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Monday, August 1, 2005 at 11:36 PM as dictated by the eyes of a little girl and encouraged by the church: MY BROTHER GORDON: Erin's brother deals with polio but together they trust God. When my brother, Gordon, was 3 months old, he was diagnosed with polio from taking the oral polio vaccine. My mom was so strong and showed a lot of courage in those months at the hospital. We really had to trust God to pull us through the hard times. Now Mom is trying to keep other children from getting polio. In March of 1998, she talked to many people about the risk of taking an oral vaccine for polio. During the fall of 1998, my parents went to Denver, Colorado, and met with members of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. I am very proud to say that since their trip, the committee handling vaccines in the United States recommended polio vaccines be given as shots [which are considered safer]. My brother is 7 years old and attends Nova Elementary School. He’s on a ventilator but is very active even though most of his body is paralyzed. Gordon plays and talks on the computer. He likes reading and listening to tapes. I love my mom and brother. I accepted Jesus Christ as my Savior on September 8, 1992, two days after my mom’s birthday, and trust God very much" Erin, 12
Tennessee Nice sentence structure, punctuation and speeeeeling for a 12 year old in that post, eh? Point is... when it comes to the alimighty tithing tray, Jesus heals! Jesus sees all and knows all! ... even when the docs told mom and dad the risks of little Gordon taking the oral dose of a polio vaccine.. I'm left wondering why in the first place, holy little Gordon HAD to take the oral dose anyways? Perhaps it's new baptist church policy that being stuck with a needle will only let satan in? Whack job nut cases... I was just in a nasty car wreck, an opiated young teen male ran smack into me... T-bone. The only thing that hurts on me is my left titty cause of the seat belt slice... I suppose I should be praising jesus at this point? eh.. I feel sorry for the guy who hit me... really... they are throwing the book at him, and my insurance company is going after his family tooth and nail since he was under 18 and driving mom's car... I don't approve of all that... Just fix my car door and replace the window/repack the airbag.... it's all good... no sense ruining dudes life over a mistake like that.... He's learned his lesson already! Jesus not involved! Yeah, point in all that... I forgive, even without Jeebus! Discuss.. Your pal, Jar_con
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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 at 5:48 AM A "Jeebus" mention never fails to crack me up. Love me some Homer. And it's the episode that gave us "bouncy, bouncy." —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 at 6:15 PM Jar_Con, what was it like when the airbag puffed out? A friend of mine got in a fender bender and was alright aside from the airbag punching her and leaving her face puffy for a couple weeks... and I wonder if the airbag would do more damage since I wear glasses. —ProfessorCarbuncle |
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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 at 6:29 PM Prof. Carbuncle: (I am answering you in this thread as to keep the other one On Topic) I took Graphic Arts all throughout high school. I also used to work briefly at a print shop. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 at 8:20 PM The lord works in mysterious ways. Trust him and you will be saved.
Or, totally fucked, whatever, ya know? Point is.. jesUs SAVEs —gouranga3221 |
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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 at 10:18 PM Jar_Con, what was it like when the airbag puffed out? A friend of mine got in a fender bender and was alright aside from the airbag punching her and leaving her face puffy for a couple weeks... and I wonder if the airbag would do more damage since I wear glasses. Since I was t-boned, the airbag didn't go off @ impact, I guess my 90's chariot -o- piece of shit only has front impact? I dunno... But those sensors were obviously effected as when the tow driver was disconnecting the battery, he shorted his greasy screwdriver on the frame and POOF! sounded like an overinflated helium balloon popping... He had some sort of smart ass comment about "good thing it wasn't your fault, that shit is expensive to fix!" Glad he enjoys his job.. But yeah, I wouldn't want to be infront of that judging by the sonic boom it created... Glasses could be deadly... Afterall, it is all fun and games until someone loses an eye. —Jar_Con |
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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 at 10:44 PM After the trial, Kobe had to add an 'O' to his WWJD keychain so it would be What Would OJ Do? —Ragemanchoo |
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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 at 10:22 AM Fuckin 12 year old bitches...when will they learn? —Ovid |
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 1:19 AM
Edited Saturday, August 6, 2005 at 1:27 AM With my keen eye, I noticed that gouranga3321 hid the secret message "U SAVE" in his post, while typing jesUs SAVEs.
Which kind of reminds me of my theory that the popular Christian phrase that goes "God helps those who help themselves" is really the most blatant give away, to the Does God Exist?? question.
God cant actually DO anything until you do it. He should still get the credit for it though.
All the training and studying, mental and physical when preparing for any of lifes tests had nothing to do with you achieving the goal. It was god.
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