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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 at 9:42 PM Up next, handsome mustachioed man delivers news in pleasing baritone. —mikeyfish |
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TrinsTwin18 |
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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 at 9:59 PM Yea, jjmold is BIGTIME pussy. Go choke on some shrimp, ya blowhard. FUR IS MURDER!! —TrinsTwin18 |
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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 at 10:25 PM
Edited Wednesday, August 3, 2005 at 10:25 PM The sky is blue. Rain is wet (except "hell-rain"). Stryker sucks. I like boobs. Tell us something we don't know and shit. 
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Farty Face |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 2:37 AM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 2:38 AM hey ZT- STOP FLIRTING YOU HOMOFAG this is not an AOL E-Date center —Farty Face |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 3:09 AM What's a homofag? Is that a man so queer he's gayed himself back to straight? —catloaf |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:18 AM FUR IS MURDER!! — TrinsTwin18 My eyes rolled so hard I think I pulled something. Put down your paint bucket, you crazy hippie. —Beat It! |
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jjgold |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 8:10 AM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 8:15 AM Everyone in this thread is a hater who has no juice whatsoever. Your opinion means nothing. You are just jealous because you are broke and I am a bigtimer on a hot run. Dusty....I am not done with you son. I no longer accept your apology. It is back on. TrinsTwin.......I am going to wear my mink today in your honor. You are a stupid cunt. —jjgold |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 8:51 AM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 8:51 AM jjgold, do you believe in God? —Faygo |
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000 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 9:06 AM what started this fight? —000 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 9:23 AM ZT.........you are a solid poster. Sharp analysis. I will be keeping my eye on you. I expect big things out of you. Good work. —IsaidGoodDay56 |
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foob2011 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 9:25 AM yeah, may I ask what the hell is going on? —foob2011 |
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Full Meat |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 9:34 AM Yeah, can someone quickly summarize why jjgold is pubic enemy #1 right now? —Full Meat |
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Shocking! |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 10:03 AM I thought the Theo Sucks threads were ugly. We've reached a new level here. —Shocking! |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 10:50 AM jjgold is sadly misunderstood. If he had a publicist everything would get cleared up--the gay for pay rumors, the huge pussy accusations, the needless mockery. Publicist or no everyone should step off if they don't like how he rolls. —bguirk |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 12:38 PM Hey, I like a man who can wear a mink coat and is proud that he can pay for "high class" hookers. —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:11 PM Hey! I'm no hippie. I was kidding about the fur thing. :) But, HEY JJHOMOFAG, FUCK YOU! ROT IN HELL YOU COCK SUCKING FAG! YOU ARE A FUCK-FACED, CANDY ASSED, MOTHERFUCKING FLETCHER! YOU ARE FULL OF STINKY SHIT AND YOU ARE A FUCKING BALD, FAT, BROKE JIZZMOPPER. GO FUCKING SHOOT YOURSELF "GANGSTA" STYLE AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING WHORES WITH YOU PUSSY! That's for calling me a cunt. —TrinsTwin18 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:25 PM "You are full of stinky shit" lmao —foob2011 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:29 PM Hey, he called me a cunt. *"unacceptable" drop* —TrinsTwin18 Count yourself lucky, he's called people much worse. He has threatened people's kids. He has insulted their genitalia. He has an edge, that's what makes him a bigtimer and quite possilby my favorite poster in the forum. —bguirk |
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TrinsTwin18 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:34 PM Yeah whatever. If he's your favorite why don't you marry him? Yeah, take that. Sorry, I'm a little insulted out. Bguirk, I hope you have been kidding this whole time about sticking up for jjhomofag...probably not, which is sad. —TrinsTwin18 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:52 PM I didn't realize "Fletcher" had become an insult. —chix0r |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:57 PM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:58 PM I didn't realize "Fletcher" had become an insult. —chix0r Maybe they meant feltcher? Yeah whatever. If he's your favorite why don't you marry him? Yeah, take that. Sorry, I'm a little insulted out. Bguirk, I hope you have been kidding this whole time about sticking up for jjhomofag...probably not, which is sad. —TrinsTwin18 Already married so can't do it. Stick around, he'll grow on you. It took me awhile. I was once like you but somehow I learned to look past the harsh mink covered exterior and see that he does have a heart of gold. I'll tell you what is sad though--how much I've been hanging out here today. No more until I start playing poker tonight. —bguirk |
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chix0r |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 2:03 PM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 2:03 PM >>Maybe they meant feltcher? Yes, that would be what I was attempting to point out. And it's felcher. But she could've just been insulting him and Fletcher from Pennywise at the same time, you never know. —chix0r |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 2:13 PM I'm happy I didn't know how to spell that word. Oops, I'm not saying anything. —bguirk |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 3:13 PM bguirk is top notch. He gets it. One day we will meet up in LV or AC and dine on shellfish and drink dark beers. We will then hit the 21 tables and show the tourists how to live. If we have a good run I will get some ladies to join us on a helicopter tour over the strip. The next day we will relax poolside and drink exotic cocktails while we make fun of families and other losers. —jjgold |
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Passionate_Man |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 3:18 PM or youll hit a streak of bad luck and start blowing trannies for chips. but good times though. —Passionate_Man |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 3:18 PM I thought that was someone mocking JJ until I saw the sig. —chix0r |
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jjgold |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 3:23 PM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 3:26 PM Chix0r....you are invited when you turn 21. I will help you celebrate by getting you some drinks with umbrellas. For dessert you can order flan. —jjgold |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 3:27 PM Thanks for helping out PM. You are not all bad. I think you are actually a solid guy........unlike that cunt from Fort Collins.......she is fucking worthless (not to mention fat and ugly). —jjgold |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:12 PM adams_babymomma.......what are your stats? I would also like your a/s/l. If everything checks out I will welcome you into my crew with open arms. It is important that you are not a member of PETA and that you are not allergic to shellfish. I am currently snacking on some Parmigiano Reggiano. Do you have a passion for exotic cheese? —jjgold |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:15 PM I like cheese and making fun of families. Can I come too? —mandeemoo22 |
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Passionate_Man |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:15 PM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:16 PM ^^rofl (to jj, mandee that was as funny as cancer) —Passionate_Man |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:16 PM These are the stats "she's" giving out. —chix0r |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:18 PM I like when people make MySpace's like that, so you can't actually read anything without highlighting it with your cursor. Good times! —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:19 PM But you can see all the crazy glitter and the stripper gif. —chix0r |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:29 PM It wasn't whale cancer, was it? —catloaf |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:32 PM No, it was llama cancer. I think that's worse than pancreatic. —mandeemoo22 |
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chix0r |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:34 PM Feeding llamas is fun. —chix0r |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:35 PM I've never done that, but I have a relative who has a llama farm (in Baltimore, which is weird). I have fed a giraffe before and it licked me. —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:36 PM A llama bit off my uncle's hand. I'll kindly thank you to not discuss llamas when I'm around. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:37 PM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:37 PM I had my entire hand in a bison's mouth once. —chix0r |
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pookie |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:37 PM *hands chix some Purell* —pookie |
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chix0r |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:38 PM It was a few years ago, so I've been disinfected a few times since..but thanks. —chix0r |
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pookie |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:39 PM Yeah, but still —pookie |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:41 PM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:44 PM *shrugs* I was pretty mad but I didn't know enough insults so I looked them up. I was reading fast and it was an unfamiliar word. New word=risky. I have pretty much accepted that no matter what, I'm gonna spell one important wrong in every single post I make. I feel that I need an editor. Dusty or catloaf are good at catching my mistake, perhaps I shall choose one of them. Good authors still need editors. :) bguirk, you still seem like an alright person. Sorry to bash you and I'm glad your comeback was not so harsh. You have the right to choose whoever you want to be your friend, idiot or not. Sorry dude. Good luck with your poker. Oh, and I am far from fat and ugly, you balding, 305 pound piece of monkey shit. DAMN! Where did all these posts come from?! Sorry to interrupt your llama convo. Editedit: Please don't point out the edit button. I know perfectly well where it is. Thank you. :P —TrinsTwin18 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:43 PM You kiss your mother with that mouth? ;) —catloaf |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:44 PM I nearly got eaten alive by a camel over the summer... —catloaf |
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chix0r |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:45 PM I was handfeeding it and it just sort of..ate my whole hand. —chix0r |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:46 PM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:46 PM That sounds really hot, catloaf. Oh, ok, chix. I thought that you just kind of stuck it in there to see what it would do. I figured you were smarter than that anyway. —mandeemoo22 |
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chix0r |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:46 PM Yup. And moist. —chix0r |
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jjgold |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:53 PM This thing is tore up from the floor up.
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mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:57 PM Oh, stop it. So, jjgold, you never answered my question. —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:01 PM Amanda......you are a member of the tribe so I will always have mixed feelings toward you. I loathe my own Jewish background but I admire others. Your love of cheese scores big points in my book. You are also a pretty smart cookie since even though we have taken shots at each other you have never escalated the situation (ie TrinsTwin). That is wise. You seem seem to be a solid individual and you are from Ballmer. That is one of my hometowns. Yes, when you are of age you are welcome to join us for good times in a casino setting. —jjgold |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:13 PM Cum guzzler. Man, this game is getting old quick, just like you buddy. Get a hint. Fuck off. —TrinsTwin18 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:15 PM Would it be mean to say I think that pig is cuter than Trins? —chix0r |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:19 PM chix0r.......you are not only beautiful and cool but you are also fucking hilarious. Hats off and cheers. —jjgold |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:39 PM Haha, I think the pig is cuter than me too! With the little glasses and the necklaces, how is it not? —TrinsTwin18 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:46 PM I don't know about 305 lbs. I think jj goof is a five-foot four , 120 lb. loser with a Napoleon complex. Have'nt you all noticed that the small guy's are always aggressive loudmouth assholes! — cab-merlot |
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TrinsTwin18 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 7:01 PM Yeah, but he bragged about his hugeness (300 pounds) AND his smallness (2.5 inches) on other boards. Should he really be bragging about that? Yes, cause then we can make fun of him. —TrinsTwin18 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 7:25 PM I have pretty much accepted that no matter what, I'm gonna spell one important wrong in every single post I make. - Trins Or perhaps even forget a word completely. Come on, I had to... —Beat It! |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 7:39 PM If he is 300 plus and cut he would have to be the greatest bodybuilder who ever lived . If he is a power-lifter and 300 lbs he's probaly just a useless stupid fat fuck. Like all power-lifters. — cab-merlot |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 7:45 PM I'll tell you what, jjgold, you don't have class or style or looks or many other good human traits. But you're honest and clearly a man who sticks to his guns - which makes you rare indeed. You've got moxie, kid, and I have changed my opinion of you. So next time you're staring a showgirl or high-priced European call girl in the navel, have a drink from me. Mazel tov. —Beat It! |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 7:47 PM That sounds like a compliment straight from Mandee. —catloaf |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 7:48 PM Well if you're gonna learn, learn from the best. —Beat It! |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 8:01 PM Hell yeah! I'm so glad my love of cheese has finally paid off. —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 8:12 PM Aw damn. I think it's all the weed I smoke, man. First, I spell a word wrong, then I fucking forget a whole other one! Dur. Thanks Beat. You, catloaf, and Dusty are highly appreciated. :) —TrinsTwin18 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 9:54 PM *takes a huge bong hit* Fuck yeah! Heh heh...HEY!! Wait...I'm not retarded...What's going on? —TrinsTwin18 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 11:02 PM What the FUCK has happened to this site? Seems like everytime I check in here its nothing but posts of stupid kids talking shit, what happened?? Thanks to Kevin and all the other who still try... —illyB |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 11:04 PM You might as well join in on the nana biscuits. It's a hell of a toboggan ride. —gouranga3221 |
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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 11:07 PM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 11:12 PM Dusty....I am not done with you son. I no longer accept your apology. It is back on. -jjmold You TERRIFY me, Princess.
...and is proud that he can pay for "high class" hookers.
—mandeemoo22 He can't. His "FRIEND" paid for her, remember?
HEY JJHOMOFAG, FUCK YOU! ROT IN HELL YOU COCK SUCKING FAG! YOU ARE A FUCK-FACED, CANDY ASSED, MOTHERFUCKING FELCHER! YOU ARE FULL OF STINKY SHIT AND YOU ARE A FUCKING BALD, FAT, BROKE JIZZMOPPER. GO FUCKING SHOOT YOURSELF "GANGSTA" STYLE AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING WHORES WITH YOU PUSSY!
—TrinsTwin18
Quoted for truth.
who's jjgold??
—adams_babymomma NOBODY!
If he is 300 plus and cut he would have to be the greatest bodybuilder who ever lived . If he is a power-lifter and 300 lbs he's probaly just a useless stupid fat fuck. Like all power-lifters.
— cab-merlot
Well said. You are a solid poster. I'll be keeping my eye one you. I expect big things...blah-blah-blah.
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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 2:02 AM bguirk is top notch. He gets it. One day we will meet up in LV or AC and dine on shellfish and drink dark beers. We will then hit the 21 tables and show the tourists how to live. If we have a good run I will get some ladies to join us on a helicopter tour over the strip. The next day we will relax poolside and drink exotic cocktails while we make fun of families and other losers. —jjgold Faygo.......I imagine you have never placed a wager or banged a broad in the back of a warehouse. You don't know how to live. —jjgold Let me get this straight. Do you bang the "broads" in the warehouse before or after the helicopter ride? —IsaidGoodDay56 |
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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 5:49 AM *foob enters* —Passionate_Man Sorry, I wasnt able to, I was at a friends house last night. Trins, you smoke weed? Dusty, you seem to know what is going on around here, (and now that the TPAM thread has hit 1000, I will be able to focus more on other threads) so can you please explain to me the fracture that now exists in the forum and the posters. I am totally out of the picture on this one. WHY IS EVERYONE FIGHTING?! MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!!!! —foob2011 |
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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 5:49 AM Thanks for the synopsis Dusty. Saved me some time reading. If you are not brave enough to post your photo on your profile then you are probably a liar. —Serfergerl |
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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 7:14 AM "One day we will meet up in LV or AC and dine on shellfish and drink dark beers. We will then hit the 21 tables and show the tourists how to live. If we have a good run I will get some ladies to join us on a helicopter tour over the strip. The next day we will relax poolside and drink exotic cocktails while we make fun of families and other losers." ------JJGOLD telling Bguirk the plan
Bguirk. i hope you are up for this man. I hear jjgold has a nasty temper when someone strays even a little from the itinerary.
Bguirk: Yea, on second thought waitress, ill take a Medium Draft. JJgold:( Kicks the table over, slaps the waitress, rains hell down on bguirk).
A rope ladder is thrown down, and jjgold with two hookers in one arm flys off underneath a helicopter, trying his ass off to hang onto both hookers at the same time. Who cares tho, its all about looking good am I right. —AbsolutCarib |
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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 7:18 AM Funniest thing ive ever seen. JJGOLD inviting someone out for a casual hang out.
We will meet up at 6:25. Ill be wearing a blue jump suit and you preferably something that matches me. We will head east on I-95 for 20 minutes. We will speak and exchange stories on the way. As we arrive two pool boys will hand us our first of many tanned oak chips for the center table at the Imporium lounge hold em table....
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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 7:32 AM
Edited Friday, August 5, 2005 at 8:20 AM There is no travelling east on I-95. I-95 is a north-south route. Interstates with numbers that end in or are odd single numbers are north-south routes. Even numbers are west-east routes. That includes I-24 in IL, KY, and TN. It moves from NW to SE (but with a lot of north-south movement) and is still a west-east route. Also includes I-82 in OR and WA. This one mostly goes south to north. :disbelief: Also, the little sticks on the side of the interstate every mile are more than just concurrent numbers. They tell you how far you are from the state line. The numbers increase in value from south to north and from west to east. So if you're heading east through Nebraska on I-80 and the mile marker says 256, you have approximately 200 miles left in that state. Nebraska on I-80 is 455 miles wide from WY all the way over to IA. This works better if you're travelling west, as most of you probably don't know exactly how many miles are in each state.
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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 7:34 AM Christ i wish i hadnt used "east on I-95". Took all the attention away from the hilarity. Not a bad tho Colin, I didnt know that stuff. Are you some kind of highway expert? Or am i an asshole? —AbsolutCarib |
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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 7:59 AM It was funny. I was just laughing to myself, and I'm sure others who read it didn't feel the need to let you in on the error. —Colin |
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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 8:17 AM AC the comedy wasn't lost. Well done, you are a solid poster, I expect big things from you and you deliver. Colin, that's a cool little factoid. I'd never realized that. —Beat It! |
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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 10:22 AM >>Not a bad tho Colin, I didnt know that stuff. Are you some kind of highway expert? He's a trucker. —chix0r |
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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 10:24 AM Come on baby, easy with the labels... ;-) —Colin |
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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 10:30 AM A couple pics of my new ride. 2005 Peterbilt with a god awful 9 speed transmission. The miniumum for west coast mountain driving is 10 speeds with 13 being the best choice. :disbelief:  
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