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Mundane height survey!

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 12:17 AM

I'm 6'1.
How about you?

anyone who doesn't answer here, prop'ly, will get aids.

MajandraFan

  

Fiska

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 12:20 AM

Just about 6' (though I have hair for 6'4"...

Fiska

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 12:22 AM

I'm like 5'12...almost 6.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 12:25 AM

5'11 but 6'7 when fully erect.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 12:33 AM

rancid is getting aids and hashy gets a wife with aids for telling a metric joke

MajandraFan

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 12:36 AM

I'm half black don't you know its a goverment conspircay to give me aids and leave me
unemployed?

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 12:37 AM

i'm sure you have a part time job

MajandraFan

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 12:39 AM

i got aids lol

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 12:42 AM

i'm sure you have a part time job

—MajandraFan

That's because I'm part mexican too, but I get paid under the table for dirt cheap.
I also think I took someone else's job senor.

rAnCIDsICk@!!!

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 4:31 AM

I'm 8'10" and no, I don't play basketball. Do you play miniature golf?

catloaf

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 9:15 AM

5'5 1/2 I was the most specific so I win.

mandeemoo22

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 9:31 AM

I'm taller than Ms. mandee, shorter than Mr. MF'er. HWP.

bguirk

  

pookie

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 9:44 AM

I'm 5'9"

pookie

  

babyivan

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 10:02 AM
Edited Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 10:02 AM

6'2"
Image hosting by Photobucket
6'4" with heels

babyivan

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 10:43 AM

6'6"

Yes, I play basketball and the weather is just fine up here, thanks for asking.

Beat It!

  

Laxdude

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 10:49 AM

I am 1.93 meters. I am a Canadian, and even I had to break out a calculator to figure out how tall I am in Metric rather than 6'4".

And in my extended family...I am the short guy.

Laxdude

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 11:01 AM

I forgot, the internet doesn't follow the normal distribution curve for height or anything else.

MajandraFan

  

Colin

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 12:25 PM

6'5"

No sports for me.

Colin

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Why ask the question if you refuse to believe the answers? The internets have made you jaded.

Beat It!

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 1:03 PM

hot damn, jason. i bet you are one skinny fuck.

i'm not answering this survey because it's pretty much common knowledge.

smaller hands

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 1:48 PM

You bitch! Answer the fucking question.

mandeemoo22

  

Stryker311

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 1:57 PM

6'

Stryker311

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 3:09 PM

Last time I was officially measured was when I was 15. At that time I was 5'7". My guess now is that I'm somewhere between 5'8 and 5'9.

Dark Laith

  

Grand Fromage

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 3:12 PM

6' 2"

Grand Fromage

  

justinbaily21

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 5:22 PM

Im 6'6' 180.

Never played basketball or any other team sports but I used to run track.

justinbaily21

  

OneNutAaron

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 5:28 PM

6'2"

OneNutAaron

  

Sassafras Roots

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 5:48 PM

5'7"
I wonder if Drew can get me some "pills" to make me taller?

Sassafras Roots

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 7:34 PM

Well I was skinny (and miserable) fuck until about 26 when I finally started filling out. I've topped out around 225 and I'm happy about it.

Being underweight as a guy is miserable and I'd say worse than being overweight. Always being told you "should eat something." That was never a problem with me, my metabolism was a bitch. I used to (and still sometimes do) eat two footlongs anytime I'd go to like a Subway - fuck Jared, I used Subway to gain weight. At least people feel some societal pressure about being overtly rude to the overweight, skinny people don't get the same consideration. Partly because of the jealousy factor as far as eating. No one wants to hear you bitch about how you eat anything you want and stuff yourself daily yet never gain a pound.

Interestingly, I still get a little bit of an irrational anger when I see really skinny guys (like DJ Qualls, for instance). Little bit of lingering projection of the self-hatred from the good old days.

Beat It!

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 7:54 PM

aw, i didn't mean to demean you or anything for being tall.

you know how the first thing a person says to you is about your height? constantly

we should use this thread to think up good come backs. you can use the only one i have which is to turn it around onto their mom's penis. for example.... "oh wow! how tall are you?" ...."about as tall as your mom's cock"

smaller hands

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:00 PM
Edited Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:04 PM

Nah, you didn't demean me for my height, it was the weight ; )

I love my height.

Oddly enough, I was also a short fuck until about 17 or so when I hit a growth spurt (which finally abated about the time I started gaining weight of course). In tenth grade I was one of the shortest kids in my High School. I still remember the girl who shot me down because she was taller than me (of course I was around 5'7" at the time, with heels.) How you like me now, bitch. Revenge is a dish best served from on high.

Actually I had someone talking about my height yesterday. I just told her in all deadpan sincerity, "it's okay to be impressed."

One I also use quite often when some one says, "how tall are you?" Is to simply reply "I'm six-six. How short are you?"

When you get the smart asses with comments, it's best just to look around confused saying, "who said that?" Before finally looking down and acknowledging them with the old classis, "oh, sorry. Didn't see you down there."

Beat It!

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:04 PM

one letter off

i can pretend it's a typo even though it wasn't, alright?

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:05 PM

I'm 4'10 1/2 and 94 lbs.

greymatters

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:07 PM

Oh, hey Grey. Sorry, didn't see you down there.

Beat It!

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:07 PM

sweet! we're sharing our entire wardrobes.

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:07 PM
Edited Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:09 PM

Sorry, didn't see you down there.

I'm chomping on your balls right now.


we're sharing our entire wardrobes.

Ok. I am a nudist.

greymatters

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:09 PM
Edited Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:10 PM

"oh, sorry. Didn't see you down there."

i really hate when you do this. it makes me want to punch you in the crotch.

even sweeter...buying pants is so hard.

smaller hands

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:10 PM

Fair enough. Though you'll just be hitting Gmat in the back of the head.

Beat It!

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:11 PM

Donkey punch.

greymatters

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:11 PM

oh he's used to it.

smaller hands

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:12 PM

ugh i was just about to say that

you really don't help the theory that we are in fact not the same person.

smaller hands

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:13 PM
Edited Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:14 PM

Stop talking to yourself.

Is there a theory going around that you two are the same? I thought Gmat was Bryan. Now I'm really confused.

Beat It!

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:19 PM

oh he's used to it.

Everyday she beats me. She watches The L Word and pummels me like you wouldn't believe.


you really don't help the theory that we are in fact not the same person.

I don't know what you're talking about. Stop saying that.


Is there a theory going around that you two are the same?

No.


I thought Gmat was Bryan.

Who's Bryan? Stop saying that.

greymatters

  

smaller hands

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:21 PM

phone screener bryan?

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:23 PM

Oh, the Bryan that now works on The Adam Carolla Gay Morning Zoo?

greymatters

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:26 PM

Eh, not that it really matters. I have a hard enough time keeping track of Hash's personalities to even consider who has multiple screen names.

Mazel tov.

Beat It!

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:43 PM

Oddly enough, I don't think people use multiple screen names, it would be too much wasted effort. I'm for wasted, and effort, but not wasted effort.

greymatters

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:50 PM

If grey you are really Stefanie I'm totally breaking off our phone sex dates.

MajandraFan

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 8:58 PM

Also, I didn't know classis was a word.
And i don't believe you grew until you were 26.
And it's mathematically impossible to have a growth spurt for 9 years. Furthermore, if you were about 5'5 and had a growth spurt for 9 years, you would now be about 12' tall.
Also, you sound fat. Fat like wait, my brother is 6'2 and he's 200 pounds, and he's not muscular or fat. So you can't be that fat or muscular being 225 and 6'6.
Maybe you're just a genetic miscreant.
Either way, it seems you have been owned by your height, psychically, just like Anthony Robbins.
We need more height reports. How tall are the rest of them? It's crucial

MajandraFan

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 at 9:11 PM

hattrick
maybe i should read a thread before replying
or use the edit function to condense

you know how the first thing a person says to you is about your height? constantly
The royal "you" or the you-you? Either way, no like no.
The first thing, the last thing... conversations in this city, for me, are like phone conversations on usa television and in usa movies. No hello, no goodbye, informal and jarring, strange and full of repressed anger. as though at any moment one of the other of us will be at the other's throat. and I don't know that's not true. But call it a vibe, call it a sentimentality, call it a coincidence I've never had that concern. Bruiseless throat and nine fully-functional fingers. And a tenth that's getting better all the time.
Isn't it strange how when you dont' shower for ages you start to smell like popcorn?
No wait, had a shower today, that is popcorn. who's making popcorn?

MajandraFan

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 11:14 AM
Edited Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Beat It, I'd have to disagree with you on the underweight/overweight thing. I'm skinny but I'd much, much rather be too thin than too thick. And I can't say I've gotten any negative treatment for being thin.

Dark Laith

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 11:33 AM

I need a woman about 6'10
She's gotta be that tall
so I can get it on in

ZT-In-Exile

  

Masteel

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 8:04 PM

Beat it! Did your penis also go through a growth spurt at 17? That would suck if your penis stayed the same size, and you got bigger, then it would look like you had a small penis, even if you didn't. It's like Lord of the Rings, it's all about forced perspective.

5'9"
155lbs

Masteel

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, February 2, 2006 at 8:20 PM

Heh. No, not nearly as much as I'd have liked, but hey, what can you do...

Though that is one benefit of the skinny thing, relative to your body it looks bigger. The downside was I couldn't find a girl to appreciate it.

Laith, I'm glad to hear you haven't faced some of the more frustrating angles of being a skinny guy. Maybe I was just more sensitive to it or even created it times when it didn't exist. All I know is it severly affected my confidence which made me very shy and that affected my ability to talk to girls. I'm better now.

Beat It!

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