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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 1:35 PM Type this: <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/KellyClairfield/6a756fbc.jpg" >
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 1:52 PM My son had this reaction when I told him what was being asked (for the hundredth time in the hundredth thread): 
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 1:53 PM Yeah, and I just showed you how to do it. Retard. —Kelly |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 2:19 PM First you have to host your picture, somewhere like ImageShack. Then type the same thing Kelly did, only replace her URL with the one ImageShack gives you. —chix0r |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 2:43 PM check the faq. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 3:07 PM OK sass, let me explain a few things: computers are just like women, inherently complicated and no one understands them except their creator. You have to tell the computer EXACTLY what you want it to do in IT'S language, because just like a woman, it will NOT make any attempt to understand your language. Step 1 to posting a picture: you'll first type this < (that is a "less than" sign by the way) Step 2 to posting a picture: type this following the "less than" sign: img src= (in computer language that means "image source equals, or image source is" Step 3 to posting a picture: find out what the "source" or address of your picture is so the computer knows where to go to get it. In accomplishing this, your best friend is the right button on your mouse or the "right click." When you see a picture you want to post, right click on it and (if you're using firefox) select "copy image location." This will copy it to your second best friend: the computer's clipboard. Now, if you're still using that God awful internet explorer browser, when you right click, you'll have to select "properties" to see what the address of the picture is. Then you'll have to highlight the address and right click and select "copy" to copy the address to the clipboard. Step 4 to posting a picture: Remember when I said to type img src=? Following that "equals" sign you'll need to "paste" the address of the picture. Just right click and hit "paste" if the cursor is to the right of the "equals" sign. Step 5 to posting a picture: end by putting this: > at the end. Once you've practiced this you'll be ready for next week's lesson: posting a picture stored on your computer (which involves finding a host for that picture on your computer such as imageshack which was mentioned earlier). —Putsy ThePrick |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 3:25 PM
Edited Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 3:26 PM Your use of "will not make any attempt" implies that computers somehow have autonomous will, which they do not... Does you mean to say that computers are slightly superior to women, because women could try but don't? —Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 5:28 PM
Edited Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 5:28 PM However you want. You should probably at least put what you're quoting in italics though. <i>quote</i> —chix0r |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 5:30 PM my question is how do you qoute? i asked dusty this but he never replied :( —adams_babymomma I've often wondered the same thing. Dusty, please teach us how to italicize quotes. —NYBret |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 5:47 PM However you want. You should probably at least put what you're quoting in italics though. quote
—chix0r Yay i did it!!!! thanks chix. —adams_babymomma |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 6:34 PM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~chixOr is from the future.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ —von zipper |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 8:54 PM Hey, Putsy...You forgot to mention that another " should go right before the last >. Something this simple would confuse the hell out of someone inexperienced (and I oughta know). Otherwise, I found your post to be an entertaining read, even though it contained no new info for me. —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 8:57 PM
Edited Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 8:58 PM Bret, it took me two readings of your post to get the joke. Worth it.
i asked dusty this but he never replied :(
—adams_babyniggamomma
I had suspended answering of emails sent through TLC while the "post my email address" challenge was still on the table with Ol' Glue-Head.
EDIT: Sorry for the double-post. I had forgotten about the first at the time I started the second.
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 9:03 PM
Edited Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 9:04 PM the real question is, what the hell is under Putsy's son's bed? Pop tart? Why is it there? Do you want rats? Or perhaps a toaster strudel? Unfrosted of course. Toaster strudel sounds so British and fancy. I hate them now. —Stryker311 |
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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 2:23 AM The British are much better with frosting. —catloaf |
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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 3:16 PM
Edited Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 3:17 PM Very useful y'all. I give thanks for knowledge. I am so depressed about my wife, I may give it all up to start hawking Fujiyama Grillmasters on E-Bay. 
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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 5:57 PM 
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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 6:21 PM "the real question is, what the hell is under Putsy's son's bed? Pop tart? Why is it there? Do you want rats? Or perhaps a toaster strudel? Unfrosted of course. Toaster strudel sounds so British and fancy. I hate them now." —Stryker311 Stryker next time break the pills in half. There is no bed in that pic and that white thing is a piece of styrofoam. Dusty, I never use " when I post a pic and it works just fine so I'm not sure what you're talkin' aboot. —Putsy ThePrick |
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Thursday, September 8, 2005 at 1:12 AM A number of HTML tags can have the term or whatever after the equals sign with or without quotation marks. In fact, I think it's only the older versions of HTML that have some tags that require one or the other. Hooray for HTML 4.0 or whatever the current version is. —Dark Laith |
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