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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 3:00 PM Why was Rush Limbaugh so hell bent on getting drug addicts into prison but once he was one, he quickly scurried off to rehab? —Colin |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 3:06 PM Could god microwave a burrito so hot that even he himslef could not eat it? That is if he existed, which he does not. —Webhead |
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Putsy ThePrick |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 3:10 PM
Edited Monday, September 5, 2005 at 3:24 PM Well, I just turned on the a/c cause it reads 86 in here, so yes, I am hot. Of course I can bang you A.B.M. The real question is your availability. I played clarinet from 7th grade through h.s. That could be where I learned my fantastic oral skills. Well, maybe not skills, just patience. That mouthpiece would stink in summer like you wouldn't believe. Great training for munching foo foo. Since God could touch lava, I'll say no. The enigma of Rusty Hudson Limbaugh the third is best unraveled this way: the term conservative has been fucked with to now mean government loyalist who closely follows a police state mentality similar to national socialism. The war on americans possessing certain drugs is the establishment's long time baby. Rusty Limbaugh being bought off by establishment corporations with huge radio contracts, won't EVER go against the establishment in any real way. He was installed by the powers that be to control the republican half of the mind control system we live in. Good anti government people used to gravitate to talk radio, and used to use it to organize. Now, talk radio is owned by 3 or 4 mega insider corporations, and it's all sports, space aliens, and government kiss ups like Limbaugh. Amazingly, Limbaugh said some good Libertarian things early in his career, but has been turned into a sophisticated shill for the establishment. —Putsy ThePrick |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 3:15 PM What's lighter than air, can be seen by the naked eye, and if you put it in a barrel, will make the barrel lighter? (Stolen from Dr. Vink) —mikeyfish |
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adams_babymomma |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 3:21 PM I know your not a lawyer, but here's my question
The ex b/f had an agreement with a friend for cell phones. One was mine, which he paid the bill monthly. When we broke up the girl who has the contract claims I owe her over 1000.00 for phone charges. She is now suing me. I have yet to even see my bill. Am I required to pay for these charges? I did use the phone up intill the ex called it off and I figured he wasn't paying the bill. I signed nothing. I feel she is suing the wrong person. The phone was given to me. The ex is now dating her sister so I guess that's why is isn't being sued. —adams_babymomma |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 3:22 PM
Edited Monday, September 5, 2005 at 3:22 PM a hole. BING!!! —mikeyfish |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 3:33 PM How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? —mandeemoo22 |
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Putsy ThePrick |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 3:56 PM
Edited Monday, September 5, 2005 at 4:03 PM Should we have gone into Iraq? Of course not. Those that claim it was a good idea have to use purely political, muddy, and disconnected arguments (claiming that toppling Saddam, a long time CIA asset, is somehow "protecting" Sacramento, Denver etc). A non evil president (me) would have instead taken out Castro and given Cuba to Florida (if it weren't for the secret non agression pact we've had with Cuba for half a century in exchange for Guantanomo bay, which pact I would no longer obey).
To A.B.M. RE: cell phone bill,
Are you required to pay? Not at all based on what you wrote. However, the reality of todays sham civil court system is it's always better to be the plaintiff in any civil case, ESPECIALLY if plaintiff can round up people to show up and parrot his/her story. The other side is going to show up to court with witnesses and a polished story that they have practiced for a week, that they think the judge will buy. This is why every company settles civil cases as fast as possible, because all defendants are (justifiably) terrified to the civil "court" system. The judge is probably a former prosecutor and only understands the plaintiff's point of view. In civil cases, the law gives you a tiny presumption of innocence in that the plaintiff has a very small burden of proof to meet. Bottom line. Justice doesn't matter in civil cases involving $$. All that matters is who has the better, more believable story for the idiot judge. If you're going to go into the kangaroo courtroom (and since getting a decent attorney will cost more than this case is worth), make sure you have witnesses who can speak clearly and believably. Make sure you know EXACTLY what her specific reasoning behind her claim is (is she claiming you stole from her, is she claiming you agreed to something, is she claiming you deceived her in some way?). This is crutial, and if you don't know her exact reasoning, be very prepared to drum it out of her on the stand. It sucks, but you will have to polish your story (along with your witnesses) in such a way to hammer away at her CORE claims, because if you just show up and say "I don't owe her anything," EVEN THOUGH YOU SIGNED NOTHING AND DON'T OWE HER A PENNY, YOU COULD STILL LOSE. I need to know:
1. Are you on the account in any way?
2. Did you pay even one bill at any time, especially with a check? (it sucks, but that could imply responsibility) I hope I'm being overly paranoid, and that you win, but hope is no help in court. —Putsy ThePrick |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 4:35 PM
Edited Monday, September 5, 2005 at 4:48 PM Thanks pusty, you're a genious! I never was in the contract, i got the phone as a present from him, but I did pay him CASH when i exceeded the free minutes. After we broke up, it was my choice to give the phone back. I had no idea who this girl was, until i recived a letter from her.I later found out that he somehow took advantage of her, to get cell phones for me and himself and a couple friends, i later found that she worked for a cell phone company (verizon wireless) and i do beleive that she must of given herself and her "clients" discounts when she wasn't supposed to, can i use this as my defense, the fact that she committed a crime?? i do have a couple of witness. —adams_babymomma |
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Lefty |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 5:02 PM What should I be when I grow up? —Lefty |
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adams_babymomma |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 5:06 PM
Edited Monday, September 5, 2005 at 5:08 PM ^ lefty is that pic in your pro supposed to be you? I say become a stripper, they make good money and they work late at night. edit: can you make on of those pics for me?, my pic is in my pro. —adams_babymomma |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 5:19 PM I don't think profile should be shortened into "pro." Lefty is in that pic, but the "stripper" is Rayray. —chix0r |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 5:22 PM Ask Santa's Mouth, he made it. —Lefty |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 6:42 PM wow, this thread actually turned out pretty good.
magic 8 ball, if i get a good job offer before i finish college should i drop out and not get my degree? it's a job i really want too so that makes it harder to decide. —adamdontgo |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 7:39 PM What number am I thinking of?
Who let the dogs out?
What is the integral of X^x?
Is every language accepted by a nondeterministic algorithm in polynomial time also accepted by deterministic algorithm in polynomial time?
What's your home address and home phone number? —Dr.Drew_boogie |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 7:42 PM Is every language accepted by a nondeterministic algorithm in polynomial time also accepted by deterministic algorithm in polynomial time? Them's fightin' words.
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 7:44 PM yes everyone get ready for the title fight p vs np.(you have to be a very big geek to get that) —Dr.Drew_boogie |
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adamdontgo |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 8:22 PM What is your social security number? —mandeemoo22
HA! now you guys are just cheating!!
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Stryker311 |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 9:12 PM
Edited Monday, September 5, 2005 at 9:13 PM Will Paris Hilton ever love me as much as I love her? The magic 8 ball is undecided, so I'm relying on you. Also, will she ever take me back? Even if she is a mormon... I barely got to kiss her...so sad. —Stryker311 |
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Stryker311 |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 9:23 PM did kurt cobain kill himself or was it all courtney??????? come on dude...
hey also, did you know the word gullible is Not in the dictionary?! It's CrAzY!!!
ANNND, did you know man never landed on the moon? It's a hoax!! —Stryker311 |
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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 11:44 PM
Edited Monday, September 5, 2005 at 11:55 PM You're right, Stryker...The word "gullible" is NOT in the dictionary. I've checked.
Now here are my questions for Putsy:
1)Why are windows, on the ground floors of completed exteriors of buildings under construction, coated with a layer of wax, or soap, or whatever it is? 2)Why do my balls hurt? 3)When did Quantum Leap jump the shark? 4)By what other name are you known here at TLC? 5)WHERE IS TLC member Santa's Mouth? —Dusty TheHick |
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Putsy ThePrick |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 4:03 AM
Edited Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 4:25 AM To Hershel Dustofsky: 1. Since windows are closest to possible flying debris, I'd say it's for protection. 2. Your strokes are too long, concentrate on the tip. 3. **sound of wind blowing through homer's combover** 4. Are you implying that I pulled a Sybill and changed my identity cause I wanted to start fresh and came up with a half witted copy of your username just to leach off and bask in your reflected glory? I...say...good day. 5. Computer, locate Santa's Mouth. *non sexy old lady computer voice from voyager* Santa's Mouth is located in 16b jefferies tube. Computer, where is that tube? Santa's mouth is banging a sixteen year old boy named jeffery in turbolift 3. BTW, I can't believe someone hasn't asked this, so I'll pose the Q to everyone: Are you mormon? And Stryker, if you want her back that badly, take the discussions from the missionaries and ask her to participate with you. Sure, to keep this up, you'll have to get baptized, live a clean mormon life, marry her, have 6 kids and go to heaven. Is Beth worth all that? —Putsy ThePrick |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 12:41 PM
Edited Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 12:41 PM Is it really really REALLY true that Adam's leaving Loveline? —Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 1:00 PM *downs an entire swimming pool of tequila* —catloaf |
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catloaf |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 1:02 PM What finishing school did you say you attended? —catloaf |
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Beat It! |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 1:21 PM Also, will she ever take me back? Even if she is a mormon... I barely got to kiss her...so sad. — Stryker311 Um, you "barely" kissed her? Guess what, she wasn't your girlfriend. In fact, I imagine that the look in that picture was the same face she made when someone informed her you were actually going around telling people that she was your "girlfriend." Little bit of shock, whole lot of revulsion (of course after they clarified who you were.) Bottom line, you taking surreptitious shots of her on school grounds and conversations consisting of her saying "move it, dork" because you were sitting at her table in the cafeteria does not a girlfriend make. —Beat It! |
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Beat It! |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 1:24 PM
Edited Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 1:25 PM Oh, and for Putsy: Was my last post regarding Stryk-out's "girlfriend" unnecessarily harsh? (I'm thinking 'no,' but I'll hang up and listen to your response)
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pookie |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 4:14 PM Here's a question for Putsy: Um, is that YOURS? —pookie |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 8:42 PM 4. Are you implying that I pulled a Sybill and changed my identity cause I wanted to start fresh and came up with a half witted copy of your username just to leach off and bask in your reflected glory?
I'll take that to mean that that's exactly what you did (which is fine), but you still didn't answer my question.
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 8:56 PM Guess what, she wasn't your girlfriend.- Beat it! Okay, whatever dude, believe what you want. I don't mind. I'm the one getting the poon tang...not. No she really was my gf, and she's really hot. The reason I only barely kissed her was becuase her dad is a cop, she's a mormon, and shes never gone out with anyone before. But I've found someone new in the meantime. A mexican. Who is also hot. She doesn't like me yet, but just wait. And thanks Putsy, You've made me realize, mormonism is gay. Also, that it's not worth it. —Stryker311 |
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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 2:08 AM She doesn't like me yet, but just wait
—Stryker311 Stalker alert! —catloaf |
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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 2:22 AM
Edited Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 2:23 AM hey don't adam and drew always try to talk sense into male callers who always say that their "girlfriend" loves them but (insert whatever here) is in there way and except for that they would be together forever.... if this or ANY chick was actually into a guy she would sell her soul to the devil to be with him. mormonism would NOT stop her. the dad as a cop thing sounds like another cliched excuse. "she'd totally be into me if not for her dad and mormonism" (i'm paraphrasing). the deal is, and this goes for guys and girls, if someone's into you, they'll make excuses to be WITH you, not excuses to be away from you. i'm not trying to hate, but for your own good, try to step back from the situation and see everything for how it REALLY is, not for how you want it to be, and don't waste your time on a lost cause. i WISH i had somebody slap this knowledge into my head when i was younger. —adamdontgo |
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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 8:21 PM ok no more hating on stryker. hopefully he's learned his lesson not to post anything about personal stuff on a forum anymore. —adamdontgo |
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Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 9:27 PM
Edited Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 9:32 PM "Here's a question for Putsy: Um, is that YOURS?" —pookie LOL. No, I took that super high resolution $19.99 digital camera of mine and walked next door and asked my neighbor to pose. He said "Well, ok, as long as it's for the loveline companion." Speaking of this, ironically, I recently bought a copy of that old movie "Rear Window" with Jimmy Stewart. —Putsy ThePrick |
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Thursday, September 8, 2005 at 1:20 AM L(your neighbor's)AO —pookie |
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