concerned for you. —bguirk
Speak for yourself, I couldnt care less about him.
Yeah, who's "we"? I don't give a shit. —mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, February 6, 2006 at 11:35 AM Speak for yourself, I couldnt care less about him. Yeah, who's "we"? I don't give a shit. —mandeemoo22 Hello? Sarcasm. —bguirk |
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Monday, February 6, 2006 at 11:55 AM
Edited Monday, February 6, 2006 at 11:56 AM 'Traditional with a novel twist' is the way to go. Get her the classic Valentine's gift--flowers--but a kind with an unexpected surprise that she'll swoon and faint over! —Dark Laith |
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Monday, February 6, 2006 at 12:12 PM unexpected gift at an unexpected time —AirGolem |
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rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 at 1:54 AM Send her a package in the mail addressed to her and let it be a vibrator or a dildo.
I heard on the radio of a survey that most women this valentines day would enjoy a great love toy as a break away to traditional gifts. I'm going this route because last year I proposed to my girl so I have to out do myself.
Ha! I also recommend knowing your girls favorite flower and do something creative with it.
My fiance loves white tulips so I sent her a vase of a dozen white tulips with a single
red rose in the middle. And sent it to her job, nothing guarentee's you valentine booty
then making all the women she works with jealous because she got flowers at her job. —rAnCIDsICk@!!! |
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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 at 5:10 PM My friend has been leaving clues to her future valentine, tommorow at her youth group she's gonna give her pastor the last clue to read out loud in front of her crush, and at the end of the clue its says stand up, count to 10 and slowly turn around, and when he does, shes goona be standing there with balloons, looking cute and ask him if he'll be her valentine. —adams_babymomma |
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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 at 11:01 PM My friend has been leaving clues to her future valentine, tommorow at her youth group she's gonna give her pastor the last clue to read out loud in front of her crush, and at the end of the clue its says stand up, count to 10 and slowly turn around, and when he does, shes goona be standing there with balloons, looking cute and ask him if he'll be her valentine. Seriously, how fat is this girl? Are we talking three bills? —greymatters |
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MajandraFan |
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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 at 11:49 PM Send her a package in the mail addressed to her and let it be a vibrator or a dildo.
I heard on the radio of a survey that most women this valentines day would enjoy a great love toy as a break away to traditional gifts. I'm going this route because last year I proposed to my girl so I have to out do myself.
Ha! I also recommend knowing your girls favorite flower and do something creative with it.
My fiance loves white tulips so I sent her a vase of a dozen white tulips with a single
red rose in the middle. And sent it to her job, nothing guarentee's you valentine booty
then making all the women she works with jealous because she got flowers at her job. —rAnCIDsICk@!!!
You should watch Coupling. Specifically the episode with Junior Patrick. I think that's season 2.
Such a hot show. —MajandraFan |
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pookie |
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 9:09 AM ABM, your friend is flirting with disaster. Please refer to the gay Jenny Jones guest who was murdered for proclaiming his love to an unwilling recipient. —pookie |
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adams_babymomma |
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 12:58 PM ^well she knows this guy, they're friends, she just needs to confess her love for him...plus he's a son of a priest, he has values and morals, and he's just a really sweet guy. —adams_babymomma |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 1:57 PM I'm going to send an anonymous card to my sociology professor. —mandeemoo22 |
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justinbaily21 |
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 2:44 PM ABM... Just no. That is the worst idea I have ever heard. Please convince your friend to just tell him in private. That Seventh Heaven shit is completely innappropriate. —justinbaily21 |
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adams_babymomma |
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 2:53 PM well she's gonna do it today....tonight actully. She does not want to be his gf, she just wants to be his valentine. —adams_babymomma |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 4:00 PM That's hilarious. Can you film it for us, so we can watch it afterwards and giggle? —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 7:19 PM
Edited Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 7:21 PM Pretty much anything from Tiffany's is usually appreciated. Most women go nuts when they see that little blue box with the white ribbon. There are quite a few items "imaginative" items under $100 if you're on a budget. Many people derive gift ideas from lists such as this: Traditional......................Modern
1st Paper............................Clocks
2nd Cotton...........................China
3rd Leather..........................Crystal, Glass
4th Linen (Silk).....................Appliances (NOT a vacuum cleaner)
5th Wood.............................Silverware
6th Iron.............................Wood objects
7th Wool (Copper)....................Desk sets
8th Bronze...........................Linens, Lace
9th Pottery (China)..................Leather goods
10th Tin, Aluminum....................Diamond —pookie |
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pookie |
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Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 2:48 AM Other unique, yet affordable, gifts can be found in various art museum catalogs such as MOMA and Smithsonian. —pookie |
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Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 6:55 AM Sunday, February 5, 2006 at 9:39 PM Post what you think of as the best gift for Valentine's. After 10 yrs of marriage, I'm out of ideas for the wife. And as we all know... Great gift = mucho sex. —Darwin'sBlade
Why not get her a real man who knows how to handle a woman so she might appreciate sex as more than just a way to secure material goods?
Or get her nothing and stop treating her like a hooker. Even if she is... —blackcow |
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Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 9:17 AM
Edited Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 9:19 AM ..plus he's a son of a priest, he has values and morals, and he's just a really sweet guy. —adams_babymomma There's a song on the Pulp Fiction soundtrack you need to hear. Other unique, yet affordable, gifts can be found in various art museum catalogs such as MOMA and Smithsonian. —pookie Screw MOMA and their new sky high admission prices. Apparenlty art is only for the rich. I'm never going there again. It's all about The Met now. —bguirk |
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Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 11:11 AM There's a song on the Pulp Fiction soundtrack you need to hear. —bguirk I'm sure that's a very witty joke and I'm thoroughly uncultured for not getting it, but would you mind explaining? (Face it, abm's not gonna get it either, might as well explain it.) —Dark Laith |
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Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 12:04 PM I'm sure that's a very witty joke and I'm thoroughly uncultured for not getting it, but would you mind explaining? (Face it, abm's not gonna get it either, might as well explain it.) —Dark Laith Good point DL. Son of a Preacher Man. Sung by Aretha on the soundtrack, but I think the lyrics are by someone else. It's a song about how the preacher's son bangs her and who would've expected such a thing from him?
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Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 3:36 PM The best (most imaginative and original) Valentine's gift is chaning your girlfriends tampons for the next six months. —ZT-In-Exile |
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adams_babymomma |
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Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 7:21 PM Well, he said yes!!!!!! So know she has a valentines date...and i don't...but it's ok. I was gonna go to a speed dating event that the junior college i attend put on...but I'm not that desperate. —adams_babymomma |
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Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 7:24 PM
Edited Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 7:24 PM The Pride-Desperation equation.
Interesting. I will think about it. —MajandraFan |
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ItHadToBeJew |
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Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 10:31 PM
Edited Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 10:32 PM Mandee, are you also jellin'? Like Magellan? Christ those ads sucked. —ItHadToBeJew |
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