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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 at 10:46 PM 6/1 - Caller says he found his dad's stash of incest porn. Adam is ranting about incest porn, saying that if he found his dad's stash of incest porn, he would have to kill him. I'm waiting for Anderson to queue up the theme to Taboo II. Nothing. Anderson, you awake? —zain |
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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 at 11:14 PM My boyfriend got an apartment w/ his dad, and they were cleaning out the storage space from the person before them. Within they found mags focusing on legs/nylons and a mannequin's fake leg hollowed out inside. —cemetrygatecrasher |
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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 at 11:21 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 1, 2005 at 11:22 PM Every 3 weeks or so, I have to go to my parents house and reformat/reinstall windows XP because dad contracts spyware and viruses from being on AOL and putting the phrase "cock pussy whore" into it's search engine... He knows what he is doing, and knows why his computer keeps crashing, but he won't let resident programs like firewalls "slow down his aol"... I fixed it most recently last week, and told him in no certain terms, "dad, unless you stop searching for pRon on AOL, you are gonna go through this every couple weeks"... He just looked at me and blinked.
Poor guy.
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cemetrygatecrasher |
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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 at 11:25 PM can't he just sign up for one or two good porn membership sites and be happy with that? Hey, Father's Day is coming up, you can even get him one! —cemetrygatecrasher |
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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 at 11:34 PM can't he just sign up for one or two good porn membership sites and be happy with that? Hey, Father's Day is coming up, you can even get him one! He is the proud new owner of an account over at bangbros.com, I trust it will be the best fathers day gift he has ever gotten... lol. —Jar_Con |
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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 at 11:42 PM lmfao
suddenly I feel grateful that my dad won't touch a computer to save his life. bad enough he has damned porn calendars up at his place, but at least he waited til I moved out to put them up.
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Dubious Merit |
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Wednesday, June 1, 2005 at 11:56 PM Yeah, I thought that was an odd oversight on Adam's part, if nothing else. I guess "underage incest porn" was what they were all thinking of, and didn't think to clarify it for the listener. It's marginally less creepy for a young man and a somewhat older woman who's playing his mother to have sex than the whole daddy-daughter thing. Especially if you have a daughter. It reminds me of the Brian Posehn joke about having sex with his cats. —Dubious Merit |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 1:13 AM Might have been too obvious of a call, zain. I bet Adam was curious about his sister’s private parts when he was young, and she was a pubescent teenager. I bet he looked.
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cemetrygatecrasher |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 2:14 AM Dude, a wee bit creepy that you assume guys think that way. A little creepier if it's actually true. *Suddenly very grateful that she can't read the minds of males around her* —cemetrygatecrasher |
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Masteel |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 2:31 AM I need to clarify my post to read, "younger than her". —Masteel |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 2:39 AM Still, no matter what age I was I never was curious about any of my sister's or brother's junk. Another difference between males and females? —cemetrygatecrasher |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 2:49 AM
Edited Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 2:51 AM Don't know, never had a sister. Had older female cousins though. (insert banjo music here) *Masteel decides free associating on the forum was a bad idea, and gets out of this thread while the getting’s good.* —Masteel |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 9:16 AM How about instead of having your dad use that piece of shit AOL get him a decent internet connection? Seriously, AOL is like Mountain Dew: it's the portal of the tards. —clodhopper |
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chix0r |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 2:06 PM I don't have any siblings but I was curious about any male's junk, including family members. —chix0r |
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DrJ69s |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 2:11 PM I went through an exploratory phase with the girl next door, she was a year older then me. —DrJ69s |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 2:13 PM So, you were 29 and she was 30? Context is everything here. —Masteel |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 2:14 PM Exactly. Just what I was thinking. 10 and 11, not very interesting. 16 and 17, now that's good times. —oh-for |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 2:55 PM >>Penis envy? Not psychologically, but sure I've always thought it'd be cool to have one. —chix0r |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 3:07 PM
Edited Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 3:12 PM An ex-girlfriend of mine confided to me that she and her sister also had the same sort of “penis envy” (read: curiosity), when they were very young (unknown age, but before teen years, obviously) they would put old scraps of water-hose in their lower region, to simulate peeing with a penis. I never asked her how she even knew to do that, or what the similarity was, at that young of age.
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Not psychologically, but sure I've always thought it'd be cool to have one. —chix0r Your significant other will be more than happy to let you have his anytime you want, so you’ll “have one”. This, of course, goes for any female who ever had these types of thoughts. —Masteel |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 3:09 PM No good can come of where this thread is going. —bguirk |
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Dark Laith |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 3:39 PM (paraphrased) "Urinating on nature is a joy you women will never understand." --Adam Carolla —Dark Laith |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 3:43 PM Penises are not all they're cracked up to be. Chix0r, you can have my balls if you want 'em. I have to turn them in due to my lack of WWII aircraft knowledge. You might want to rinse them off in the sink first. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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chix0r |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 3:51 PM Balls seem unwieldy; I think I'll just take the cock, thanks. —chix0r |
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DrJ69s |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 4:00 PM Be warned, it's a dangerious, dangerious weapon. It makes men do strange things. —DrJ69s |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 4:02 PM Well, I'm 16 now and out of that experimental stage, it wasn't very great, I was very young, don't wanna talk about it, bad mental images. (under the age of ten) —DrJ69s |
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chix0r |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 4:03 PM Like female hormones don't? —chix0r |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 4:04 PM How dare you!!?? We are all individuals. The only thing that can make you do things is you, not some "horomone." —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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DrJ69s |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 4:05 PM well, just put it in the context of the goat rape guy, you never see women with that problem. —DrJ69s |
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e-Donis |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 4:07 PM You haven't been using the Internet long, have you. They do some weird things here, real weird. —e-Donis |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 4:12 PM No, I think that's the work of daddy and uncle, ocassionally gramps that leads them to it. —DrJ69s |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 5:22 PM who surfs the internet for porn? jst get lime wire or kazaa and download free movies forever —bradley nowell |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 6:00 PM Annie Hall: So I told her about, about the family and about my feelings towards men and about my relationship with my brother. And then she mentioned penis envy. Do you know about that? Alvy Singer: Me? I'm, I'm one of the few males who suffers from that. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 6:01 PM Mikey, I'm officially in love with you for referencing Annie Hall as opposed to Friends —mandeemoo22 |
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mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 6:08 PM Was there a penis envy line on Friends? I stopped watching when the monkey left. —mikeyfish |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 6:26 PM SHut up, bitch, or I'll stick it in your ass. —mandeemoo22 Uh... look, I know A&D have mentioned guys wanting to use their penis as a weapon before, but you're not supposed to go about it like THAT. —Dark Laith |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 6:34 PM
Edited Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 6:34 PM *shuts up* just in case... : | —loser6000 |
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 8:14 PM I need to clarify my post to read, "younger than her she". —Masteel
FACE!!!
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 10:42 PM Is that really proper grammar? Even in the context of my sentence? Younger than she? I don’t know. Younger than her sounds fine to me. I don’t know why you wrote “face”. You people confuse me sometimes. —Masteel |
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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 8:37 AM It's one of those things that's still technically not correct but is currently mutating into being correct out of common usage. I mean, for example, using "they" as a singular pronoun is incorrect, but it's still a pronoun and it's an easy way to get around the "he/she" problem since it doesn't deal with gender. So it's slowly becoming more and more acceptable to use it that way. —Dark Laith |
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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 10:49 AM And the reasoning is that technically, you're saying "younger than she is"; is is just implied, but it's still wrong to say "younger than her (is)." It's also why you answer the phone "this is he." —chix0r |
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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 1:38 PM So much for my dream of being a novelist. I’ll just focus on screenplays, grammar matters less there, it’s all about visualization and plot. —Masteel |
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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 3:11 PM Grammar doesn't really matter much in novels either. It all depends on how you are intending to write it. —mandeemoo22 |
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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 6:46 PM So it's slowly becoming more and more acceptable to use it that way. —Dark Laith
Not to ME!
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Friday, June 3, 2005 at 8:51 PM I thought it was "Younger than Springtime..." And supposedly from what Drew says, it's not the penis that makes us do things, but the actual testes. THEY produce the testosterone. I was going to say that chix could use mine any day she would like, but that would be just wrong. And bring back the smile, babydoll. —oh-for |
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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 7:53 AM No way, I don't like it. —chix0r |
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Saturday, June 4, 2005 at 5:18 PM cemetarygatecrasher- tell your dad to go here www dot xnxx dot com. No viruses, no hassle. —foob2011 |
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