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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 5:14 PM Dear Adam, I've seen your show on Comedy Central and your upper lip sweats like Lance Armstrong's nutsack after a 30 mile workout. A nice bushy mustache would mop that right up. Plus, you'd look cool and macho like Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. Or maybe you'd just look like a pizzaria owner. Whatever. Anything but the sweat would be an improvement. -Your new personal stylist —llcj |
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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 5:19 PM According to Adam, the only beardless men with moustaches are: -gay men
-cops
-gay cops —Dusty TheHick |
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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 6:40 PM I think he'd look like Mario with a 'stache. —catloaf |
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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 7:22 PM Or maybe you'd just look like a pizzaria owner. -llcj
Yes I think he'd look like Mario with a 'stache. -catloaf
Double Yes. Btw, you DO know There's no chance in hell Adam will read this... —Stryker311 |
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Saturday, September 3, 2005 at 2:45 AM Btw, you DO know There's no chance in hell Adam will read this... —Stryker311 I was hoping to inspire someone to call in and make the request. I'd do it myself but sitting around on hold for hours isn't my thing. Oh, and while we're on the subject, someone name the movie this quote's from: "I want a mustache, dammit!" (Little girl talking through a picture of Burt Reynolds with the mouth cut out) —llcj |
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Sunday, September 4, 2005 at 1:18 AM I think he'd look like Mario with a 'stache. —catloaf *pictures Adam in overalls and a red hat, eating mushrooms and jumping on turtles* —Dark Laith |
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