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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 9:29 PM I was at a friend's house today, and there was a George Carlin cd playing, the name of which I didn't catch. Anyway, Carlin said that 70 percent of people now believe in Angels. This has me wondering, just for the sake of conversation: how many TLC members believe in Angels? I'll kick us off. I don't believe in Angels. In fact, Angels are counter to the "Higher Power" I've selected to believe in, which is of course, the Chicken God. —gouranga3221 |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 9:32 PM There's no mention of Angels in the Great Magnet brochure I've been perusing. —mikeyfish |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 9:36 PM Well, Jews don't believe in angels at all. However, if you saw Angels in the Outfield, you would know that they are in fact real. —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 9:37 PM Yes, Christopher Lloyd is an Angel. Gregg Allman, however, is No Angel. —mikeyfish |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 9:47 PM I may have to rethink this. It just dawned on me: do chickens have an afterlife? If so, then, in theory, chickens could become Angels, and I need to rethink things. Creating your own religion is tough. A lot of unanswered questions in the beginning. —gouranga3221 |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:16 PM No worries, Gouranga: in the original religion to which angels were attached, they were not dead souls; they were different, created beings who had always been angels. Hey, Mandee: aren't there angels like crazy in the book of Genesis? Actually, aren't there fiery, badass angels all over the entire Pentateuch? Although if you mean "Jews don't believe in hanging up angel-themed suncatchers," more power to y'all. —Dubious Merit |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:34 PM Gregg Allman, however, is No Angel. —mikeyfish Have you gone and let him show you his tattoo yet? —Dusty TheHick |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:39 PM Yes, and he drove me crazy. He started a fire in my heart. —mikeyfish |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:41 PM Smokey the bear would not approve. —catloaf |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:41 PM
Edited Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:44 PM Only whoooo can prevent forest fires? —mikeyfish |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:48 PM Ahh. Good times, Dubious. I'm going to stop overthinking things and just let the chicken do his work. (Her work, I suppose, lest it be a rooster) Let's not get all OT, folks. Who thinks Angels are helping them? C'mon, don't be shy. —gouranga3221 |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:48 PM ONLY me? Jesus christ, all these fires every summer. I had no idea I was supposed to do anything! —mikeyfish |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:49 PM To get back on topic, where the fuck with the Angels on this forest fire situation? I could've used a heads up guys! —mikeyfish |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:50 PM
Edited Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:51 PM You've got to put stones around the fire. And pour plenty of water on it when you leave. And call the Ranger Service when you leave so they can check your work. And file a government form so the FBI can inspect your campsite. And never piss on the fire, it smells horrible. Isn't camping FUN?? —gouranga3221 |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:52 PM Angels. Who believes in them? Some people aren't coming forward. —gouranga3221 |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:58 PM How about you Dusty? No reason to be shy. No one will flame you. *Cries*
This thread STARTED with a topic! Damn those apes!! Damn them all to hell!
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:59 PM Yeah, the Loveline Companion's a mad house. A MAD HOUSE!!!!!! —mikeyfish |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 11:03 PM Didn't the angels try to free the Jews from Egypt--angel of death, dudes sending plagues ect.? No I don't believe in Angels BTW. —bguirk |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 11:12 PM Yeah, and that's why we have Passover. It's a different type of angel. We don't believe in the whole thing where the angels are good and live in heaven and stuff because we don't believe in heaven. —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 11:15 PM How about you Dusty?
You really want to ask the man who's living MY life if he believes in angels?!?!?!
FUCK, I hate my life! —Dusty TheHick |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 11:23 PM You really want to ask the man who's living MY life if he believes in angels?!?!?!
—Dusty TheHick Hehe. I'm not laughing at you, I just love the way you worded that. "The man who's living my life". That's gold. For what it's worth, I hate my life too. We could start the "Absolutely No Fun Club". (If I knew how to make text small, this is where I'd say: "Fuck I hate my life!") —gouranga3221 |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 11:37 PM
Edited Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 11:38 PM Take a pair of angle brackets, and put font size=1 in the first, and /font in the second. —Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 10:07 AM Angels? Aren't all chickens kind of like angels they are all white and they have wings and they don't do anything for anybody. Okay, yes I believe in chickens. I lived on a chicken farm. But, no I do not believe in angels. —Robin |
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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 10:39 AM I emailed a question for Adam about the Great Magnet... maybe he'll elaborate on Angels too! http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/too_late_with_adam_carolla/extras/questions.jhtml —enliteneer |
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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 10:40 AM You even "de-head" a chicken, Robin? Trippy experience. —Ovid |
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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 11:06 AM
Edited Monday, August 8, 2005 at 11:07 AM I used to believe in angels, seeing as I was raised in a religion. Fortunately I now know better. I still think Tyrael is cool though. —Dark Laith |
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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 11:34 AM
Edited Monday, August 8, 2005 at 11:35 AM There are no angels.
There are no ghosts.
There are no aliens visiting our planet regularly. But there are a lot of tards (70% really? REALLY?) who would dispute these three facts. There's a great book by Carl Sagan called "The Demon Haunted World" that touches on these sorts of things. Check it out. —Beat It! |
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Monday, August 8, 2005 at 12:17 PM You even "de-head" a chicken, Robin? Trippy experience. —Ovid No, never chopped their little heads off. We were an egg farm. Most of the dead chickens I handled died out of their own stupidity. —Robin |
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