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jjgold

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 4:11 PM

Her name is Jill Goodacre. As you kids say she is "bout it, bout it".

jjgold

  

Santa's Mouth

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 4:21 PM

I beg to differ. Josie Moran is a hotter, thinner (and frankly, not a "straight-from-the-80s") version of Ms. Goodacre. Thus:

Santa's Mouth

  

jjgold

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 4:33 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 4:35 PM

Nice choice Santa. I think JM is in the new BeBe campaign. A couple of weeks ago I almost wrecked the wagon when I saw her picture on a bus stop shelter.

Josie Moran used bang that David Blaine guy. That knocks her down a couple of pegs.

I also like Stacy Moran.

click here

Nudity

jjgold

  

Santa's Mouth

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 4:55 PM

Yeah, Stacy's a choice I could get behind (pun intended).

But if we're going porn, then it'd have to be Taylor Rain:

(But she's HARDCORE. That's scary.)


Santa's Mouth

  

maxPOWER

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 5:10 PM

pink bikini- holy shit shes hot

maxPOWER

  

OneManArmy

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 5:30 PM

I gotta disagree with Santa, that chick is way too skinny... Personally, I find it kinda creepy...

OneManArmy

  

walker

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:26 PM

Moran is the hottest so far. I think this chick is very good looking too.


walker

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:26 PM

Well since you've got Josie and Stacy, you might as well throw Crissy Moran on the pile (and what a lovely pile it would be, as long as the silicon doesn't rupture.)

Beat It!

  

PureChaos414

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:31 PM

Ugh. all those chicks are so skinny it's disgusting.

PureChaos414

  

Santa's Mouth

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:35 PM

Yeah, my penis just vomited. ;)

Santa's Mouth

  

OneNutAaron

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:41 PM

Take a hint Chaos

OneNutAaron

  

PureChaos414

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:44 PM

Aaron, are you saying i'm fat???

PureChaos414

  

Passionate_Man

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:45 PM

Ugh. all those chicks are so skinny it's disgusting.

—PureChaos414

x2. not so much as disgusting, but not as pretty as could be.

Passionate_Man

  

jjgold

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:51 PM

Taylor Rain slept with (and was married to) Scott Fayner. That is worse than David Blaine! Deal breaker!

jjgold

  

Santa's Mouth

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:58 PM

Taylor Rain has fisted herself and licked it. THAT's the deal breaker. (I still love her, though.)

Santa's Mouth

  

rayray

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:08 PM

I think Heidi has a great body (except for the boobs)


rayray

  

rayray

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:09 PM


rayray

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:14 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:16 PM

I don't mind skinny chick or a few extra pounds, but what I can't stand is a lack of ass. Especially when the rest of the girl is hot. Hiedi Klum has no ass, so she gets demoted.

Jessica Alba is one of the hottest famous chicks right now. I like the hispanic women, though. Mexican television is good times.

"AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

EDIT: The chick that's bending over is not hot.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

rayray

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:19 PM

Here's some Jessica Alba for you:

rayray

  

rayray

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:20 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:21 PM


rayray

  

rayray

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:21 PM


rayray

  

rayray

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:22 PM


rayray

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:22 PM

Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

rayray

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:23 PM



rayray

  

OneManArmy

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:26 PM

Jessica Alba was AMAZINg in Sin City, boy I cried in the theatre. But my money would goto Kristin Kreuk, hands down...

OneManArmy

  

rayray

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:28 PM

Here you go


rayray

  

rayray

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:30 PM


rayray

  

Jason

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:33 PM

Uh, dude? '95 called. They want their ignorance to urban terminology back.

Jason

  

Passionate_Man

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:48 PM

heidi, way too skinny

Passionate_Man

  

foob2011

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:51 PM

Jessica Alba is one of the most attractive women in the world.

foob2011

  

Mahalo

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:53 PM

Taylor Rain? Her spindly body aside, she is so coked out that it is honestly distracting.

As actresses go, Jessica Alba is indeed the hottest. In the porn category, I like Lily Thai (on the right and not really doing herself justice),

and many random Brazilians whose names I will never know. With all the porn at my fingertips, I just can't settle for the bleached-blonde, augmented, flat-assed clones anymore.

Mahalo

  

foob2011

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:55 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:55 PM

"all the porn at your fingertips"? Tell me how. TELL ME NOW. If you do, I will give you an excellent source.

foob2011

  

swifty

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:00 PM

Have you guys experianced a pierced tounge BJ?

I have not, but it is on my life list.

swifty

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:27 PM

My dad likes Jessica Alba *shudders*

mandeemoo22

  

OneNutAaron

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:32 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:33 PM

Did I fail to mention that I met Jessica Alba? She golfed at my country club last Father's Day with her entire family. She was nice, and she paid for the foursome.

Also, Heidi Klum is one of the most gorgeous women of all time. But she showed very poor judgement when she slept with Flavio Briatore and wound up having his baby. I'll try to find a picture of the Italian Playboy/F1 Boss and put it on here.

OneNutAaron

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:22 PM


Dusty TheHick

  

NYBret

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:31 PM

Forgive me if I'm wrong... but I think she might be a dude.

NYBret

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:44 PM

WHAT? But she..WHOA! Aw GOD! Oh, GOD! OH NO!!!

*takes rape shower*

TRANSLATION: No shit, Sherlock!!

It was a JOKE!

Dusty TheHick

  

fluent_in_tard

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:55 PM

Like the Aceman said, most guys (includes me) don't mind a woman with some meat and "curves" inb the right places. I don't find the modern anorexic-skin-and-bones-ferchristsake-eat-something! version of beauty attractive.

...and give me a well-groomed natural pubic hair over the creepy bald pedophile-attracting look...

fluent_in_tard

  

ZT

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:15 PM

NO!!!! GURRRSSLSSL SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS, AND SUCK YOUR BLOOOD!

ZT

  

PureChaos414

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:17 PM

Is that Sporty Spice? lol

PureChaos414

  

ZT

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:19 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:19 PM

LETS GO WATCH A GRRRRRRRRUL FIGHT TONIGHT!

EVERYTHING ABOUT WHAT SHE WEARS IS SO COOL!

ZT

  

OneNutAaron

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:23 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:23 PM

This is the man who impregnated Heidi Klum. He's only 54.

http://www.itv-f1.com/ImageLibrary/32211_2.jpg

OneNutAaron

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:33 PM

I agree with fluent_in_tard completely.

Dusty TheHick

  

oh-for

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 12:43 AM

Thank you rayray for the pretty pictures. She is smoking. Harry Connick is a very happy man, married to Jill G. MF'er.

oh-for

  

j4k3

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 4:23 AM

Thanks.

This thread was a reminder for me to beat off.

j4k3

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 5:25 AM

Laetitia Casta, the full-figured french beauty, still gets my vote followed closely by Sofia Vegara (but Tom Cruise, Sofia? What?! Why?! Come ON!)

Beat It!

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 6:26 AM

This thread is backwards.
Don't any of you niggas have any pride left?

MajandraFan

  

ZT

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 9:26 AM

Don't any of you niggas have any pride left? —MajandraFan

Burn to the fucking ground, LA.
Whitey's gonna pay, Whitey's gonna pay.

ZT

  

Passionate_Man

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 10:00 AM

She was nice, and she paid for the foursome.

-one nut

god damn, on loveline now in a 4some with jessica alba, lucky bastard

Passionate_Man

  

Santa's Mouth

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 10:03 AM

HERE's a little minky that I wouldn't mind givin' it to! ;)

Oh, look! I think I see pubes!

(And if someone tells me how to resize these, I will.)

Santa's Mouth

  

HocusPocus

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 4:29 PM

...and give me a well-groomed natural pubic hair over the creepy bald pedophile-attracting look...

I dont see why it's wrong to like the bald look. Are you saying that women shouldn't shave their legs neither? Because according to that logic, that's just a look of a preteen and you want natural, right?

HocusPocus

  

babyivan

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 4:38 PM
Edited Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 4:39 PM

Me likey!


Image hosted by Photobucket.com


What can I say.....I got a "thing" for Tina Fey

babyivan

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 5:03 PM

"I dont see why it's wrong to like the bald look. Are you saying that women shouldn't shave their legs neither? Because according to that logic, that's just a look of a preteen and you want natural, right" - Hocus

Oh, christ, here we go. Watch your steps, folks, Hocus is headin' down a slope and it's a mighty slippery one.

Beat It!

  

AdamnDocdrew

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 5:26 PM

Hocus is headin' down a slope and it's a mighty slippery one

Can anyone say ACLU pussies?

secondly WE CANT JUDGE

AdamnDocdrew

  

Passionate_Man

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 5:44 PM

he also refers to the right wing a-holes in that too.

Passionate_Man

  

rayray

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 6:56 PM

Shaving/waxing down in that area is wonderful. It's clean and keep it from collecting odor. Man, that place can get stinky. I think bodyhair on women is gross. Everywhere should be smooth excluding hair and eyebrows.

rayray

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 7:04 PM

/\ "You are correct, sir [ma'am]!"

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

Mahalo

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 7:18 PM

"all the porn at your fingertips"? Tell me how. TELL ME NOW. If you do, I will give you an excellent source.

—foob2011

I don't have any secret underground sources. Empornium, Pure T 'n A, and newsgroups do just fine, though.

Mahalo

  

illyB

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 7:22 PM
Edited Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 7:24 PM

To Swifty's question about blowjobs from a girl with a pierced tongue. My ex had hers pierced 5 times, like the pattern on dice, one at a time over a 3 month period. She also had a few litle rubber "ticklers" that would fit over the ends of the bar bells, and even a vibrating stick in place of the bar. Of course it was exciting, but really, not that much of a diffrence. In fact sometimes it was too much, alittle less metal on my dork would have been nice.

So I guess what Im saying is, get it if you can, but dont worry if you dont, its not key to a great BJ....

....Goddamnit, now I want a blowjob...

Also, a decent site for completly free porn, is Marks BookMark- it has sample videos a pics, updated everyday. There short, but hey, its free porn, without shitty pop-ups.

http://www.book-mark.net/mark.html

Happy wacking!

illyB

  

steve

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 7:30 PM

I get blowjobs from a girl with a pierced tongue on a daily basis.

*whistles and walks away*

steve

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 7:34 PM

Steve, HOW DARE YOU!!!??

That was our secret and you told. I'm not a WHORE!!

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 7:49 PM

Wow, what a class act.

Beat It!

  

ZT

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 8:25 PM

ZT

  

fluent_in_tard

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 8:37 PM

Shaving/waxing down in that area is wonderful. It's clean and keep it from collecting odor. - rayray

I personally find a womans CLEAN musky scent down there erotic. I think the smell factor in sex is very underrated.

fluent_in_tard

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 8:44 PM

It's clean and keep it from collecting odor.
-raynoplay


I've heard there's another way to accomplish this. It's called "bathing regularly."


Wow, what a class act.

—Cheat It!


Aw hell...Look what I've started now.


Dusty TheHick

  

greenhornet

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 8:49 PM

Dude! That's pretty fucked up right there ^

greenhornet

  

thuro

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 9:51 PM
Edited Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 9:54 PM

Give me a few to upload my current instagasm pic. in the mean time, I'm totally digging this hot number.

thuro

  

thuro

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 10:02 PM

My desktop background at the moment, clothed enough to have as a background with others around, but "smoking" to where just looking at it is instant orgasm ("instagasm")

thuro

  

oh-for

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 4:17 AM

I've got to agree with fluent in tardiness, nothing like the clean 'scent of a woman'! Mmmmmmmm. Yeah. Nothing in the world.

oh-for

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 6:20 AM

"Aw hell...Look what I've started now." —Dusty TheHick

"Huh?"

Did I unknowingly infringe on something you'd begun?

Although I am happy to finally have been given and Mad magazine style screen name alteration by Sir Dusty, I've finally made it.

Beat It!

  

babyivan

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 8:41 AM

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babyivan

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 7:19 PM

[DAG vomit drop]

Dusty TheHick

  

oh-for

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 5:13 AM

Not even funny. Cut it out!

oh-for

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 5:14 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

AdamnDocdrew

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 6:13 PM

where the hell did this turn from boys this is what a woman should look like to women this is what a boy should look like?

AdamnDocdrew

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 6:15 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

AdamnDocdrew

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 6:24 PM


HE IS ESCAPING WITH OUR THREAD

This is a stolen pic but dam it was worth it sry Mandee

AdamnDocdrew

  

babyivan

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 7:27 PM

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babyivan

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