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ZT-In-Exile

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 at 7:49 PM

Post pictures of Waffle Crappers here.

ZT-In-Exile

  

mikeyfish

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 at 7:58 PM

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I would love for Jessica Biel to crap on my waffle.

mikeyfish

  

foob2011

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 at 8:12 PM

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo-lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit

foob2011

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 at 9:31 PM

Haven't we already done this? Oh, wait...you're right...it IS worth doing again.

Dusty TheHick

  

clodhopper

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 at 10:05 PM

Jessica Biel is smoking hot, but her most recent movie just looks like the crap without the waffle.

clodhopper

  

mikeyfish

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 at 10:23 PM

Stealth? Yeah, looks awful. And I'm surprised at the advertising they did for it. About half of the commercials featured a scene of her in a bikini. THOSE commercials made me want to see the movie; that bikini blinded me to the awfulness of the movie, which is on full display in the bikini-less ads. Why do they even run ads without the bikini? It looks like a POS direct to video movie!

mikeyfish

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 at 10:28 PM

Just THAT movie? hehe

Dusty TheHick

  

Margin Walker

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 12:44 AM

I own the wafflecrapper@walla.com e-mail address, but I'm a dude so it doesn't make a lot of sense.

Margin Walker

  

clodhopper

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 12:53 AM

Seems she's adopted Adam's sink peeing habit.

clodhopper

  

GooseAss

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:25 AM

the lovely, talented ms. mandy moore

GooseAss

  

Logo Lou

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 7:42 AM

Biel's recent movie is crap? Haven't ALL of Biel's movies been crap? Although I think see can act if she tries, unlike the smoking hot Jessica Alba, who can't act at all. She's Denise Richards level bad.

Logo Lou

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 9:27 AM

Woohoo, someone else who likes Mandy Moore.

http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/mandymoore3.JPG

I strongly suggest we post links instead of images, so we can keep thread load times down.

Dark Laith

  

GooseAss

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 10:32 AM

no no no i don't like mandy, i LOVE mandy

i was reading US Weekly the other day and discovered that MM and i wear the same size pants (8 womens). i felt special.

GooseAss

  

Small-Dorked Fish

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 11:26 AM

She was surprisingly good in "Saved!". At least, I'm pretty sure it was her.

Small-Dorked Fish

  

GooseAss

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 11:52 AM

it was indeed her

she was also pretty funny on that osbourne's xmas special last year

GooseAss

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 12:33 PM

You wear women's pants? I'm not judging or anything, I mean, it's kinda hot, but I was just wondering.

mandeemoo22

  

GooseAss

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:05 PM

just sometimes. i have a hard time finding men's pants that fit snugly in the ass and crotch. i guess they tailor pants these days to fit 35 year office workers with a dumpy ass. anyway i have a pair of express girl jeans that fit really well, and a lot of the womens' diesel stuff fits me too.

GooseAss

  

GooseAss

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:06 PM

also, anyone notice the tan line on whoever that chick in the thong is at the top? it's also funny how they've got her panties pulled up almost up to her bellybutton. what is this, 1992?

GooseAss

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:08 PM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:10 PM

Yeah. I like that tan line. Gives me a funny feeling in my Charlie Browns.

mikeyfish

  

rayray

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:41 PM

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rayray

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:45 PM

I can't believe Kate Bosworth is playing Lois Lane.

mikeyfish

  

foob2011

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:46 PM

*jaw drop* look at the last one's eyes, see anything just a little off?

foob2011

  

rayray

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:50 PM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:53 PM

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rayray

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:51 PM

Even with brown hair. She just doesn't make me think "Lois Lane".

mikeyfish

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 1:52 PM

Links.

Mandy Moore is hot.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 2:00 PM

I strongly suggest we post links instead of images, so we can keep thread load times down. — Dark Laith

Quoted because some people aren't listening to a very good suggestion.

Beat It!

  

foob2011

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 2:00 PM


foob2011

  

chix0r

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 2:51 PM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 2:57 PM

Vida Guerra

Kim Smith

Catherine Bell

Kelly Brook

The following were already posted by me or someone else last time we did this, but it never hurts to see them again I guess.

Adriana Lima

Ana Beatriz Barros

Elin Grindemyr

Elisha Cuthbert

Natalie Portman

I've also been looking for an excuse to post this pic for a while.

chix0r

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 5:56 PM

Avril Lavigne? She's not even kind of attractive.

mandeemoo22

  

GooseAss

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:41 PM

GooseAss

  

mikeyfish

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:43 PM

It's Mil(l)a time!

mikeyfish

  

GooseAss

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:44 PM

GooseAss

  

TrinsTwin18

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:45 PM

I think, even though I am a girl, that Natalie Portman and Charlize Theron are the two most gorgeous and glamorous waffle crappers in Hollywood.

TrinsTwin18

  

catloaf

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 6:47 PM

Gwen Stefani and Janet Jackson. My waffle crapper lesbo shortlist.

catloaf

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 7:18 PM
Edited Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 7:19 PM

Laith, join me won't you in some applause for Chix0r.

Oh, and another round of applause for her TRULY understanding what a waffle-crapper is. Stellar list.

And, Goose, Maya Rudolph? Really? REALLY?

Beat It!

  

GooseAss

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 7:49 PM

yeah it's not the best pic of maya but if there's anyone who can crap on my waffle, it's her. she's hilarious.

GooseAss

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 8:28 PM

Gwen Stefani = Waffle Crapper Janet Jackson = a peice of crap

Bangable does not equal Waffle Crapper!

Mila Jovavich = no

Mila Kunis = Yes

Tina Fey sort of cute. No Gwen Steffani.

Amy Poller = the book is still out on her bangabilty. She was on Upright Citizens Brigade, right? I don't know, I need more research done.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

Farty Face

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 9:43 PM

"Mila Jovavich = no"


HOMOSEXUAL

Farty Face

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 10:47 PM

Here

are

mine.

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 10:53 PM

Please see a doctor Dusty. Please.

bguirk

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 11:01 PM

Okay, I have decided who I will allow to crap on my waffles:

If I were a lesbian:

Yasmine Bleeth
Scarlett Johansson
Rachel Leigh Cook
Natalie Portman
I know people don't really like her, but still
Heather Graham
Kelly Kapowski
Zeta
I would do her even though I'm straight
Who wouldn't do her

Men of crapping on waffles:
Obviously
Matthew Broderick
Christopher Sieber (I know he's gay)
Christian Slater
Chris Meloni
Eddie Izzard
Hank Azaria
Jeff Goldblum
Johnny Depp
Liev Schreiber
David Eigenberg
Michael C Hall
Michael Ian Black
Paul Rudd
Norbert Leo Butz
Dan Renzi (another gay)
John Stamos
Billy Crudup
Hugh Jackman
Ken Jennings
Scott Weiland
For Catloaf
Craig Ferguson
Robert Downey Jr
Jason Bateman
Jon Stewart
Kermie
For Hash
Colin Quinn
Andy Meeks
Conan
AH
OH HELL YEAH!

I know that was a lot, but I felt the need to make up for all the girl pictures that have been on here.

mandeemoo22

  

Margin Walker

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Thursday, August 4, 2005 at 11:54 PM

"Mila Jovavich = no"


HOMOSEXUAL

—Farty Face

Big time

Margin Walker

  

pookie

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 12:05 AM

Uh, mandee? Bob Saget AND John Stamos? Why not grab Dave Coulier and go for the Full House hat trick?

pookie

  

pookie

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 12:06 AM

Mila has been married a couple of times. I don't know if she still is married to her second husband, though.

pookie

  

Faygo

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 12:09 AM

Stop it you guys! Polar Bear will be upset!

Faygo

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 12:41 AM

Why not grab Dave Coulier and go for the Full House hat trick?

I'm not really into Coulier, but I'd be willing to go for Comet.

mandeemoo22

  

HocusPocus

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 1:28 AM

I feel more like posting pictures of gorgeous hot guys right now:

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just to show that you dont have to wear eyeliner to be that kind of hot.

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HocusPocus

  

gouranga3221

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 1:46 AM
Edited Friday, August 5, 2005 at 1:46 AM

Jessica Beil is so hot.

I'd eat a whole red bucket of waffles that had been crapped on by her. Jesus mother effin christ, she is a smokin' piece of ass.

I gotta go, so I can, ummm.. Dance with a chicken, I mean.. uh.. wack off to Jessica, I mean, uhhh.. dance with a chicken, yeah, that's it.

gouranga3221

  

Dark Laith

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 9:12 AM

You can tell who the smart people are, they post links.

Dark Laith

  

000

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 10:58 AM

000

  

Colin

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 11:29 AM

chix0r: Who is the woman that belongs to those boobs in your last link?

I've also been looking for an excuse to post this pic for a while. - chix0r

Colin

  

oh-for

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 12:28 PM

Good pic, chix. I think it might be her, colin. Good times. Chix also has an awesome list, with GREAT pictures. Are you sure you're not a lesbian? Good times, and nice work, either way. Nice list mandee, but not the best pics of your picks. And I didn't see any brown shorts in your list.

oh-for

  

chix0r

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 12:37 PM
Edited Friday, August 5, 2005 at 12:38 PM

I don't know who she is. It's just a pic I found in someone's livejournal. And no, not a lesbian..but I still appreciate beauty.

chix0r

  

oh-for

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 12:47 PM

Thank god.

oh-for

  

chix0r

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 1:11 PM
Edited Friday, August 5, 2005 at 1:11 PM

You have really weird taste in men, Mandee. I agree with you on some counts, but..yeah. Also, your Scott Russo link needs fixing.

I'm not doing male waffle crappers, but here're my favorite actors (in order) based on looks and/or roles.

Johnny Depp
Val Kilmer
Jake Gyllenhaal
Christian Bale
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
Ewan McGregor
Peter Facinelli
Jude Law
Brad Pitt
Ethan Hawke
Heath Ledger
Benno Fürmann
Ryan Philippe
Leonardo DiCaprio
Ralph Fiennes
Antonio Banderas
Christian Slater
Dominic Purcell
Joaquin Phoenix
Ashton Kutcher
Benicio Del Toro

chix0r

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 1:14 PM

I know I have weird taste. But those are some fine choices as well, chix.

mandeemoo22

  

GooseAss

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 1:25 PM

more hollywood slutz please

GooseAss

  

Margin Walker

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 2:03 PM

I don't like the direction this thread went in.

Margin Walker

  

catloaf

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 3:50 PM


Anneliese van der Pol

catloaf

  

Colin

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 4:11 PM
Edited Friday, August 5, 2005 at 4:29 PM

She looks like a younger, thinner version of Nia Vardalos.

Colin

  

chix0r

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 4:13 PM

Uh oh, I don't have permission to access that pic.

chix0r

  

foob2011

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 4:16 PM

lol

foob2011

  

pookie

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 4:18 PM

Neither do I. I was FORBIDDEN.

pookie

  

oh-for

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 4:21 PM

Me 2

oh-for

  

Colin

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 4:31 PM

Try it now, homies...

Colin

  

foob2011

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 4:48 PM

I bet she doesnt have that retarded smile

foob2011

  

chix0r

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 5:02 PM
Edited Friday, August 5, 2005 at 5:31 PM

>>Mila Jovavich = no

How could anyone not love Mila? She was soo cute as Leeloo.

chix0r

  

catloaf

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 5:09 PM


Another hottie.

catloaf

  

Colin

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 5:12 PM

I still haven't watched all of the previous and final season of NYPD Blue (I do have it on VHS). I'm pretty sure I'll cry my eyes out.

boo hoo wahhhh

Colin

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 5:21 PM

How could anyone not love Mila? She was soo cute as Leeloo.

Um, because she's just kind of ugly. She's not even mildly attractive like Sandra Bollock. I don't know who Leeloo is but your link is broken. And while we're at it, Angelina Jolie is not hot. She looks very white trashy.

Anneliese van der Pol

She's hot.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

chix0r

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 5:30 PM

Sandra's nose is ugly. Link works fine for me but I'll save the pic and host it anyway.

chix0r

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 5:57 PM

Hash, I TOTALLY agree!

...and I LIKE Sandra Buttocks' nose, chix.

Dusty TheHick

  

GooseAss

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 6:21 PM

how did i forget keira knightly?!

SPLURT SPLURT

ps i luv the direction this thread is taking

GooseAss

  

Passionate_Man

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 6:25 PM

eat a fucking twinkie bitch.

Passionate_Man

  

Long-time listener

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 6:47 PM

Underrated:

Monica Bellucci (the matrix)

Uma Thurman

Highly rated, but never overrated:

Scarlett Johansson

Elicia Cuthbert

Marissa Tomei

Demi Moore

Gwen

Angelina

Long-time listener

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 8:31 PM

I don't think Uma Thurman is underrated. She seems pretty rated to me.

mandeemoo22

  

GooseAss

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 8:36 PM
Edited Friday, August 5, 2005 at 8:42 PM

oh, good call on uma. she's great even though she has dad hands. i saw a picture of her in a bikini that was amazing, especially considering she is like 37 and has a kid or two. that takes a lot of work.

edit- i like how keira knightly and i have the same physique (but my necklace is cooler)

GooseAss

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 9:38 PM

I also like how you and Keira Knightly have the same physique.

Rachel Bilson
Robin
Michelle Williams
Liv Tyler
Julia Stiles
Jolene Blalock
Ibis
Coral
Thora Birch
Ashley Judd
Alicia Silverstone

mandeemoo22

  

oh-for

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 9:41 PM

NOW who's not on the hub?

oh-for

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 9:43 PM

Gah!

mandeemoo22

  

Ovid

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 10:34 PM

I have a picture of me grabbing Bilson's butt!

Ovid

  

pookie

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 10:46 PM

Ovid, you realize, of course, that you MUST post it.

pookie

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, August 5, 2005 at 10:56 PM

Yeah, you have to. It's the rules.

mandeemoo22

  

GooseAss

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 6:23 AM

speaking of rachel bilson, how could i forget samaire armstrong?!

GooseAss

  

Ovid

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 12:45 PM

Samire Armstrong is smoking...

Here is the picture. Please don't repost it anywhere. It is crappy, so I don't see why you would anyway...

Username: Love Password: line

I went to school with Rachel. She is extraordinarily nice and a sweetheart. Hopefully she hasn't changed.

Ovid

  

GooseAss

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 8:27 PM

well done sir! now have her hook me up with samaire.

GooseAss

  

mandeemoo22

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 8:30 PM

Niiiice. Was this for the yearbook or something?

mandeemoo22

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 11:57 AM
Edited Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 12:25 PM

Uma Thurman Ew.

Robin No.

Julia Stiles No.

Jolene Blalock Okay, not a WC.

Avril Lavegne Not a WC, but she is on some other list. I'd defintely bang her.

My list would pwn your lists if I could remember names.

Jordana Brewster

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 7:47 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

MajandraFan

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 9:02 PM

Qi Shu

Tsugumi

Miwako Ichikawa

Megumi Okina

Misaki Ito

Yukie Nakama

Lindy Booth

Jana Pallaske

Julia Filimonow

Lene Marlin

Melanie Garside


Lauren Hoffman



Monique Brumby

Sierra Swan

Kellie Hoggart

Kathleen de Leon



Gülben Ergen

Angela Kelly

Mia Baker

Ananda Lewis


Amy Kwolek

Vanessa Lengies

Stephanie Leonidas

Saul Williams

Clive Owen

Devin Townsend

Rik Mayall

Yul Brynner

Luca Zingaretti

Hugh Grant

MajandraFan

  

Theo

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 9:08 PM

the girl from smallville that plays lana......kristen kruek or krueck....she could crap on my waffles any day

Theo

  

Ovid

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 9:13 PM
Edited Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 9:16 PM

"Stephanie Leonidas"

How do you know about her?!!! Tell me!!! NOW!!!!

Edit: Oh wait, you are obliviously a cockney.

Ovid

  

Ovid

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 9:14 PM

Niiiice. Was this for the yearbook or something?

"Senior paper" Basicially the same thing.

Ovid

  

pookie

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Sunday, August 7, 2005 at 9:15 PM

Dusty! I love Leo La Porte!

pookie

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