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I killed a guy once

  

Margin Walker

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 1:42 AM
Edited Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 1:48 AM

...some drifter with a handle bar moustache and beret weaved from angel hair pasta. He had a French accent and a stain on his shirt that resembled a Rembrandt painting I saw in a book once. One minute we're arguing about the bering land bridge's significance towards the settling of native americans on the continent, next minute I'm poisoning his whisky.

Margin Walker

  

pookie

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 4:56 AM

Sweet.

pookie

  

catloaf

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 5:21 AM

I once shot a man just for snoring.

catloaf

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 6:22 AM

Their is possibly no significance to the land bridge since popular science of today haughtily presumes that Humans! originededeed in Africa and have only been around for like 1 or 2 or 7 or so hundred-thousand years.

What I mean is, how did people get to Hawaii? Answer that and stay fashionable.
Clue: the same way people got to Easter Island and made those wahcky statuettes.

MajandraFan

  

OneManArmy

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 7:24 AM

I killed a man with a trident...

OneManArmy

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 8:20 AM

Yeah, I know. I saw that. I've been meaning to talk to you about it. You should lay low, find a safehouse or a relative nearby. You're probably wanted for murder.

Beat It!

  

Margin Walker

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 9:54 AM

whoa... i must have been wasted.

Margin Walker

  

Spank the Duck

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 10:10 AM

I killed a man in Alabama just to watch him die.

Spank the Duck

  

Ego Tard Manhammer

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 11:29 AM

I killed this post.

Ego Tard Manhammer

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 7:21 PM

Why, ETM? Did it try to play "internet tough guy" with you?

Dusty TheHick

  

Putsy ThePrick

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 10:37 PM


Margin, this is the devil. You need to kill again.

Then go get yourself a hooker.

Putsy ThePrick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 10:52 PM

Hey, Putsy...How do you make a background like that?

Dusty TheHick

  

NYBret

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 10:57 PM
Edited Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 11:10 PM

If you're in Internet Explorer, and you want to see how an HTML tag was written, you can right-click anywhere on the page and click "View Source." Then, just skim through all the HTML babble and find the code your looking for.

...that made sense to me.

EDIT:
This is what to look for, if you can do what I was trying to explain:

NYBret

  

PureChaos414

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 10:59 PM

.......k...


lol

PureChaos414

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, September 8, 2005 at 1:39 AM

I dream of burning cities, and a red sky, and no people.

Dark Laith

  

pookie

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Thursday, September 8, 2005 at 7:06 AM

Red sky at night, sailor's delight.

Red sky in morning, sailors take warning.

pookie

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, September 8, 2005 at 11:58 AM

My dreams have been a little bit like Hieronymous Bosch paintings lately, and boy is my jaw tired.

MajandraFan

  

VersusGod

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Thursday, September 8, 2005 at 4:57 PM

...some drifter with a handle bar moustache and beret weaved from angel hair pasta. He had a French accent and a stain on his shirt that resembled a Rembrandt painting I saw in a book once. One minute we're arguing about the bering land bridge's significance towards the settling of native americans on the continent, next minute I'm poisoning his whisky.

—Margin Walker

That was me you bastard.

VersusGod

  

Stryker311

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Thursday, September 8, 2005 at 6:20 PM

You're dead?

Stryker311

  

Margin Walker

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Thursday, September 8, 2005 at 6:23 PM

It's like that old show Ghostwriter.

Margin Walker

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, September 8, 2005 at 9:15 PM

Willie from The Real World: Philadelphia was on that show! Shut up, I know you all watched it.

mandeemoo22

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 11:24 AM

Hey, Ghostwriter isn't that old, it's only from 1992.
I wonder if it is coming to DVD.

MajandraFan

  

Small-Dorked Fish

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 11:48 AM

Off the off-topic topic... Anyone remember a (PBS?) series called Voyage of the Mimi? I had to watch every episode in science class in 6th or 7th grade.

Small-Dorked Fish

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 11:55 AM

I never saw it, but did it have Ben Affleck in it?

mandeemoo22

  

pookie

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 12:15 PM

"The Voyage of Mimi?" Was that anything like "Rochelle, Rochelle?"

pookie

  

catloaf

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 1:29 PM

Was "Rochelle, Rochelle" anything like "Roxanne, Roxanne?"

catloaf

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 2:08 PM

Was "Roxanne, Roxanne" anything like "Zeus and Roxanne"?

mandeemoo22

  

adamdontgo

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 2:29 PM

was "zeus and roxanne" anything like that movie "roxanne"?

adamdontgo

  

chix0r

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 3:32 PM

I almost always read the title of this thread as "I liked a guy once."

chix0r

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 4:56 PM

Is "Roxanne" anything like "Roseanne?"

Dusty TheHick

  

pookie

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 4:57 PM

Yes. "Roxanne" is exactly like "Roseanne."

pookie

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 5:51 PM

Is "Roseanne" anything like "Roseanne Rosannadanna?"

Dusty TheHick

  

pookie

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 6:00 PM

Say "Goodnight," Gracie.

pookie

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, September 9, 2005 at 8:53 PM

I haven't seen Zeus and Roxanne.
It looks bad.
And of course the idea of watching a 15 yr old Majandra for 2 hours through my television isn't exactly leisurely.

MajandraFan

  

Beat It!

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Saturday, September 10, 2005 at 10:46 AM

Is " "Roseanne Rosannadanna" anything like "Bananarama?"

Beat It!

  

mandeemoo22

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Saturday, September 10, 2005 at 11:08 AM

Is "Bananarama" anything like "Bananas in Pajamas"?

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, September 11, 2005 at 8:28 PM

Is "Bananas in Pajamas" anything like "The Pajama Game?"

Dusty TheHick

  

catloaf

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Sunday, September 11, 2005 at 8:36 PM

Is "The Pajama Game" anything like "The Crying Game?"

catloaf

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, September 11, 2005 at 9:53 PM

Is "The Crying Game" anything like "Don't Cry Out Loud?"

Dusty TheHick

  

catloaf

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Sunday, September 11, 2005 at 9:54 PM

*has a roller rink flashback*

catloaf

  

Colin

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Sunday, September 11, 2005 at 9:57 PM

I spent 3 hours at a roller rink with my HS g/f. Good times.

Colin

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, September 11, 2005 at 10:12 PM

*gets glazed look in eyes, thinking about the crush had on Melissa Manchester at the time*

Dusty TheHick

  

Margin Walker

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Sunday, September 11, 2005 at 11:16 PM

*gets a blank look on face as Melissa Manchester reference flys over head*

Margin Walker

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, September 11, 2005 at 11:36 PM

Melissa Manchester


Dusty TheHick

  

pookie

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 10:22 PM

In honor of the origin of this thread:

Top Ten Rejected Mob Euphemisms for Killing a Guy

10. Validate his parking stub

9. Cancel his subscription to "Life" magazine

8. Decaffeinating his espresso

7. Celining his Dion

6. Moving his show to CBS

5. Feeding him a Taco Bell death-burrito supreme

4. Giving him tickets to a John Tesh concert

3. Introducing him to Lorne Greene

2. Get him a room at the "I'm-Not-Alive-Anymore" hotel

1. Killing him

pookie

  

smaller hands

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Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 12:55 AM

my favorite part of this thread was when majandrafan spelled originated "originededeed "

smaller hands

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 10:39 PM

Oh, sweet! Hey, I'm trying to internet stalk you, but I'm no good with code and I'm getting hungry. Don't suppose you live in the southern hemisphere? I could just do it in real life.

I love being intelligent.

MajandraFan

  

margin

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 8:24 PM

i don't remember making this post

margin

  

smaller hands

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 8:34 PM

I remember someone said "I read this as 'I liked a guy once'." lol

smaller hands

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 8:38 PM

margin, I think she just called you a faggot. That has to burn.

greymatters

  

margin

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 8:39 PM

a little bit

...a little bit

margin

  

greymatters

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 8:54 PM

margin, if I weren't raised to hate gays, we'd be e-friends. I would tell you my name, I would send you sexy pictures of myself, we'd probably have lunch every weekend at The Farmer's Market, we'd be really close.

greymatters

  

margin

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 9:00 PM

we'd skip together wearing matching flip-flops

margin

  

anobody

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 11:11 PM

margin, if I weren't raised to hate gays, we'd be e-friends. I would tell you my name, I would send you sexy pictures of myself, we'd probably have lunch every weekend at The Farmer's Market, we'd be really close.

You cheap slut!

anobody

  

Dark Laith

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 12:06 PM

You say that as if you're surprised.

Dark Laith

  

A Guy in a Chair

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 1:54 PM

You may have killed me once.... but I'm back for vengence on your ass Walker.

A Guy in a Chair

  

A Guy in a Chair

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 at 1:55 PM

"I killed a guy once"

You may have killed me once.... but I'm back for vengence on your ass Walker.

A Guy in a Chair

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