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junior college dropout

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 12:42 AM

Is the Aceman ever wrong? A living example of one of his famous rants.



junior college dropout

  

Masteel

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 1:19 AM

That’s interesting. I don’t get the molester vibe from that guy, from the facts presented in the story. He used to be an assistant coach at the University of Miami, I don’t think he realized the difference in settings. Though, I wonder if he would drop his pants and use his penis as a “lesson” to a bunch of 6’8” black guys who would then probably point and laugh, as his would be much smaller than theirs, and they would probably say, “hell no, we don’t got anything that small!”

Funny story though.

Masteel

  

SongOfTheBong

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 1:30 AM

tony gonzalez has a gigantic donger. he is dating vida guerra.

SongOfTheBong

  

Forest Spirit

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 8:27 AM

Took place in Florida. Figures.

Forest Spirit

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 11:37 AM

ZT-In-Exile

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 1:59 PM

I would say someone should call it in, but the football makes it obvious.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 4:08 PM

Well, if you say football, it could mean soccer too.

mandeemoo22

  

no! cannot have!

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 5:21 PM

However, he was a baseball coach, which is obviously American. Someone could just call in and say coach.

no! cannot have!

  

foob2011

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 7:54 PM

Q: What did the straight guy say to the gay guy?

A: That penis is NOT a chair!

foob2011

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 9:00 PM

Very nice, foob.

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 9:29 PM

tony gonzalez has a gigantic donger. he is dating vida guerra.

—SongOfTheBong


Who the fuck are THEY? Nevermind...I decided I don't care.

Dusty TheHick

  

SongOfTheBong

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 9:46 PM

tony gonzalez is the best tight end in the fucking nfl. he is mexican but he can block like a tackle and catch like a receiver. he brings double coverage everywhere he goes which is the reason as to why the chiefs offense is the most dominant in the nfl.

SongOfTheBong

  

SongOfTheBong

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 9:50 PM

oh ya.. he led the league in receptions as well.

SongOfTheBong

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 5:12 AM

...which is the reason as to why the chiefs offense is the most dominant in the nfl.

*cough* How about that defense *cough* You know, the one that gives up almost 30 points a game. A dominant offense is nothing without a strong (or hell, even adequate) defense.

Beat It!

  

SongOfTheBong

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 6:37 AM

thanks for the review of '04. meanwhile the chiefs have 2 new pro bowlers in our secondary and jared allen who will start full time this year and wreak havoc once again.

SongOfTheBong

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 8:23 AM

Bell was a good pickup, but as for the secondary, what? Knight and Surtain?

Surtain may have a little left in the tank, but he's not a shut-down corner anymore and Knight's best days are back in New Orleans.

Come on now, the Chiefs will be marginally better, which means they'll maybe break 500. I don't see them winning the AFC West although the Chargers are likely a one year wonder. Brees is coming back to earth this year.

Damn, I miss football.

Beat It!

  

junior college dropout

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 10:19 AM

I didn't notice the story took place in FL. Good times. Dropping Trou as an example sounds German though. Anyone going to call in?

junior college dropout

  

foob2011

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 10:43 AM

Yeah, it sounds more German, except for the fact that, if it was Germany, the reaction wouldn't have been nearly as harsh. I doubt anyone would have reported it.

foob2011

  

Drew, Please

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 11:33 PM

KC also picked up Kendrell Bell, but Denver's improved defense and Oakland's addition of Moss and Lamont Jordan will probably make this division a toss-up. Should be interesting.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

Don't forget we're debuting the LL Fantasy league this season, get your tickets now.

Drew, Please

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