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Forest Spirit

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 at 8:11 PM

My friend went to KFC last night, and the cashier serving them had a name tag that said "FETUS" on it. What sick bastards would name their child Fetus? I'll bet he has trouble getting laid.

Forest Spirit

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005 at 8:47 PM

Asian or Jew?

Beat It!

  

catloaf

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 2:55 AM

That's only slightly worse than Festus.

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Prolapser

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 3:16 AM

According to the social security death index, a man named Fetus Hoard died in 1954.
The name reminds me of Cartman's stem cell business.

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Sassafras Roots

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 1:37 PM

Fetus? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What's next? Angus Ubangus?

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lisa999

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 1:44 PM

How about twins named Fetus and Cletus?

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nvgoddess

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 2:45 PM

What sick bastards would name their child Fetus?

Hey, they're just calling a spade a spade. Or I suppose in this case, calling a fetus Fetus.

nvgoddess

  

TH

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 4:05 PM

My friend went to KFC last night, and the cashier serving them had a name tag that said "FETUS" on it. What sick bastards would name their child Fetus? I'll bet he has trouble getting laid.

Well, at least it connotes a little more maturity than the name Zygote.

I also can't help but wonder whether the cashier has a sister named Denise.

And a brother named Denephew.


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Sassafras Roots

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Thursday, December 8, 2005 at 5:34 PM

My gut's telling me Florida.

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