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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 1:19 PM Last night, some dude called in wondering what was wrong with his mouth after giving a girl some good head. Drew was leaning more towards the herpes scenario-- but he did seems to think that overstimulation and strain of the tongue could be a less likely possibility. I have had a few "tongue blow-outs" in my time-- after going down for more than 20 minutes or so, my tongue usually feels sore- along with my neck and jaw if I'm not in a 69 sort of position. My gf's jaw gets soar sometimes too--- believe me, it unfortunately has NOTHING to do with my size. Why do you think I try so hard with oral in the first place? Anyone have some stories to share? Could there be a tongue equivalent to the infamous "ankle cramp?" —Zovirax |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 2:11 PM Tongue strain is a definite side effect of giving oral to a chick. Break it down, buddy. —Colin |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 2:14 PM shouldn't it be cunt-alingus?
i'm just sayin'... —plurry |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 2:17 PM shouldn't it be cunt-alingus? It was until the ACLU got involved. —greymatters |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 2:44 PM Could there be a tongue equivalent to the infamous "ankle cramp?" The tongue's just like any other muscle, right? So it's only logical that it would cramp up just like anything else. —nvgoddess |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 4:33 PM shouldn't it be cunt-alingus? Reminds me of the throw-away line in Tomorrow Never Dies that is, nevertheless, the secret to Bond's success with the ladies. "You always were a cunning linguist, James." Cunning linguist. Think about it. That said, yes, you can get a tongue cramp. I've experienced it in non-sexual situations...though I can't remember specifics. I just remember the weird feeling. Wonder if you can sprain your tongue... —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 4:42 PM
Edited Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 4:44 PM Here's something. There's a thing underneath your tongue that holds it down to the bottom of your mouth. Not even a tendon or anything, just a little connector. In some people it attaches too close to the tip of the tongue and they have to get it snipped so they can speak properly. It's a condition called being "tongue-tied". Don't believe me? http://www.entcolumbia.org/tongue.htm Anyway, that wasn't me, but I noticed that after I went down on a chick for a while, my frenulum was a little scuffed up from rubbing against my lower teeth for that long. So I went to a dental surgeon and had them snip it for me, like those penile enlargement procedures. I told them it was for a tongue piercing. Now everything's peachy. How's that for dedication to one's craft? And shouldn't it be "Cunt-ing linguist"? ;) —Prolapse Uranus |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 4:57 PM I'm mildly tongue-tied myself. I can't stick my tongue out very far. Come to think of it, that little under-the-tongue thingy tends to be the center of the post-muff-dive soreness... —Zovirax |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 5:06 PM I've experienced it in non-sexual situations...though I can't remember specifics. How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? —greymatters |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 5:29 PM I had a GF that liked fast, light flicking with a tounge. How ever when she came she would buck a little. One time her bucking sent my lip right into my tooth. After an hour of bleading I decided to go to the hospital and in the end besides a bruised ego I also got 3 stiches. It was humiliating, they thought I got into a fight and were pressing me about the details. I told them I fell down some stairs but since I think it was obvious that I was lieing they pressed me for a couple of more minutes. I felt like lenny from Of Mice and Men where they tell that bossy guy that lenny breaks the hand of say that it got caught in a machine. They question lenny over and over and all he can say is "it got caught in a machine" dumbly. —aaroncor |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 5:43 PM This thread reminds me of Christopher Walken. —chix0r |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 5:50 PM
Edited Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 5:51 PM aaroncor's story reminds me of "chasing amy". —plurry |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 5:52 PM You see this right here? That's as far as a my neck will go. —greymatters |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:14 PM I've always gotten neck cramps and sore jaws thats about it. My technique is the bomb diggy so they finish pretty quick also wouldn't it be funny if a chick didn't haven't a tetnus shot and some dude with braces
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:15 PM also wouldn't it be funny if a chick didn't haven't a tetnus shot and some dude with braces cut her down in her tulips?
No. Not funny.
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:18 PM I predict Rancid and NVG will get married, have two kids and divorce within the next twelve months. —greymatters |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:19 PM I can see the irreconcilable differences coming from miles away... —nvgoddess |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:25 PM Are you talking about me or Rancid? I get so confused. —greymatters |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:26 PM *sigh* You and Rancid...there's a thought. Together at last. —nvgoddess |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:31 PM What if Rancid and I were the same person? I just looked at your profile. You're a real pain in the ass (from your brief bio), has anyone told you that? :) I love George W. Bush. —greymatters |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:36 PM
Edited Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:36 PM What if Rancid and I were the same person? Then it's a match made in heaven! You're a real pain in the ass, has anyone told you that? Your mom. And then she asked for more. ;) —nvgoddess |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:39 PM >>You're a real pain in the ass, has anyone told you that? And a bit of an oxymoron. Grey, dude, white text is where it's at. —chix0r |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:42 PM Then it's a match made in heaven! Ok, so Rancid and I went out camping once, we got lost, we thought we were going to die, it was only to keep warm. Your mom. And then she asked for more. ;) How, HOw, HOW DARE YOU! I forgot you're bi. —greymatters |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:46 PM "I have impeccable taste and am a fabulous speller. I'm kind. I'm smart. I'm pretty rad. I'm modest." One of these things is not like the others.. —chix0r |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:47 PM *sigh* Clearly my humor is wasted here... —nvgoddess |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 7:50 PM CATFIGHT!!!
I didn't know Chix0r had it that bad for me.
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 8:15 PM
Edited Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 8:18 PM chix0r, your sardonic presence was sorely missed. NV, why are you praying in the bathroom? —Beat It! |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 8:23 PM Hehe - I wasn't praying so much as I was trying to figure out why my picture was being taken that damn early in the morning. —nvgoddess |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 8:52 PM I'm almost sure she once said she did nude yoga, I'm almost sure. I'm glad you're being the better man and not requesting these pics. —greymatters |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 9:30 PM
Edited Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 9:31 PM Ok, I'll request them! I just looked at your profile. You're a real pain in the ass (from your brief bio), has anyone told you that? :) I love George W. Bush. —greymatters
Bit your tongue, boy! About the pain in the ass, thing. Not the bush. Everyone loves bush. Oh, you're talking about politics again, right? Sorry. Welcome back chix. Missed your sarcasm. Truly the sign of a superior intellect. It's good to know that NVG doesn't hate ME, because I'm none of those things. But I am going to try yoga, one of these days... Oh, back ON topic. Rookies. If you're in pain, tough it out. Worth every bit of it. Apparently none of you are 'Ports', as we aim to please. Nothing less than ah hour will do. Get busy! —oh-for |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 9:43 PM
Edited Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 9:48 PM Nude yoga would be the most uncomfortable thing on the planet. Remember the Seinfeld bit about "good naked, bad naked"? Nude yoga would, most certainly, be "bad naked." Edit: I just did a double-take, oh-for - an hour?! —nvgoddess |
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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 9:52 PM No such thing as 'bad naked' when it involves a hot chick. Um, yeah, no typo. It's probably the only thing that I don't see eye to eye with the Ace-man. It's like the main course. Everything else is like extra. —oh-for |
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Friday, December 9, 2005 at 2:08 AM
If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."
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Friday, December 9, 2005 at 12:10 PM No such thing as 'bad naked' when it involves a hot chick. Quoted for truth. As for you rookies with the pain--sack up. Move your entire head for awhile (as Adam has said that he does many times) to give yourself a rest. Maybe tesae a little bit so you can get a break. Use your imagination. —bguirk |
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