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Adam and his dog

  

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 5:50 AM


This appears to be the next "gold mine of comedy." Last night, it was farting on the dog. Today, it's no vacations because the dog is left at home.

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AdamnDocdrew

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 11:37 AM

Farting on a dog is somehthing i have particpated in a couple times.... some intentional most non-intentional... but as he said his wife freaked out... woman seem to freak out in general about this and i dont really think the dog gives a damn

AdamnDocdrew

  

Santa's Mouth

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 11:54 AM

Yeah, don't dogs tend to sniff each others butts? They dive right in! I mean, I LOVE dogs, but getting farted on to such a creature is just another way to say, "I love you."

I'm gonna fart on the next dog I see, in support of the Vicar.

Santa's Mouth

  

AdamnDocdrew

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 11:59 AM

hmmm what if we proclaimed to fart on the next bitch we see? i mean if its a dog the women are saved but if not oh man

AdamnDocdrew

  

bguirk

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 12:03 PM

My dog will eat the cat's vomit if I'm slow with cleaning it up. She's eaten horse shit while on hikes. She's gotten into a cow pasture and rolled in shit for 30 minutes while I tried to catch her. I don't think she'd mind a blast from the ass trumpet.

bguirk

  

barrelofsharks

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 12:27 PM

I liked it, last week, when he was gaging the life expectacy of the fat labrador in question.

barrelofsharks

  

metatext

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 12:33 PM


How did the dog get so fat if they just got it?

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bguirk

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 1:22 PM
Edited Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 1:38 PM

LA/Hollywood is not exactly a walking town. Labs (my dog is a lab mix) have bottomless stomachs. They're already disposed to weighing between 60-90 lbs as it is. Adam gets his exercise by skipping rope and hitting a heavy bag and I think he mentioned his wife goes to hip hop class. If you're the kind of person who just opens the sliding door so your dog can go take a crap your lab will pile on the pounds. They need exercise, but they're not really inclined to ask for it much. Perfect dogs. Wish I could clone mine.

bguirk

  

AdamnDocdrew

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 1:25 PM

"...mave bottomless stomach" s/b "have bottomless stomachs."

Thats what the edit button is for

AdamnDocdrew

  

bguirk

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 1:40 PM

Done and done.

bguirk

  

PureChaos414

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 4:28 PM

I fart on my dog. She doesn't really care. I mean she insists on sniffing after she pees and shits anyways, so a fart from Mommy should be a gift from God!

PureChaos414

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 8:24 PM

Sorry, Liz...WHERE'D you say you went to finishing school again?

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maxPOWER

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 8:50 PM

my dog is stoked to smell my farts

maxPOWER

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