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		NYBret + Wednesday, June 1, 2005 at 10:41 PM Edited Wednesday, June 1, 2005 at 10:56 PM I heard this story on The Bob & Tom Show this morning. Supposedly, the woman's vagina clamped down on the guy's penis when she was frightened by someone walking in on them. The pressure on the penis was enough that the blood could not escape his erection, and he was unable to pull out. [it was clarified on the radio show that the following took place AFTER the wedding ceremonies, in the restrooms at the wedding reception] read on... --May 31 2005 at 02:22PM-- Zagreb - Word to the wise: never have sex with your husband's best man, especially at your wedding. One bride in Croatia refused to heed the warning and was caught in the act with the best man in a toilet stall at her wedding reception. Doctors then had to be called in when the couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them. Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors could turn up. Eventually, after a trip to the hospital, the bride was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free. The wedding party did, however, continue after the groom announced the celebrations were to mark his divorce rather than his wedding. - Ananova.com (EDIT: Found a more well-written version of the story) —NYBret
		Masteel + Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 1:16 AM I find this story interesting. Reminds me of how dogs have sex. They are stuck together afterwards for some time. Apparently, this is a device to help ensure fertilization of the egg. That’s what you get when you grow up in the country, mental images of dogs stuck together, and neighbor kids saying you “have to pour cold water on it” to get them to separate. I wonder what position they were in? —Masteel
		NYBret + Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 1:28 AM Edited Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 1:46 AM Yeah, Masteel, they mentioned the dog thing on the radio show, so I asked Liz (a veritable animal-expert) about it earlier today. She explained to me that a male dog's penis swells during mating to ensure delivery of his seed, and that's why mating dogs can remain stuck together for a while after the act is complete. In this case, the woman's vaginal muscles tightened up and clamped down on the guy's penis, preventing it from going flaccid, and thus trapping it inside her. (The fact that she was the newlywed BRIDE and he was the BEST MAN just adds insult to injury) I wonder what position they were in? I don't know, but they were in a bathroom stall, so I doubt it was missionary... (ye olde finger trap) —NYBret
		cemetrygatecrasher + Thursday, June 2, 2005 at 2:16 AM Tell Liz we miss her and to get her ass back already! What does the world offer that we don't have, damnit? —cemetrygatecrasher

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