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Kevin U.

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 12:15 AM

Just incase you haven't had your fill of information on our buddy Theo, I thought some of you might find this article as amusing as I did.

Kevin U.

  

Mike

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 12:17 AM

Scandalous!

Mike

  

Drew, Please

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 12:23 AM

Words don't often escape me, but....YEAH.

Drew, Please

  

junior college dropout

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 12:42 AM

Theo LeMasters? It doesn't get any better than that.

junior college dropout

  

Masteel

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 12:51 AM

I take back every defense I ever offered for Theo. He probably has some serious mental illness, more than likely some form of schizophrenia, but I don’t care.

I also give kudos to the writer of the article, I like the way he was very insulting, and graphically descriptive about Theo and his disgusting girlfriend. The circumstances surrounding what they did to her former boyfriend, make me hate them both more than any of the other stuff. He’s lucky he wasn’t physically harmed, or even killed, doing something like that.

More Theo bashing is fine by me.

How did you find this little gem Kevin? Good find, thanks.

Masteel

  

Lefty

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 1:04 AM

OMG

Lefty

  

Dubious Merit

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 1:25 AM

Holy crap that's insane.

I didn't realize Theo was a professional attention whore - calling a radio show now and then is eccentric, stalking a TV show like that is bizarre.

Dubious Merit

  

Darkfloyd

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 5:25 AM

This guy has kids. Tie their legs to weather balloons and send them over the ocean.

Darkfloyd

  

TonyInPortland

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 7:21 AM

How do you know that is the same Theo who calls Loveline?

TonyInPortland

  

Laxdude

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 7:38 AM
Edited Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 7:43 AM

Oh. My. Lord!

To think that I thought some of you guys were too hard on that freak Theo.

Someone should send the article to Drew (because we all know that Adam doesn't read) just as a warning. They can only count themselves lucky that he lives so far away, if not they would have a full on sploostalker.

Damn. I....DAMN! Not only is he an obsessive fan, he is one with low self esteem. Aim for the sky Theo! Stern is more your cup of tea.

Damn. I am all up for funding the yard-o-pault - because baby LeMasters would have a better life it it flew head first into a wall than with that home life.

edit to add

If you go here (warning it is a geocities site, so it will be brought down by 5 views) you can see a picture of the tattoo...and for that matter part of Theo's ass.

Laxdude

  

Wugie

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 8:06 AM

The picture does kinda look like him

Wugie

  

chix0r

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 8:13 AM
Edited Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 8:14 AM

We know it's Theo because he posted his name before, as well as pics of himself. But the article didn't say anything about his kids, did it? And what's all this jobless girlfriend stuff? I thought his wife supported them. I feel so betrayed.

chix0r

  

Laxdude

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 9:20 AM

chix0r The article is 5 years old, so I guess he knocked her up, got married, got her into "ready to pop" porn, and started to live on easy street before turning her out on the pole.

Someone had *some* money at some point - they had a Beetle in 2000.

If you look up Ashley LeMasters, you only get some high schooler. Call me crazy, but "Mommy" just should never have had a clitoral piercing. I think we need to train the piercing 'professionals' how to do a tubal ligation at the same time to just save the world. It will be provided, covered by DSHS, for any work done south of the equator - and perhaps at a certain point north....what would you say, no more than 6 above the waste? I know some seemingly normal women that have have double ears, and that one up on top.

Damn...just damn.

Laxdude

  

Kevin U.

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 9:20 AM

The article was written in 2000.

Kevin U.

  

chix0r

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 9:44 AM

Well..alright then. Maybe I can redeem myself by saying *waist.

chix0r

  

Lou Cypher

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 9:59 AM

Umm...wow.

Lou Cypher

  

mandeemoo22

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 10:25 AM

Oh...my...God! Where's Dusty or was he too horrified to even respond? Wow, how did you find that article? I was cracking up the entire time, but it was that kind of laugh that I do when I watch someone get hit in the crotch with a baseball bat.

mandeemoo22

  

Lou Cypher

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 11:06 AM
Edited Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 11:09 AM

Couldn't have been too hard to find. Theo's said his name before. I can imagine someone being slightly bored, going from TLC to google and entering "Theo Lemasters" just for the hell of it. Waaaay back in the day I was a Theo supporter, and am still not a "hater", yo, but, that article was chilling.

Lou Cypher

  

Dark Laith

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 11:28 AM

I agree with Masteel, something is direly wrong with him. He needs to be contained. Seriously. Even if this is five years old.

Dark Laith

  

mandeemoo22

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 11:29 AM

Word.

mandeemoo22

  

Shocking!

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 11:32 AM

It's probably just as well Theo cancelled his trip to LA to see Adam and Drew. That's money that may be better spent on therapy and tattoo laser removal - although, he just might show up naked in the studio with a butcher knife anyway. Not perfectly healthy; not perfectly normal. I hope Theo gets some help, soon. If he called up Loveline and gave a fake name, telling Drew and Adam some of his hijinks, how would this go?

Adam: Next on line three is Ted who wants to know how many tattoos are too many.

Drew: Ted?

Adam: Go ahead Ted. Haha. Get it Drew? I thought not....Caller who goes by Ted, you're on the air.

Theo: Oh..yeah. I'm Ted. I just wanted to ask how many tattoos might be too many.

Drew: How many do you have?

Theo: Just one.

Adam: Is it a full body tattoo? Ya know like those freaks in the circus?

Theo: No. Just one. It's on my butt.

Adam: How big is your butt? This might be the root of the problem.

Theo: I'm normal sized, maybe a little slender.

Drew: As long as it isn't infected you should be "okay". It's not too close to your anus is it? If so, and if it's a recent one, you could get it infected.

Adam: Not if he doesn't crap for a week or so, right Drew? Ted, how long can you hold your bowel movements? I don't mean in your hand, buddy.

Theo: No, the tattoo is a few years old and isn't infected. I'm thinking of getting another one of my two favorite radio hosts.

Adam: Hanitty and Combs? He sounds like such a sophisticate, like you Drew. Drew you have Jonas Salk and Sigmund Freud on your asscheeks don't you? I have "chocolate" on one cheek, "vanilla" on the other, and "swirl" just above my butthole. (Laughs hysterically)

Anderson drops in the vomitting drop of DAG.

Drew: (Sighs) Ted, why are you tattooing your butt. It's certainly not to show them off.

Adam: He's obviously proud of his tats. Ted, after your ass, are you going to tattoo the inside of your mouth or underneath your eyelids next? Which obvious place is next for your body art? Uh, Ted...How about piercing your liver? That would be a statement.

Theo: No. I don't have many piercings. My girlfriend does though. Nipples, belly button, toes, clitoris.

Drew: At which finishing school did you two meet?

Adam: Drew, I handle the comedy. Just smack the mike with your coffee cup and roll those eyes. Sorry about this Chris; just cover your ears. Ted, at which Junior college did you two lovebirds hook up?

Theo: We met up for a pornagraphic art project and kind of shacked up after that.

Drew: You are still living with her.

Theo: I live in her house that he ex-boyfriend and her were living in. She moved out of his room.

Adam: Oh, I thought this was going to get weird for a minute. The ex-boyfriend lives in the same house as you? Ted, your quite a mover and a shaker, with some set of nads, I might add.

Drew: Don't give him any ideas. I wonder where the next tattoo is going to be. Ted, isn't that a little strange to live in the same house as her ex-boyfriend?

Theo: He got over it fairly quickly. He's convenient to have as a babysitter.

Adam: SHOCKING! What a stable, all-American home. What's the boyfriend's name? Ward Cleaver?

Drew: Wait a minute! There are children in this house? (Rolls his eyes again)

Theo: Just one.

Drew: Are you using any protection?

Adam: Do you work with metal?

Theo: No, I don't work.


And the comedy would just continue............


Shocking!

  

Kevin U.

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 11:48 AM

I won't go bore you with why a google search on Theo was done, but I'll just say that this is the first match when you search for his full name.

Kevin U.

  

TonyInPortland

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 11:53 AM

That was a nice little play.

TonyInPortland

  

Dark Laith

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 12:23 PM

That was a nice little play.

—TonyInPortland

Agreed. It sounded like a real Loveline call and everything. I can totally see Adam saying all of those things.

Dark Laith

  

ankiedada

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 12:53 PM

Theo and (especially) his girlfriend need to go to therapy. His girlfriend wanted to be a STRIPPER! (Adam) "When'd your dad rape ya?"

ankiedada

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 5:42 PM

Now...Everyone who has given me shit for being "so hard on Theo" may now apologize profusely. This means you too, LizWest (and we all know you still read here sometimes).


VINDICATION!!!! [Colin: Please insert "cheers" smiley here. lol]


P.S: I read ALMOST to "Anthony arrives," and just couldn't stomach any more. PLEASE tell me I saw the worst.

Dusty TheHick

  

Dark Laith

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 5:57 PM

This means you too, LizWest (and we all know you still read here sometimes).

—Dusty TheHick

If she is, she sure isn't logging in. Her profile still says sometime in April as her last login.

Dark Laith

  

Masteel

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 6:03 PM

Yeah, you read the worst of it.

*Masteel apologizes profusely to Dusty*

You weren’t hard enough on him, in my opinion.

Masteel

  

shiner like a diamond

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 7:14 PM

Oh thats definatley the Theo we all know and dislike. He lives near Richmond, and the article is from Richmond.com. Doesn't this guy have children to be spending his tat money on. Plus...that is just lame.
Dusty, you're right. You were always right.

shiner like a diamond

  

mandeemoo22

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 7:22 PM

Oh, Dusty is always right. Why? Why, God, why???

mandeemoo22

  

oh-for

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 7:34 PM
Edited Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 7:35 PM

Shocking, that was beautiful. You've missed your calling. Not to late to be a writer for the kimmell show. Keep up the good work, buddy.

Oh, yeah. And wasn't shiner around when I was chastised for definitely?

oh-for

  

Mahalo

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 7:40 PM

Nice find, Kevin. Things certainly "are sick and twisted" in Theo's world. He's probably a worse parent than a mortally-wounded opossum so I grant Dusty full flaming rights (not "flaming" as in gay rights, though).

Mahalo

  

Go Down Gamblin'

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 8:34 PM

It took me a long time to dig up the old thread with the photos, but check it out:


Go Down Gamblin'

  

Masteel

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 8:37 PM

Listen, OF COURSE it's him, that has been WELL established, we know his real name from before (as others have stated in THIS THREAD already) for god's sake.

Masteel

  

Wugie

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 9:18 PM

since nobody has the same name

Wugie

  

Masteel

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 10:39 PM

since nobody has the same name
—Wugie

You must have been one of the OJ jurors.

Masteel

  

TonyInPortland

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 11:32 PM

It took me a long time to dig up the old thread with the photos, but check it out:

That kid would have a better chance if Theo would let raccoons raise it instead.

TonyInPortland

  

Lefty

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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 11:37 PM

"The downfall of Theo"

Great title for a book.

Lefty

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, June 5, 2005 at 12:18 AM
Edited Sunday, June 5, 2005 at 12:19 AM

"Downfall" implies that he was "up" in the first place.


"Definitely" is the correct spelling.


It's a shame that Theo lives in neither Germany nor Florida, for TWO reasons: 1)That would just be too perfect. 2)Either location would be farther away from me.


One point of which we haven't thought, though it makes no difference at all, as far as the impression we have (and SHOULD have) gleaned from the article is this: It was written five years ago, so we don't know for sure that this.. this... WOMAN who was Theo's girlfriend at the time is the same woman who is now his wife/babymama (though judging by the description in the article and the photos Theo once posted of Wifey, there does seem to be an essential match).

Like I said, totally irrelevant. It just kinda crossed my mind.


P.S: I seem to recall that earlier this year, Theo said that his wife is "almost 22," so assuming that she has by now reached the age of 22...


22-5= hmmmmmmmm...

Dusty TheHick

  

Bad Directions

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Sunday, June 5, 2005 at 4:42 AM

I am nothing short of delighted that you all hate Theo so much.

Bad Directions

  

nvgoddess

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Sunday, June 5, 2005 at 10:44 AM

What's wrong with a little ass-tattooing? He still seems perfectly nice (not to mention nothing but harmless) to me...

nvgoddess

  

oh-for

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Sunday, June 5, 2005 at 1:03 PM

Ass-tattooing on chicks--ok. Ass-tattooing on dudes--just another guys ass.

oh-for

  

shiner like a diamond

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Sunday, June 5, 2005 at 4:31 PM

I know I know. Definitely. Its one of the many words that I spell wrong on a fairly regular basis. My apologies.
Aside from the fact that its a tattoo on Theo's ass, its a tattoo of a chubby late night TV sidekick...come on folks.

shiner like a diamond

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, June 5, 2005 at 7:35 PM

I say this out of love: Leave it to Jess to STILL not get it.

Dusty TheHick

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, June 5, 2005 at 8:16 PM

Yes, I agree with Shiner. The main thing is not that he got the tattoo, it is of whom he got the tattoo.

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, June 5, 2005 at 8:57 PM

Actually, I think the MAIN thing is that the tattoo may be Theo's greatest "acheivement."

Dusty TheHick

  

Laxdude

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Sunday, June 5, 2005 at 9:14 PM

Well, he does have *some* taste. While I never saw Richter on O'Brien, he is a damn funny guy.

And were Beetles not hard to come by in 1999? I seem to recall the silver ones were a special edition too.

Girl must have had a rich daddy, I guess he had to try to make up for the abuse by getting her a nice car.

Laxdude

  

Jar_Con

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Sunday, June 5, 2005 at 9:23 PM
Edited Sunday, June 5, 2005 at 9:25 PM

Kev, have I said lately, I can be your hero, baby?

Note: I'm not gay, I just enjoy men tatooed on my buttocks.

Seriously, vilification if there ever was... Thank you!


...and why the fuck isn't loveline on the edge tonight?


Edit: Added a vowel to fix my fucktard speeling error.

Jar_Con

  

Beat It!

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 12:20 PM

Yup, the vindication for the Theo bashing is nice at least now that most people really get it.

But what that article really did was open my eyes to the horrid mother of those two kids. Maybe it's my generally optimistic outlook on life, but for some reason I had pictured her as a decent girl who somehow got stuck with a loser. I can't believe I'm writing this, but she's actually a bigger loser than he. Clearly an unfit mother if ever one walked the earth (without shoes, natch.)

Those kids have no chance now unless possibly a pack of dingoes carry them off into the night. And whether they eat them or raise them, they'll still be better off (and so will we all.)

Beat It!

  

Narcissus

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 8:04 PM

Wow... ...like... ...wow. I read that article and I’m speechless. I’ve got a question. Where did Theo get $2,200.00 worth of Spam? Never mind, I don’t think I want to know. What can I say? Theo’s got issues and Dusty’s a God.

As far as the kids go, maybe Laith could speak with some students at the University of Washington Department of Agriculture. They probably know the location of a nice family of Timber Wolves. Perhaps the Timber Wolves would be willing to adopt.

All things being equal, I think Theo will probably end up with this girl.


Narcissus

  

shiner like a diamond

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 8:56 PM

she has such beautiful eyes...

shiner like a diamond

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 8:56 PM

I swear that picture just stuck its tongue out at me

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 9:42 PM

All things being equal, I think Theo will probably end up with this girl.


Nah..Even THAT nutjob is too good for Thidiot (and THAT'S saying something)!

Dusty TheHick

  

Narcissus

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 10:00 PM

Nah..Even THAT nutjob is too good for Thidiot (and THAT'S saying something)!—Dusty TheHick

Wasn’t Thidiot the tutor of Achilles? Sorry, I just made that up. Phoenix was the tutor of Achilles.

Narcissus

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, June 6, 2005 at 10:56 PM

MIRROR Phoenix? *scratches head*

Dusty TheHick

  

Passionate_Man

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 4:41 PM

shouldnt theo be moving to florida?

wait, i dont think theo lemasters called into the show. that voice was too childish for a man of that age. then agian he does sound like an abuse victim. i dont have all the answers, all i know is that everything happens for a reason.

Passionate_Man

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 6:25 PM

To everyone still doubting. It's him. Case closed.

Beat It!

  

Narcissus

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 6:55 PM

Officer Joe Friday says, "Even a first year rookie could make that ID. Get it straight. Break it down. A blind man could pick that mug out of a police line-up."

Narcissus

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 7:35 PM


Hey, Theo...Whaddya think your popularity rating is NOW, buddy?


Theo, I say this, in all sincerity, as a man who has not been laid in over seven and a half years: I wouldn't bang that skank of yours with a STOLEN dick!!


P.S: This may be my favorite thread of all time.

Dusty TheHick

  

Lefty

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 7:36 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 7:44 PM

Theo's profile goes to mirror phoenix, what the?

EDIT: wait, I got it. If you click fast enough you can see his posts.
Last thing he wrote: http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/people/theo/messages/56815.html

EDIT AGAIN: okay that didnt work, but this was his last post:
Monday, April 18, 2005 at 12:08 AM

Re: Calling all hairy men (and women, maybe?)
Theo, you do this to taunt me, don't you?
—masonjar_condition
...or to nauseate BOTH of us!!
—Dusty TheHick

yes, and yes :)

—Theo


I saw again, WHAT THE?!

Lefty

  

Narcissus

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 8:08 PM

Theo, I say this, in all sincerity, as a man who has not been laid in over seven and a half years: I wouldn't bang that skank of yours with a STOLEN dick!! P.S: This may be my favorite thread of all time.—Dusty TheHick

Laughing My Mother Fucking Ass Off!!! I refuse to abbreviate! You go Dusty! By the way, I didn’t know you had your own clothing line.


Narcissus

  

foob2011

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 8:22 PM

seven and a half years? are you serious?

foob2011

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 9:15 PM

LMAO! All I saw from Dusty's post was that he hasn't had sex in 7 and a half years.

mandeemoo22

  

Masteel

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 9:23 PM

Sex is way overrated. No chick can get me off as well as I can masturbate. Then, even if she could, there’s the hassle of having to look at or talk to her afterwards. If chicks just disappeared immediately upon completion of my orgasm, that would be the best.

Like, you orgasm, then hit the transporter button, and away she goes. When you’re ready for some more sex, you beam her back, do it real quick, then send her on her way again, without all the bothersome, cumbersome, relationship things.

Masteel

  

Drew, Please

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 10:20 PM

That's a brilliant concept. I do recall a discussion about this, I believe they referred to these hypothetical women as Prossteetoots(sp)?

Hypothetically, if these so-called Prossteetoots really exist, would the Dust-Man be willing to experiment with them?

Drew, Please

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 10:27 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 7, 2005 at 10:28 PM

seven and a half years? are you serious?

—foob2011


Shut up.


Hypothetically, if these so-called Prossteetoots really exist, would the Dust-Man be willing to experiment with them?

—Drew, Please


If he were, he long since WOULD have.....hypothetically.

Dusty TheHick

  

dalamar23666

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 at 4:48 AM
Edited Wednesday, June 8, 2005 at 4:57 AM

Theo likes publicity good and bad. Can't say that I can see much good publicity comming from theo's ass. He may not have posted in a while, but with as much as he is discussed on here, someone with his hunger for publicity must have realized that he no longer needs to promote himself. Also Theo, if you read this do us all a favor NO MORE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!! And please take the ones you have and leave them to be raised by a family of monkey's, they could do a better job. I hope he will never become Sheriff. http://www.attackthesystem.com/updates.html

dalamar23666

  

oh-for

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 at 5:26 AM

I feel bad for Massyteel. True love makes 'the real thing' completely leave your mind. But then she turns into an angry cooze, so maybe you're right.

And mandee, are you one to laugh at Dusty?

oh-for

  

Lou Cypher

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 at 9:25 AM

Dusty, I understand. It's been about 7 1/2 days for me.

Oh, and dalamar, it's "coming" and "monkeys". The apostrophe implies possession. Plural needs no apostrophe.

Lou Cypher

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 at 12:35 PM

And mandee, are you one to laugh at Dusty?

Yeah, why not?

mandeemoo22

  

Masteel

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 at 5:41 PM

How recent was your separation, oh-for?

Masteel

  

Villalovos

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 at 8:34 PM

I'm starting to think that it might be the same Theo.

Villalovos

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 at 8:54 PM

It looks like Villalovos has his Wheaties today.

mandeemoo22

  

oh-for

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 at 1:55 AM

Are you saying that it's nice of him to wake up? Stop picking on Dusty, he's too close to your proximity for safety. My, ah, separation was slightly less than a year ago, but it's been about 2 years since the hammer fell.

oh-for

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, June 30, 2006 at 1:17 AM

Huh.

I was trawling through forum archives to find an old post, and I found this. I'm not one to resurrect old threads, but I was intrigued. I read the article. I died a little inside.

So Theo's off his head. I never said he wasn't, I just thought outright abuse wasn't really the way to go about telling him to change. I also can't believe that those who abused Theo did so because they realised he was insane; they did it because he was a little bit of an attention whore, yeah, but look at all the attention whores we've got here. We don't beat any of them down the way we beat Theo down. Except maybe Kelly.

Poor Kelly. People stood up for her because she was a hot chick. Theo got no such reprieve.

I'm sorry I left the forum in such a huff, as it seemed to unduly upset people like Dusty (judging by the lengths he went to make sure everybody knew HE DIDN'T CARE LOL). I know I'm screwed up. I have strong emotional reactions to things that don't matter, like people making fun of someone on a forum. I left because I wasn't dealing with it well. It was upsetting me. The mature thing to do would have been leaving sans the drama, but I was a fucking teenager. Am. What can you expect, really?

So what's my point in all this? A lot of us - myself included - are harsh on people, at least partially because Adam made it seem cool. But Adam spent about five minutes with people on the phone. He had to make a point quickly, and move on. He had to make a quick impact. To beat someone over the head, repeatedly, with his or her shortcomings does much more harm than good. I just had this thought, and I wanted to share it.

Ta.

TortillaFactory

  

greymatters

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Friday, June 30, 2006 at 1:51 AM

Liz, are you high? I'm just getting the vibe.

Oh my, I wasn't here for this thread, it's truly terrifying. I wouldn't mind that Theo's such a screwball if he didn't have kids. Theo is a great example of why I'm pro-choice. If we can't stop Theo, we must exterminate all of his breed.

Her naked toe-ringed feet were very, very dirty, and despite the pea-sized hole in her left foot, she proclaims, "I never wear shoes. They bother me. I may have a pair in the car."

This was probably the most disgusting part of the article for me.

greymatters

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, June 30, 2006 at 1:55 AM

Liz, are you high?

I'm naturally like this. Think about it - people take drugs to be more like me.

Dude.

TortillaFactory

  

greymatters

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Friday, June 30, 2006 at 2:00 AM

Dude, are you taking Vicodin for your broken foot? The first step to recovery is admittance of the problem.

Denial will only bring tragedy.

greymatters

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, June 30, 2006 at 2:16 AM

Actually, no. I was never in pain and the cast is off now.

But I do think I'm getting addicted to nasal spray.

TortillaFactory

  

Beat It!

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Friday, June 30, 2006 at 7:26 AM

I wouldn't mind that Theo's such a screwball if he didn't have kids. Theo is a great example of why I'm pro-choice. If we can't stop Theo, we must exterminate all of his breed.

Exactly, him being half of a horrible (this can't be stressed enough) pair of parents is what made a lot of people (like me) quickly grow disgusted with him.

Beat It!

  

catloaf

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Friday, June 30, 2006 at 7:53 AM

His kids are SOOOO future Loveline callers. Assuming the show lives.

catloaf

  

Beat It!

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Friday, June 30, 2006 at 8:27 AM
Edited Friday, June 30, 2006 at 8:30 AM

Nah, I doubt his son would waste his one phone call on that.

Now the daughter will absolutely be calling when, you know, she's not being summoned to stage 5.

Beat It!

  

anobody

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Friday, June 30, 2006 at 8:45 AM
Edited Friday, June 30, 2006 at 9:39 AM

(*edit*) LOL for the one phonecall :D

His kids are SOOOO future Loveline callers. Assuming the show lives.

/\ Agreed. 

  I also can't believe that those who abused Theo did so because they realised he was insane

Was he though?

Granted I don't have any psychological training, I've only taken two classes in it years ago and I've never met Theo in person but, to me, he just comes off as an extremely neurotic red neck who's desperate for attention and willing to go to great lengths to get it (possibly assisted by pharmacology). 

Hell - maybe he's just doing a character? Maybe he is crazy? 

Even if we were trained psychologists, there'd be no way to make the judgement without spending some time with him. 

Having said that, I do emphatically agree with Beat It! - That he has kids and his wife is someone who picked him is troubling, to say the least. 

I have strong emotional reactions to things that don't matter, like people making fun of someone on a forum

I wouldn't go so far as to say that people making fun of someone on a forum doesn't matter. If people are unduly cruel and they hit someone whose particularly sensitive or insecure, it hurts. I've taken my fair share of ribbing here and, although I have fairly thick skin, it has stung a bit on occasion. 

On the other hand there are people like Kelly (and arguably Theo). People may have stood up for her but from what I saw, they were extremely harsh and she seemed in no state to take such abuse. 

Call me a pussy but empathy is a good thing (within reason, anyway). It's not something you should shut off, Liz. 

Sure, you have to keep it in proper context and scale but that doesn't mean you should numb yourself to it. 

anobody

  

Dark Laith

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Friday, June 30, 2006 at 8:55 AM

Nah, I doubt his son would waste his one phone call on that.

—Beat It!

OH SNAP

Dark Laith

  

catloaf

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Friday, June 30, 2006 at 1:51 PM

Call me a pussy

Pussy.

;)

catloaf

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, July 1, 2006 at 4:37 AM

This is STILL one of my favorite (if not ABSOLUTE favorite) threads of all time.


P.S: Make that EIGHT and a half. FUCK, I hate my life!


P.P.S: I think Liz misread my "I don't care" sentiment as "She fucking LEFT? Well, FUCK that fucking bitch! I don't fucking CARE!" It was actually more to the effect of "If she wants to leave, let her leave...but fuck if I'M gonna take the blame for it."


I'd like to reiterate, one more time, for emphasis: I LOVE this thread!

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chix0r

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Saturday, July 1, 2006 at 6:41 AM

>>We don't beat any of them down the way we beat Theo down. Except maybe Kelly.

>>People may have stood up for her but from what I saw, they were extremely harsh and she seemed in no state to take such abuse.

Wait, what? I don't remember people heckling Kelly, besides a couple of pregnancy jokes. No state to take such abuse? Did I miss the big argument thread? I don't even remember her responding to any of the negative stuff, besides something like "you guys are jerks, I'm leaving."

chix0r

  

anobody

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Saturday, July 1, 2006 at 7:00 AM

No state to take such abuse?

Maybe I'm thinking of a different chick but I thought it was Kelly who people were saying was fat and an attention whore and otherwise crapping on and (based on my inexpert opinion through nothing but skimming her posts and knowing that teenage girls tend to be a bit insecure about their weight and appearance anyway).

Most likely I'm probably just confused and thinking of an amalgam of 2 or three similar chicks on the board.

anobody

  

Dark Laith

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Saturday, July 1, 2006 at 8:29 AM

Possibly. The "attention whore" one was Rayray, and wasn't so much 'heckling' as it was, well, what I like to call "hostile diagnosis". A few people did make comments about Kelly being fat or pregnant, but that was just friendly ribbing.

Dark Laith

  

Beat It!

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Saturday, July 1, 2006 at 8:49 AM
Edited Saturday, July 1, 2006 at 8:55 AM

I'm with chix0r and Laith, maybe I missed it as well but all Kelly got was a little ball busting, nothing close to what some other people have received. The difference is she came off as someone not used to being anything but adored so she couldn't handle it and she took off. More power to her, but christ, let it go. It's not like her posting here or not made a discernible difference. People come and go.

Beat It!

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, July 1, 2006 at 8:49 AM
Edited Saturday, July 1, 2006 at 8:52 AM

^ Spot on!

And I like the term "hostile diagnosis."

EDIT: Originally referred to Laith's post, but applies to Beat It's as well.

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Saturday, July 1, 2006 at 11:27 AM

OK, you've convinced me.

anobody

  

airking32

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008 at 2:48 PM

Make that EIGHT and a half. FUCK, I hate my life!

TEN and a half?

airking32

  

Kevin U.

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