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Confused as hell, 8/7

  

Chrispy

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 9:14 PM

I tuned into the show 10 minutes after it started, and I'm very confused here. Is Arnold actually in studio, or is it someone doing an impression? he's awfully open about sex.

Chrispy

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 9:16 PM

Oy vey

mandeemoo22

  

Farty Face

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 9:19 PM

I TOO DO NOT KNOW IF THIS IS REAL OR NOT. OMG OMG

Farty Face

  

Laxdude

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 9:21 PM

Sheesh. This guy can be funny. I have seen him be funny, he was funny as a guest shilling for Joe Schmo.

Yet we get, at Drew's request, 10 minutes of Arnold Schwarzenegger? Who does Ahhnold anymore?

They taunted people for this on Last Comic Standing, he should know better. (He should also do a better Arnold...but that is beside the point)

Laxdude

  

gouranga3221

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 11:05 PM

This guest / cohost on 8/7 is the worst ever. Who the fuck is this guy? Shitty impressions, no wit, no insight, WTF?
On top of that, this cocksucker was making fun of Adam. Unacceptable.
I don't know what's worse, this dick's "humor", or the fact that Drew actually thought it was funny.

This guy is as much a comedian as Drew: Fuckin' absolute zero.

I hope this guest / cohost / pedophile douchebag bunnyfucker burns to death in a car wreck. What a dumbshit.

gouranga3221

  

Chrispy

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 6:44 AM

*sigh* well, I figured everything out about 30 seconds after posting.

But Still!

When Rob Schneider was in, he made fun of Adam too, but it was a lot more ok with me. He was a pretty smart guy, and had some kind of edge and wit to him.
This guy is not allowed to, though.

Chrispy

  

Small-Dorked Fish

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 7:34 AM

Chrisp, if I remember correctly, "this guy" is Adam's lifelong friend and former roommate.

Small-Dorked Fish

  

LloydLungs

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 8:08 AM

Yeah, Ralph Garman is a longtime Adam friend and really is funny -- you just couldn't tell from last night. Ultimately the new co-host has to be someone that can recognize when Drew is doing bad radio and nip it in the bud.

LloydLungs

  

Beat It!

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 11:16 AM

And no IMPRESSIONS, GOD DAMMIT! Christ, we had to deal with Schneider doing that too. Who's on tonight? Rich Little?

I like Garman in general, but not if we have to deal with impressions.

Beat It!

  

clodhopper

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 2:35 PM

The impression was irritating as hell. After a couple minutes of it I just got bored. I hate people who prop up their entire routine on impressions. Maybe this guy is funny, but he wasn't on this night.

clodhopper

  

smwalker

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 5:27 PM

> And no IMPRESSIONS, GOD DAMMIT!
The only impression I liked was when he was imitating Adams bitching and complaining!!

smwalker

  

Laxdude

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 9:28 PM

I tell you, Drew is a black hole of comedy. For reasons that remain a mystery, only Adam (and maybe Jimmy) are immune. Why Ralph could not tell it was going on too long is beyond me. And then Drew makes him go to it AGAIN. Gah! As Adam has said before, Drew is all about crappy radio.

Maybe Drew has to have touched your penis for him not to steal your funny?

Anyone know what day Jimmy is going to host? I know his show tends to be dark on Thursday (unless it is dark week).

Laxdude

  

Angus Ubangus

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 9:31 PM

Whats the deal with you people, are you all so crazy? I liked that Arnold dude, I ed up at the stuff he was sayin. Whats with this intense rage against everyone who ever co-hosts the show? I mean I realize Adam is a stud and can never be replaced but its only a couple night come on!

Angus Ubangus

  

gouranga3221

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 9:34 PM

You own a ranch in Ojai?

gouranga3221

  

Angus Ubangus

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 9:58 PM

Ojwhaty?

Angus Ubangus

  

gouranga3221

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 10:01 PM

It's a holiday in Cambodia, where people get things done.

gouranga3221

  

Ovid

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 11:04 PM

The Ojai board speaks...you lot are alone...you dream of hot babes....yet you will masturbate and then die, fatties!

Okay, okay, I AM pshysic. Don't ask how. It's a gift.

Ovid

  

Stryker311

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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 11:48 PM

i came into this thing expecting to be unconfused, but the opposite happened. the point is, you mispelled ouji, i dont blame you because it should be "Wee-G". either that or youre referring to a shitty resort town in california called Ojai. Its really creepy if you ask me, and the majority of the people are invovled with a cult or other satanic thing. i went there once, and got lost in the woods. not good times.

Stryker311

  

pookie

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 12:00 AM

Isn't the board "Ouija?"

pookie

  

Stryker311

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 12:13 AM

No.

Stryker311

  

Stryker311

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 12:15 AM

no j/k, it is. I cant believe i corrected someone's spelling error, and then mispelled it myself again a different way.

Stryker311

  

pookie

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 12:16 AM

Because I'm a moron, I like to pronounce it "Wee Jah."

pookie

  

Stryker311

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 12:20 AM

and referring to that chrispy man, youre one of the following: an idiot, not aware of what the g man of california sounds like (ever seen terminator? der der) , or just have never heard Ralph garmans impression. that arnold thing was stupid, but i think it was at the request of drew, so we cant blame the movie beat guy. Ralph is a funny man, especially on the K & B show. and wow, lmao Joe Schmo is by far the funniest thing to emerge out of Spike tv. ever. So funny, definitely watch it if you get the chance. wonder if a third season is in production

Stryker311

  

LloydLungs

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 7:43 AM

Yep, anybody who's seen Joe Schmo knows what Garman is capable of. But, the show is gone for good. At least season 2 is coming out on DVD, apparently.

LloydLungs

  

gouranga3221

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 1:48 PM

www.dolland.net/loveline/sound/drops/ranchinojai.mp3

gouranga3221

  

kastofsna

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 3:50 PM

arec barwin

kastofsna

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 3:55 PM

First of all, I think the first Ouija board was in Baltimore.

Second of all, I don't really think that Ralph Garman would do Loveline full time because he seems to have a pretty nice gig on the TV Guide channel. I mean, it wouldn't seem that way, but they did get Joan and Melissa to switch over to them. But who knows?

mandeemoo22

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 6:20 PM

Tonight Nicole Sullivan from mad tv will co host what are your thoughts on her?

adams_babymomma

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 6:43 PM
Edited Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 6:47 PM

My thoughts on her cannot be discussed in mixed company. Next?


I LIKE BOOBS.

Dusty TheHick

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