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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 9:28 AM The "family jewels" of one Brentwood man recently were locked up for two weeks - literally.
On Saturday, July 30, at about 3:40 a.m., Brentwood police assisted ambulance and rescue personnel with a 39-year-old man with a padlock on his testicles. According to police, the man, who police are not identifying, was intoxicated when they arrived on scene. The man reported that the padlock had been on his testicles for two weeks. Cpl. H.D. Wood IV said the man reported that a friend put the lock on his testicles. He was allegedly severely intoxicated and passed out. He told police that when he woke up the padlock was placed around top his scrotum and his friend was gone. "Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said. The man reported to police that he allegedly attempted to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock. He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock. The hospital reported that the man was treated and released without sustaining lasting injury. The Brentwood Fire Department would not comment on the incident, citing patient confidentiality. The motive for the incident is still undetermined, police said. "At this point we are not sure if it was a prank, or if it was an intentional act, or something done during a sexual act," Wood said. The incident is under investigation. Germany or Florida?.... Actually, its New Hampshire. —foob2011 |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 9:54 AM Funny stuff but Pookie already posted this one another thread. —Beat It! |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 11:00 AM not possible, this was in yesterdays newspaper —foob2011 |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 11:43 AM Hey foob, I hate to break it to ya, but I actually did post this same story at 1:12 a.m. in the thread titled, "I had to share this." I had a bout of insomnia last night and I like to keep up on the news. Too bad this isn't an actual GorF. I'd love to hear Adam and Drew's reaction to the story. —pookie |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 11:44 AM Wire service reports aren't always put in the paper the instant they're recieved. —Dubious Merit |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 11:49 AM The online news source that is here in Detroit usually has stories posted even before CNN.com posts it. —pookie |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 12:13 PM
Edited Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 12:14 PM This is a good one... NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Police are on the lookout for the naked tickler. Investigators said they believe one man could be responsible for a series of bizarre break-ins in which a naked man enters victims' rooms while they are sleeping and tries to tickle their feet. The naked tickler struck again in New Smyrna Beach over the weekend. Investigators have been working on five similar, unsolved cases since 2001. Most of the victims are women over age 60, said police Cmdr. Wade Kirby. Kirby said no arrests have yet been made because they don't have a lot to go on. New Smyrna Beach is 44 miles northeast of Orlando. ------------------------------------ It has such a German vibe..yet not. —Ovid |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 12:17 PM Too bad it's been posted here once or twice and possibly already done on air. —chix0r |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 1:23 PM Too bad it's been posted here once or twice and possibly already done on air not possible, this was in yesterdays newspaper —Ovid |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 4:27 PM Hey Ovid! Sorry, dude, but I posted it on Friday, July 22 under the thread titled "GorF." —pookie |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 6:07 PM we had that same tickler thing happen in NH a few months ago too —foob2011 |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 7:25 PM Pookie is right on top of things! I suspect she may actually be commiting these "crimes" herself since she seems to have such an advanced knowledge of them. Only kiddin' Pook, you know I love ya! —catloaf |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 8:38 PM Uh oh. The Loafster is onto me. *goes into hiding* —pookie |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 10:30 PM Come on, boys! My retort was just a take on foob's. I guess I reposted cause the story just really tickled me.  I am suprised I missed it on air? Anyone have a date and/or time? Spanks! —Ovid |
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