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Phone screener Patricia

  

Literally a millionaire

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 11:45 PM
Edited Friday, June 3, 2005 at 12:04 AM

i'll bet that she won't take as many of Adam's big boob calls as bryan did

Literally a millionaire

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 11:46 PM

Let's not bash the new screener.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

Masteel

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 11:47 PM
Edited Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 11:49 PM

I bet she doesn't even know what a Germany or Florida is.

Let's not bash the new screener.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

Oops, too late! To be fair to me, I bashed her BEFORE this because she didn't even know that Adam goes off on tangents. But, I can't be bashing her, because it's not her fault, you're right. (But I still bet she doesn't know what a GoF is)

Masteel

  

Kevin U.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 11:49 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the new phone screener's name is Patricia - I think, not Lauren. Lauren is the junior, junior, etc. Producer.

Kevin U.

  

cemetrygatecrasher

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 11:52 PM

Welcome new call screener, if you happen across this place! Good luck!

cemetrygatecrasher

  

junior college dropout

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 11:53 PM

Look. Who ever comes in will learn quickly. I was sad when Engineer Mike left, and now Anderson is doing a great job in his place. We just have to wait this one out.

junior college dropout

  

Masteel

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 11:55 PM

You're right Kevin.

Masteel

  

Literally a millionaire

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 12:03 AM

sorry bout that, i mixed up the names, btw i wasn't bashing, just making and observation

Literally a millionaire

  

junior college dropout

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 12:17 AM

I don’t want to open Pandora’s Box here…but wouldn’t a guy be better suited for this task? I mean, filtering out the mason jar calls and finding the big boob calls. Guys have that “when it all boils down, I’m a plain ole shmuck” mentality. They are not really out to impress anyone. They also have that bogosity gene in them that will make it much easier to deal with the Ace/Chief Thunderbear and the thousands of insane callers. Maybe I’m just being an A-hole because my girlfriend is being a pain in the ass on the phone right now. Hey Patty, If your reading this…Best of luck to you!


junior college dropout

  

Drew, Please

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 1:05 AM

FYI Patricia: Given Bryan's difficulty with his high horse predicament, I'd start out riding something a bit smaller, perhaps a donkey or a small llama.

Drew, Please

  

000

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 7:36 AM

think u could get on air with a germany/florida and turn it into a mason jar?

000

  

evilmax17

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 8:42 AM

Has SV set up Patricia with a starred account yet?

evilmax17

  

Dark Laith

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 8:54 AM

Hmmm... "Patricia's Blog"... nah, it just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Dark Laith

  

000

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 9:02 AM

Now you kids are probably saying to yourselves "hey, I'm gonna go out and GET THE WORLD BY THE TAIL and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my pocket."
Well I'm here to tell you that you're probably going to find-- as you go out there-- that you're not going to amount to JACK SQUAT!

000

  

Masteel

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 9:04 AM

Now you kids are probably saying to yourselves "hey, I'm gonna go out and GET THE WORLD BY THE TAIL and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my pocket."
Well I'm here to tell you that you're probably going to find-- as you go out there-- that you're not going to amount to JACK SQUAT!

—000

Been there, doing that.

Masteel

  

ZT-In-Exile

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 3:04 PM

I'm all ready envisioning Patrica and Michelle porn. HOT LESBO LOVELINE ACTION!!

ZT-In-Exile

  

oh-for

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 7:57 PM

Sometimes I love zt.

oh-for

  

bradley nowell

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 8:19 PM

think u could get on air with a germany/florida and turn it into a mason jar?

—000

a man survived a one mile drop from an airplane. the man was doing recreational skydiving when both his shoot and his backup failed to deploy. when the ambulance reached the man they found him miraculously unharmed. when asked to explain his survival the man said his landing had been cushioned by a mason jar now in his ass.

bradley nowell

  

gimme your shoes

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 8:36 PM

^chute*

And that story wouldn't work a GoF story must be something bizarre and stupid.

gimme your shoes

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 9:06 PM

That particular story may not work, but the use of mason jar could, just in a different context. It was a good effort.

mandeemoo22

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