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Dodgerdude

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 2:58 AM

Any suggestions for a dirty, but clever fantasy football team name?

Dodgerdude

  

catloaf

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 6:31 AM

The Brown Bay Packers.

catloaf

  

Small-Dorked Fish

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 8:33 AM

The (Ron) Mexico Herpes.

Small-Dorked Fish

  

Margin Walker

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 9:18 AM

What about the obvious 69ers.

Margin Walker

  

bguirk

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 10:50 AM

My Fantasy Basketball team (pro-football--meh) is called the Snowballers. Our logo is the cat from The Simpsons, but the origin of the name came from Clerks.

The Rusty Trombones would be a good name. To be football specific and in bad taste you could go with The Nicole Brown's or Ray Lewis' Next Victim.

bguirk

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 12:24 PM

The College I went to has a hockey team called the nads. Our rallying cry was Go Nads! Our basketball team is the Balls. Our informal cheerleading squad was the Jock Straps cause they support the Nads/Balls. Go RISD.

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 12:58 PM

Ray Lewis' Next Victim.

Aw hell no! That nigga is innocent, bitch!

Anyway, Professor, you made me giggle.

mandeemoo22

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 1:07 PM

yeahs! I'm dead serious though, I made none of that up. Our mascot was a 7 foot latex/foam penis (with a man inside it), named Scrotie.

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

Sassafras Roots

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 1:20 PM

The Tangerine Turds

Sassafras Roots

  

Putsy ThePrick

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 1:24 PM

What can brown do for you?

Putsy ThePrick

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 2:19 PM

Okay, who would you rather hang out with, the fantasy sports guy or the anime guy? I'm goin anime.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 4:31 PM

I'd go with anime guy too because he's probably smarter.

mandeemoo22

  

plurry

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 4:48 PM

how about the "tight ends" or "wide receivers" or "ball handlers"?
or if you have a lousy team, you can call them the "shit starters"

p.s. hey, stupid! that's chalk! quit snorting the 50 yard line!

plurry

  

plurry

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 4:53 PM

...and screw the TPAM's (hash and mandee).
i guarantee both of you that you'd rather hang out with me than the creepy anime guy. at least those who enjoy fantasy sports don't beat off to cartoon drawings of 10 year old boys/girls.

plurry

  

Dodgerdude

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 6:36 PM

Hilarious. Keep 'em coming.

How about the OJ Pez Dispensers?

Dodgerdude

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 6:44 PM
Edited Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 6:44 PM

No, no, no. You've got Junior College all wrong...

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

cab-merlot

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 6:47 PM

THE STRAPPING JOCKS!!!

cab-merlot

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 7:42 PM
Edited Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 7:43 PM

The Sperm-Gurglers
The Taint-Sniffers
The Salad-Tossers

Dusty TheHick

  

gouranga3221

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 7:47 PM

The furburgers.
The mother strapalonians (Credit to George Carlin).

gouranga3221

  

Stryker311

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 10:20 PM

How about taking a page out of South Park's Book:

Kyle and Kenny's "Giant Douches"
Cartman and Butters' "Terd Sandwiches"

Stryker311

  

Stryker311

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 10:21 PM

Or the Terd Fergusons

Stryker311

  

Stryker311

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 at 10:22 PM

Or the Semen-Heads......*laughing so hard I start crying"

Stryker311

  

Dodgerdude

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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 3:15 AM

Small-Dork:

Could you refresh me on Ron Mexico again, please? If I remember, it was a name a superstar used to check into hotel rooms, right? Who was it? I remember them talking about it on Jim Rome's show.

Thanks,

dd

Dodgerdude

  

Beat It!

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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 7:44 AM

That would be Michael "Pay No Attention To That Rash" Vick.

Beat It!

  

Lou Cypher

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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 7:48 AM

Dodge, Beat It is right. It's the fake name Mike Vick gave at the clinic where he found out he has the herpes.

Lou Cypher

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 8:22 AM

The Herpes could be a fun name.

mandeemoo22

  

Small-Dorked Fish

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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 10:41 AM

Mandee, yeah, that's why I suggested it (3rd post from the top).

Small-Dorked Fish

  

bguirk

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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 10:48 AM

The Herpes could be a fun name.

—mandeemoo22

The Festering Sores
The Clap

bguirk

  

pookie

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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 11:07 AM

So far, my vote goes for the 69ers.

pookie

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 1:34 PM

Fuck you, fish! You know I can't read!

mandeemoo22

  

Small-Dorked Fish

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Friday, September 2, 2005 at 2:04 PM

Jew Anger!

Small-Dorked Fish

  

Dodgerdude

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Saturday, September 3, 2005 at 3:04 AM

Yeah. I remember now. Ron Mexico. And people were ordering the jersey from the Falcons' website until they disallowed it. But you still might see a dude with a Falcon jersey, Vick's number, and "Mexico" on the back.

That's hilarious.

Dodgerdude

  

i'm just saying...

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Sunday, September 4, 2005 at 2:00 PM

the Limp Ditkas (he does those boner pill commercials)
Get A Hand Job In!

i'm just saying...

  

catloaf

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Sunday, September 4, 2005 at 2:01 PM

/\Awesome.

catloaf

  

Dodgerdude

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Monday, September 5, 2005 at 10:56 PM

I like Limp Ditkas but went with the Ron Mexico's. There were some great suggestions.

Dodgerdude

  

Small-Dorked Fish

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 9:43 AM

YES! YES!, LOSERS, BASK IN THE GLOW THAT IS THE GREATNESS OF THE FISH WITH THE SMALL PENIS! I OWN YOU!

Small-Dorked Fish

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 8:32 PM

Beat It!

Dusty TheHick

  

TrinsTwin18

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 9:06 PM

The Bawl Movements?

TrinsTwin18

  

plurry

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 9:11 PM

the super bowel movements

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005 at 9:29 PM

The Orange Bowel Movements

Dusty TheHick

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