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Gemma

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 3:21 PM

can you get high/addicted on ibuprofin from like, advil or something. I know that has nothing to with loveline, but i really need to know.

Gemma

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 3:37 PM
Edited Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 3:43 PM

Let me ask my sister she's a pharmacist...............1 min please.

Edit: Shes says you can get addicted, not high though, but also advil sometimes can causes stomach bleeding if taken on a empty stomach.

adams_babymomma

  

Gemma

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 3:45 PM

ooh- thanks very much. its really bad for your liver too right?

Gemma

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 3:47 PM

Um...not sure bout that i think if you drink, it might be.

adams_babymomma

  

greymatters

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 3:49 PM

...advil sometimes can causes stomach bleeding if taken on a empty stomach.

Why'd you have to spoil all the fun? It would have been awesome reading how Gemma, presumably from Florida, bled out from advil overdose.

greymatters

  

Gemma

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 3:52 PM

lol im not from florida- and its not me thats doing it. my bf is i think, but maybe he isnt trying to get high, he's just trying to od..

Gemma

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 3:54 PM
Edited Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 3:55 PM

^ Sorry greymatters, actully i heard that they cause stomach bleeding 80% of the time they're taken even on a full stomach. I never take advil, i take aleave the generic brand. Some teen girl called up walgreens pharmacy asking my sis how long does it take for alchol to exit the body and my sister said it depends on how much/how much you weigh she couldn't give her an exact answer, so the chick started bitching at her, im glad im not a pharamcist.

adams_babymomma

  

greymatters

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 4:02 PM

my bf is i think

If your pussy boyfriend is trying to OD on advil, he ain't the man for you. I'll be more then happy to be the rebound guy. I do have a small policy, nothing over 135 lbs., but if you have a boyfriend you are probably under my barrier.

greymatters

  

gouranga3221

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 4:46 PM

Tylenol is bad for your liver, genius. Aspirin and ibuprofin just cause stomach bleeding if you drink a lot.

I drink a lot, and eat Aspirin like kids eat jelly beans, and I've not had problem one. Stop being afraid.

gouranga3221

  

Dark Laith

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 4:56 PM

Why's Tylenol bad for your liver?

Dark Laith

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 4:59 PM

I drink a lot, and eat Aspirin like kids eat jelly beans, and I've not had problem one. Stop being afraid

YEAH RIGHT

adams_babymomma

  

greymatters

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 5:02 PM

Why's Tylenol bad for your liver?

It's an urban legend that Tylenol is bad for your liver, unless you have cirrhosis. But if you have cirrhosis, you are either an alcoholic or you have hepatitis.

greymatters

  

gouranga3221

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 5:43 PM

Tylenol by itself is ok, as I understand it. However, Tylenol being taken by people who "drink 3 or more alcoholic beverages per day" is bad times. Read the labels on the stuff, it's not rocket science. Tylenol should not be taken if you drink 3 or more, Aspirin warns only against stomach bleeding. Jesus, can you dingbats even read?

And niggamomma, blow me. We all know who you are. What do testicles look like. Dumbass.
You blew your troll wad.

gouranga3221

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 5:44 PM

would you quit saying that, who am i?

adams_babymomma

  

gouranga3221

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 5:45 PM

You live in the magical land of Democrat trolls.

gouranga3221

  

i'm just saying...

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Sunday, October 2, 2005 at 7:58 PM

Suicide attempts by Tylenol overdose are very common, if not very effective, even when combined with a big hit of alcohol. A friend did have a fellow resident box it after a competently dosed alcohol-acetaminophen combo aced out her liver. She might have worked in some long-acting benzos or barbies to make it all taste good/prevent remorse visit to the er.

i'm just saying...

  

bguirk

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Monday, October 3, 2005 at 8:38 AM

Here

bguirk

  

Gemma

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Monday, October 3, 2005 at 5:40 PM

im 5'7" and 110, greymatters, lol. but really i dont know whats going on. he had like, 2 empty bottles under his desk and few crushed in a little jar.

Gemma

  

greymatters

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Monday, October 3, 2005 at 6:15 PM

im 5'7" and 110

You have passed phase one. Because this is the internet, I will need to know that you're super cute and have a C-cup. Then, the banging can commence.

he had like, 2 empty bottles under his desk and few crushed in a little jar.

Since you have a computer and you can formulate a complete sentence I'm going to assume you're at least middle class. I think there's a chance your boyfriend is doing drugs so I'll nudge you up a little higher in middle class.

If someone is crushing pills, they're snorting it. It could be three things, it could be cocaine, ecstacy or ritalin. All three could be white powder, all three could be masked with color dye, all three are fun to snort. Ecstacy is the worst out of the bunch, followed by cocaine and then ritalin.

If you think your boyfriend is capable of doing hard drugs, you might as well ask him if he's actually doing it instead of stressing about it. Although, if he doesn't OD, this will lessen the chance we're banging. I'll understand.

Or, he listens to too much emo and he's actually crushing advil and snorting that thinking it won't kill him but it'll be cool if his parents or girlfriend catch him and bring some drama into his life which would bring me back to my original thought that he is indeed gay.

greymatters

  

Passionate, Passionate Man

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Monday, October 3, 2005 at 7:32 PM
Edited Monday, October 3, 2005 at 7:45 PM

As an "almost doctor", fourth-year medical student, I can speak on ibuprofen.

First of all, single doses of ibuprofen will not cause stomach bleeding. They DO NOT cause direct irritation to the stomach lining by "pill contact" as once believed. Long term use of "Non-Steroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drugs" or "NSAIDs" can cause stomach and intestinal ulcers, which can lead to bleeding. Usually, if people get this bleeding, it's because they take NSAIDs everyday for chronic pain.

NSAIDs work by systemically inhibiting the cyclooxygenase (COX) enzyme. COX eventually increases prostaglandins which are what contribute to pain systemically. Unfortunately prostaglandins in the stomach protect its lining, so inhibiting COX chronically leads to stomach irritation. Specifically "COX-1" works in the stomach specifically creating the generation of drugs "COX-2 inhibitors" like Vioxx, Bextra, and Celebrex, which were found to moderately reduce the incidence of ulcers since they preferentially worked on pain where the stomach lining enzymes were left alone.

BTW, "NSAIDs" includes Advil, Motrin, Naproxyn, Aleve, Feldene, Relafen, aspirin, but NOT Tylenol. ALL NSAIDs are equally capable of causing the SAME amount of stomach bleeding. There is no discernable difference except for duration of therapy, the longer you regularly take them, the increase in incidence of ulcers.

Tylenol is cleared by the liver and is EXTREMELY toxic when OD'ed. You can safely take 4000 mg/day of Tylenol, which is about 12 regular-strength, and 6 extra-strength Tylenols. I've seen Tylenol overdoses many times, and it aint pretty--painful way to go.

The adverse effects for most NSAIDs (not including aspirin) are either gastrointestinal or on the kidney, hardly ever the liver. Of course, there can be allergic reactions. Aspirin has the same toxicity, but overdoses can result in major life-threatening electrolyte (sodium, potassium, bicarbonate) abnormalities.

NSAIDS are safe drugs, especially when taken only for short periods of time for pain relief, and then moderately safe when used chronically.

PPM

Passionate, Passionate Man

  

greymatters

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Monday, October 3, 2005 at 8:04 PM

^ Let me translate the above text for the Loveline fans:

Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah, Stephanie on stage two, stage two, blah blah blah blah blah, ladies night, two for one drinks, blah blah blah blah blah.

greymatters

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, October 3, 2005 at 8:57 PM

Hey, PPM...Are you a REAL fourth-year med student, or just the LOOOOOOOOVVVVVE fourth-year med student?

Dusty TheHick

  

boognish tully

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Monday, October 3, 2005 at 9:07 PM

thanks grey, i couldn't understand that before you translated. thank god for people like you.

boognish tully

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, October 3, 2005 at 9:46 PM

I used to take Ibuprofen so much that I think I developed a tolerance for it, so I don't take it as much anymore. That is my story. The end.

mandeemoo22

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 10:54 AM

I've seen Tylenol overdoses many times, and it aint pretty--painful way to go.

—Passionate, Passionate Man

Note to self: Tylenol good for killing others. Add to shopping list.

Dark Laith

  

pookie

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 11:00 AM

Note to Laith: It's cheaper to buy large quantities at Costco. If you go on Saturday morning, you may run into Jimmy Kimmel in a food sample line.

pookie

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 11:16 AM

Tylenol hasn't killed me yet, but it does usually give me an uncomfortable little buzz. That's not a good thing, is it?

catloaf

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 11:18 AM
Edited Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 11:18 AM

Note to Laith: It's cheaper to buy large quantities at Costco. If you go on Saturday morning, you may run into Jimmy Kimmel in a food sample line.

—pookie

Note to self: Find less painful way than Tylenol to take pookie down as a twisted parody of gratitude.

Dark Laith

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 11:20 AM

How could there be a less painful way? I mean, it's a pain-killer, right? Hmmm...

catloaf

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 11:27 AM
Edited Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 11:28 AM

How could there be a less painful way?

Laith has a very small toxic penis.

greymatters

  

Gemma

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 11:34 AM

thanks- passionate man- that really cleared alot of things up. somewhat. its still kind of too medical sounding but i got most of it.

I know my bf does drugs- he used to do coke and weed- but you're saying that you can mix it together or something? i was ready to get out of the relationship anyway but now that hes doing that i dont know. and he's not emo- hes sort of ghetto i guess. but hes a white guy.

sorry to say- im a b cup, grey. but i model so maybe that will suffice. upper middle class. korean/czech. not jew.

Gemma

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 11:47 AM
Edited Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 11:57 AM

Fortunately, my penis isn't small.

Unfortunately, it's not toxic either. But that can EASILY be changed.

Dark Laith

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 11:54 AM

he used to do coke

He's definitely doing coke again. Tack on the weed, he's probably been smoking weed the whole time too.

i was ready to get out of the relationship anyway but now that hes doing that i dont know.

So because he's doing drugs again you're NOT going to leave him? I would think you'd want to leave him since he's using again. If you like him as a friend, tell him to get help or you're going to remove yourself from his life, not just as a girlfriend, but as a friend too. Don't you listen to Loveline? You have a retard as a boyfriend, you're part asian, you might end up making something out of yourself. Get out while you can.

and he's not emo- hes sort of ghetto i guess. but hes a white guy.

What the fuck, your boyfriend is Paul Wall? If he wears a bandana - run. far. away.

im a b cup

I will allow this, because....

i model

But....

korean/czech. not jew.

WTF? Korean and Czech? Never seen that before. I'm a little skeptical now. Let me guess, your mother is Czech and your father is Korean? You said you model so you can't be too hideous. Although, you could be a car show model or you are photographed by a creepy guy who hires you for an hour to take pictures of you in a bikini. Hmmm....

Okay, after much consideration, I've decided yes, I will copulate with you when you break up with your boyfriend.

greymatters

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 12:01 PM

Fortunately, my penis isn't small at all.

She said she wanted a painless act. I was being your wingman. You could have turned down the lights and jumped on top of her ninja style before she even knew it.

Unfortunately, it's not toxic either. But that can EASILY be changed.

What do you do, eat a lot of garlic the night before?

greymatters

  

pookie

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 12:02 PM

Aw, Laithy. You are such a softie.

pookie

  

Gemma

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 12:11 PM

i dont want to leave him because he might lash out and try to kill himself or something. i dont know. that's what i'm thinking right now for some reason. hes sort of mean to me anyway but hes my first bf, no matter how white trash riverside that sounds.

im 3/4 korean, 1/4 czech. and i dont do car modeling b/c thats tacky and trashy. i work for a bigger company.
And- I would do you too, but i dont know anythng about you.

Gemma

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 12:18 PM
Edited Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 12:18 PM

She said she wanted a painless act. I was being your wingman. You could have turned down the lights and jumped on top of her ninja style before she even knew it.

—greymatters

roflmao


What do you do, eat a lot of garlic the night before?

—greymatters

I coat my phallus in plutonium.

Dark Laith

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 12:26 PM

i dont want to leave him because....hes sort of mean to me.

Uh oh, what happened with your dad? He has be the one who's full Korean. Did he yell at you when you were young? Did he put a lot of pressure on? Did you develop an eating disorder?

he might lash out and try to kill himself or something

I doubt it. If he can pull a chick that's decent looking and she's willing to stick around even though he's an asshole, he's probably decent looking too. Decent looking guys have it too good to take their own life.

i dont do car modeling b/c thats tacky and trashy. i work for a bigger company.

You passed the modeling test. Most of those car show models are skank city. You say you work for a company but you are a chick and chicks are gullible... I'm still not sure.

I would do you too

That's so nice of you but now I know you have daddy issues and he's (probably) Korean which means he will shoot me with a shotgun when I visit him to ask him for his permission to bang you because I'm polite like that.

greymatters

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 12:27 PM

I coat my phallus in plutonium.

I hear chloroform is cheaper and they can't taste it in their mouth. I overheard it somewhere.

greymatters

  

Gemma

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 12:38 PM

this is easier than calling adam-
yeah he's korean but he wasn't mean to me, he was always there but never talked to me. my parents are still together but they have never liked eachother and they fight all the time. i basically have no relationship with my dad.

i used to be anorexic but not because of pressure. i dont know why. my mom used to hit me when i was younger though. (not my dad though, he just yells)

i model for a pretty famous copmpany but i dont want to say where.

and dont worry about my dad- you can come and bang me if you want. i dont know he'd care. or notice. in fact, you can do it right in front of him.

Gemma

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 12:50 PM

I don't know the name of one modeling company. : (

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 1:08 PM

he wasn't mean to me...(but)...he never talked to me...my parents never liked eachother and they fight all the time...i basically have no relationship with my dad.

Oh baby. You are in total denial. You use filler to deny the truth, which I set out for you in my edit.

i used to be anorexic...my mom used to hit me when i was younger...my dad just yells.

You say you are anorexic but don't know why, then proceed to say two very obvious reasons which would make you anorexic.

i model for a pretty famous company

Ford? Elite? L.A.? Q? You've been so messed with you could very well be working for Vivid.

you can come and bang me if you want.

So sweet.

in fact, you can do it right in front of him.

So angry.

Read the stuff you said about your father and mother. You're A-N-G-R-Y. You need to see a therapist to help you with that anorexia. I'm not going to bang you if you're 85 lbs. Wait, I'm lying, but I'd much prefer you to be at 115-120.

Ditch this loser druggie boyfriend. Get some help with the anger/depression/anorexic issues. Start eating a healthy diet. Listen to some classical music.

Don't read self-help books. Reading poisons the mind.

greymatters

  

AbsolutCarib

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 1:15 PM
Edited Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 1:17 PM

Hey your Korean dad HAS to be asian or jew. wait a second.


Listen.
It strikes me. I swear this story is the exact same story ive heard many times from people of Korean families. The dad treats the whole family like strangers. He does all kinds of questionable stuff but doesnt allow anyone to ask questions, and he never lets the family into the take out restaurant.

I dont mean to make anyone feel bad. But, Ive noticed this is some kind of trend amongst these guys. A-holes.


Oh yea, and Im with Grey and Drew on Ditch the Boyfriend time. Biggy time ditch ditch.

AbsolutCarib

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 1:15 PM

Are you holding a gavel? Then you shouldn't be judging anyone. : (

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

AbsolutCarib

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 1:20 PM

Screw judging man. Physically Impossible. Im just stating a fact.

Webster's dictionary probably recognizes it in its random facts branch. Korean Dads. A-holes.

AbsolutCarib

  

Gemma

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 4:22 PM
Edited Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 4:29 PM

im not in denial, i know my family wasnt as great as it could be. although i never realized the whole anorexia/parents connection. thanks for that.

i used to do elite. what is vivid? (i cant believe you actually knew some companies)

-and- im not anorexic anymore, i just have to keep my weight down for modeling. im short so i need to make up for it by being thinner.

i play the violin everyday. i listen to my own classical music, lol.

"It strikes me. I swear this story is the exact same story ive heard many times from people of Korean families. The dad treats the whole family like strangers. He does all kinds of questionable stuff but doesnt allow anyone to ask questions, and he never lets the family into the take out restaurant."
you have it dead on. screw judging, you have it.

my parents dont really have enough money for therapy right now, since we moved. i dont want to burden them.

i know i should leave my bf (he has actually hit me a few times, just for the record, but ive hit him back) but ive never been with anyone but him or did so much as kiss anyone until i met him. its kind of hard, if you know what i mean.

oh- and i asked him about the advil and he said hes been having huge headaches lately so hes been snorting it to get immediate effects from it. which i dont believe but i cant imagine what else he could be doing with it.

and finally about my bangability- youre probably over 18 right?

Gemma

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 4:28 PM

Please leave your boyfriend. A-holes getting laid by models make the baby Dark Laith cry. Please. : (

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 4:28 PM
Edited Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 4:29 PM

-and- im not anorexic anymore, i just have to keep my weight down for modeling. im short so i need to make up for it by being thinner.

—Gemma

You don't really get to define if you're "not anorexic anymore" or anything like that. You're not in a position to do that. Even if you were a professional who could diagnose others, you wouldn't be in a position to say that kind of thing about yourself.

EDIT:
Please leave your boyfriend. A-holes getting laid by models make the baby Dark Laith cry. Please. : (

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

Yes, yes they do.

Dark Laith

  

greymatters

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 5:21 PM

what is vivid?

Vivid was a joke, it's a porno company.

im not anorexic anymore, i just have to keep my weight down for modeling

What Laith said. "Keep my weight down" could be code for "I starve myself everyday and I go to sleep at nights hungry like you can't imagine."

i play the violin everyday. i listen to my own classical music, lol.

You're definitely still anorexic. Have you ever seen a fat asian chick playing the violin? ALL anorexic chicks, it's no coincidence.

my parents dont really have enough money for therapy right now

You need to go to your school counselor or something, preferably a female because you're too hot for a male superior to look over you, it'd be too tempting, even for a priest.

You could try group meetings, at least get a sponsor and talk things out in the open in a private setting. Isn't there an Alcoholics Anonymous equvialent for anorexics? Someone must know of it, somebody should look it up for this unhappy highly attractive girl.

Speaking of AA, are you abusing the booze? Can asians be alcoholics? What about cutting, any of that going on?

he has actually hit me a few times

Come on, you're ASIAN! You should be able to see the writing on the wall. He's a drug abuser, I'm guessing your mom likes the booze. He hits you, your mom hit you. He verbally abuses you, your dad took care of that. 2 + 2 = 4 Two horrible traits were inflicted on you by your parents and you magically find them in your boyfriend. SHOCKING.

ive never been with anyone but him

You're in the 'first relationship ever' quicksand. You don't know how to get out. There's no other way to tell you how to do it other else then to just break up with him. You'll feel a lot better. I bet you won't feel so shitty 24 hours a day, maybe just 19 hours a day.

and finally about my bangability- youre probably over 18 right?

How old are you? I'm that age.

If that bang coupon has an expiration date we can always go to Hawaii because the age of consent there is like 9. You're not 9, are you?

greymatters

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 10:03 PM

I know I'm kinda far behind, and the others have it pretty well covered, but how often do I get to make an on-topic post anymore?


i dont want to leave him because he might lash out and try to kill himself or something.

NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!


he wasn't mean to me...(but)...he never talked to me......i basically have no relationship with my dad.

= "empathic failure," which = "abuse-light"


You're not 9, are you?

The best "Let's fuck with greymatters" answer would be "Not yet."


Dusty TheHick

  

Gemma

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 10:58 AM

well- i guess i do sort of starve myself but im not going to be like a skeleton. starving is the only thing that works/i know how to do.

and yeah, in middle school, all my friends had an eating disorder so half of us ended up in the hosp. for in patient stuff and half of us went to group therapy at school. i didnt benefit at all. but i kind of fixed myself somewhat.

yes asians are born alcoholic- they actually dip the pacifier in sake. im not alcoholic though. neither of my parents are either. but i used to cut. but i stopped that too.

and i know i should leave him but sometimes he can be really cool. we only fight occasionally and its not like he hits me with a fist or anything. i hit him back. im not a victim.

im 16. so almost. but not quite. id love to go to hawaii.

dusty the hick- what is empathic failure and abuse light? i dont really understand what youre saying.

Gemma

  

Colin

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 11:31 AM

holy christ...

Colin

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 2:26 PM

but i kind of fixed myself somewhat.

Clearly. Clinging to an abusive, loser, drug-addict boyfriend who is "cool sometimes" that is when you aren't hitting each other. This guy is quite a catch. Don't let him go.

Yup, I'd say you are right as rain.

Here's what I'm gonna need you to do. Place your ovaries as close as possible to the nearest microwave. Leave them there until sterility sets in.

im not a victim.

No, you're a delusional victim. That's a special kind of stupid.

Denial's not just a river in Egypt.

Beat It!

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 2:36 PM

starving is the only thing that works

By defintion a person who starves themselves is anorexic.

i kind of fixed myself somewhat

You can't just fix yourself, it doesn't work that way. Please don't get pregnant and/or start using drugs.

but i used to cut. but i stopped that too.

A cutter has the same path as an alcoholic, they're a bad day away from another recurrence until they get some treatment.

im not a victim.

If you ignore the horrible parents and the abusive boyfriend which have resulted in anorexia and cutting, you're perfectly healthy, perfectly fine. Your defiance gives me the impression that you've been diddled and/or raped.

im 16. id love to go to hawaii.

Aren't you in Maryland? Age of consent is 16. Holla.

The fake caller light is starting to turn on. You're not faking all of this to get attention, are you? Don't mess with my emotions, woman (or man). You sound like there's a hurricane going around you. Next thing you'll say is you have AIDS and Hep C. I'm worried about you, babydoll.

greymatters

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 2:55 PM

The fake caller light is starting to turn on.

Yeah, my Spidey-sense has a mild tingle going as well.

But like Drew and Adam point out with obvious bogus calls, whether this is real or fake, the sad/frustrating part is that there are actual people out there like Gemma.

And by the way, I hope that's a nickname. 'Cause being saddled with a horrible moniker like Gemma is abuse enough without all the other crap you mentioned. No wonder you're a cutter, all that time you spend spelling/explaining your name has instilled an natural amount of self-loathing.

Beat It!

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 3:07 PM

I'm going to pretend Gemma is for real because if I play my cards right, I might get to have sex with a 16 year old model. Even if it's a 16 year old male model, it couldn't be that bad, he would be a model.

Gemma isn't such a horrible name. It's better than Hee Won Sui Choi Lee.

greymatters

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 3:14 PM

Your internet persona gets me so hot.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

boognish tully

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 4:27 PM

good point grey, a model is a model is a model. period.

boognish tully

  

Gemma

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 5:53 PM

no no- im a virgin. i havent done much really and i dont really plan to. and i wasnt raped or molested. i dont have any diseases and i dont do drugs or alcohol and its not bogus. i have been waiting to get this all out on loveline but im too scared to call so i guess im revealing alot more than i should, or would if it were on radio.

it is my real name but no one has ever said my name wrong. not yet anyway. i dont think its that bad, is it?

And...im not in maryland anymore, i forgot to change the profile. im in georgia. i dont know age of consent here. but i dont know.. youre insinuating anal banging with a 16 year old male model.

Gemma

  

adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 5:54 PM

no no- im a virgin. i havent done much really and i dont really plan to. and i wasnt raped or molested. i dont have any diseases and i dont do drugs or alcohol and its not bogus. i have been waiting to get this all out on loveline but im too scared to call so i guess im revealing alot more than i should, or would if it were on radio.

SAME HERE

adams_babymomma

  

greymatters

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 6:24 PM

no no- im a virgin.

So fresh, so clean. On the flip side, if you're super hot you might be a cold fish in bed. This is the dilemma I'm left with, okay, I've thought it over and it will be my pleasure to take your virginity.

i wasnt raped or molested. i dont have any diseases and i dont do drugs or alcohol and its not bogus.

Thank christ, keep hope alive.

im in georgia. i dont know age of consent here.

It's 16.

youre insinuating anal banging with a 16 year old male model.

Well, I wasn't insinuating, more like hoping.

There's already a very famous model with the first name Gemma. She actually looks asian but she's a couple of years older than you. Now I have a masturbatory reference point for you.

SAME HERE

Another customer enters the turnstiles.

greymatters

  

boognish tully

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 8:00 PM

hmmm, anal sex with a 16 yr old male model. i'll say one thing, i don't hate the idea. and hey, isn't GA that lil ol state just north of me?

boognish tully

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 8:11 PM

dusty the hick- what is empathic failure and abuse light? i dont really understand what youre saying.

—Gemma


Um...Have you ever heard of this radio show called "Lovelines," or something like that? There's this really smart guy there named like Dr. Lou, or Dr. Drew, or Dr. Stu, or something. Perhaps you should check it out sometime.

Dusty TheHick

  

HocusPocus

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 10:49 PM

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do. Yes they do.

HocusPocus

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 11:50 PM

'sappenin', Woodabeen?

Dusty TheHick

  

catloaf

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 2:43 AM

A cutter has the same path as an alcoholic, they're a bad day away from another recurrence until they get some treatment.

Word. I used to be a cutter and a burner, and even though it's been nearly 20 years since I've purposely done either, there are still times that I think about it. I suppose it's like being in recovery--once an alcholic, always an alcholic.

catloaf

  

catloaf

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 2:45 AM

hey, isn't GA that lil ol state just north of me?
—boognish tully

Odd--to me, Georgia seems SO "southern" that it's hard to think of it as being NORTH of anything lol.

catloaf

  

catloaf

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 4:11 AM

*alcoholic (x2)

catloaf

  

boognish tully

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 8:00 AM

basically my whole life, everything is north to me.

boognish tully

  

Gemma

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 11:10 AM

gemma ward, youre talking bout? cause shes australian.. and i dont look anything like her. sorry.
why would i be a cold fish in bed if im hot? wouldnt it be the other way around?

"Well, I wasn't insinuating, more like hoping."
i suppose a threesome would be ok..

dusty the hick- i think i know what youre talking about.. lovelines.. but i think it was a guy named corola and dr steve. almost positive.

i hate the south. georgian people arent really that southern. its all abercrombie and gucci and louie vuitton and they dont even have accents. i was so disappointed. but its a few miles north of florida... so i dont know.

Gemma

  

boognish tully

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 11:52 AM

i don't know about that gemma. almost every georgian i've met has been pretty hardcore southern. but you're right, its close to fl, so it can't be all that bad.

boognish tully

  

greymatters

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 1:32 PM

gemma ward, youre talking bout? cause shes australian.. and i dont look anything like her. sorry.

I've seen her, I haven't seen you, so she'll be my beacon to you until further progress is made.

why would i be a cold fish in bed if im hot? wouldnt it be the other way around?

If you're a hot chick and you know it, you won't think to make an extra effort in bed. The only loophole is if you had horrible parents and I think we might have established that. But you're asian and that might offset the horrible parents, it's all a crapshoot really.

i suppose a threesome would be ok..

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second. If there's a threesome let's go with one less penis, one more vagina. It's just more kosher that way. Don't you have any hot model friends from the agency? Let's look into those girls first.

i don't know about that gemma. almost every georgian i've met has been pretty hardcore southern.

She's not hanging out in the sticks. She lives where people have had dental work and stuff.

greymatters

  

Passionate, Passionate Man

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 1:44 PM

Boring bit.

PPM

Passionate, Passionate Man

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 2:18 PM

It is getting a little dull.

Yesterdaze

Dark Laith

  

greymatters

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 2:24 PM

It is getting a little dull.

The backlash, this is my favorite part.

greymatters

  

victrolacola

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 2:29 PM

I'm impressed by how much energy dudes expend on flocking to a potentially wounded chick, even on the internet (where it might be some bored guy!) Well, maybe ESPECIALLY on the internet. If we could tap that energy, our crisis would be gone, never to come back. Electricity would be too cheap to meter. Flying cars could finally become a reality.

Ah, to be young, single, and awkward again.

If this is real, get some therapy, and stay away from guys you meet on the internet.

victrolacola

  

greymatters

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 2:44 PM

You guys are all gonna turn her (sic) into a cutter again. And I will be forced to laugh.

greymatters

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 4:37 PM
Edited Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 4:39 PM

I'm impressed by how much energy dudes expend on flocking to a potentially wounded chick, even on the internet. Ah, to be young, single, desperate and awkward again.

Worth repeating (with a slight addition).

These are the same guys that still get worked up over the little girl voice even after gaining knowledge of where it likely comes from. So sad

(And yes I realize some of it is as much of a joke as the super dense, exotic model with boyfriend issues and a laundry list of familial problems and psychological afflictions. Yeah but still...)

Beat It!

  

greymatters

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 7:11 PM

These are the same guys that still get worked up over the little girl voice even after gaining knowledge of where it likely comes from.

I try to help out one poor defenseless girl on the internet and all of the sudden I'm borderline pedophile. What happened to bro's before ho's?

greymatters

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 at 10:56 PM

The same thing that happened to "Hate the game, not the player." It's still around, but mostly used to "excuse" reprehensible behavior. lol

Dusty TheHick

  

Gemma

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Friday, October 7, 2005 at 10:19 AM

i am actually surprised how long this topic has gone on. i didn't think so many people would post here, considering how it was about ibuprofin. and now that you guys have hounded on me about my bf, i dont/can't really see him in the same way.

its very nice to know that i am cared about though, even if it is on the internet.

and i dont really like being seen as a bored old guy and i can prove that im not. how do i put my picture into my profile?

Gemma

  

adams_babymomma

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Friday, October 7, 2005 at 10:33 AM
Edited Friday, October 7, 2005 at 10:34 AM

and i dont really like being seen as a bored old guy and i can prove that im not. how do i put my picture into my profile?

—Gemma

*SHOCKED* YOU'RE A BORING OLD GUY?????? You can post your pic by putting it on your scanner and uploading it, u can go to Tiny pic to host it and copy+paste the tag to your profile or in this thread.

adams_babymomma

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Friday, October 7, 2005 at 11:35 AM
Edited Friday, October 7, 2005 at 11:37 AM

You need to host the pic file on imageshack or photobucket. Then go to setting on the main forum page and click profile.

The code is "<"img src=www.blah.com/blah">" (remove quotes) : (

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

adams_babymomma

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Friday, October 7, 2005 at 11:37 AM

Tiny pic is better

adams_babymomma

  

Gemma

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Friday, October 7, 2005 at 11:53 AM

Image hosted by TinyPic.com

im not showing my face. maybe later. but heres a start.

Gemma

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Friday, October 7, 2005 at 12:05 PM

We're gonna need a pic showing TLC on your computer monitor with you next to it. And a dime for scale.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

Gemma

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Friday, October 7, 2005 at 12:16 PM

you all are probably going to think im lying but i lost the cable that goes between the camera and the computer so that up there was a pic from like, last month.
but ill put one up in a week when i get my new one- i swear!!

Gemma

  

Beat It!

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Friday, October 7, 2005 at 12:29 PM
Edited Friday, October 7, 2005 at 12:40 PM

Well gee, you can't argue with definitive proof like that. Yup, no bored old dude would ever post a fake picture.

By the way, don't even bother posting a picture. It isn't necessary and it doesn't matter - except to horny sploosers (uh, no offense boys). Those who believe you, already believe you and those who don't, likely won't change their mind. Then there are