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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 9:43 PM In a class of mine yesterday, we had to create a character to write about, including his name and occupation. I tossed out great suggestions such as Fauntleroy and insisting the name Spaz be preceded by the title Doctor. For profession, I had to suggest American Indian Gynecologist. But for some reason no one liked my suggestion. The professor said I couldn't make any more suggestions. (My first suggestion of porn star fluff girl probably did me in.) *sigh* Why does such genius go unrecognized? They would have loved Adam's Choctaw... —clodhopper |
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clodhopper |
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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 9:47 PM My Dr. Spaz suggestion actually got a few laughs, although it was clear no one in the class had ever heard Loveline besides me. I actually wrote an entire poem about Adam Carolla because I couldn't think of anything else to write about with an hour before class. It blew big time. —clodhopper |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 3:42 AM I'm glad in a selfish way that only a small percent of Americans listen to Loveline frequently. That way, I can re-tell all of Adam's jokes and stories and everybody thinks I'm a comedic genius! Great way to get the chicks, too! —j4k3 |
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barrelofsharks |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 1:13 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 1:13 PM I've found, at least in the past, that many many people are familiar with and listen to the show, at least on an infrequent basis. Your right though, I too find LL humor subconsciously seeping into my own repertoire quite often. —barrelofsharks |
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rayray |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 1:39 PM I referred to something as a "flaming turd" once. Everyone laughed. I'm still in the phase of calling people "sweetie" and "babydoll" —rayray |
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oh-for |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 1:57 PM People should be calling rayray such things. I regularly call fellow fans on the CB radio with Adam's mexican Ay! sound, or his WHOOOOO! response. —oh-for |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 2:32 PM I've used the whole rape is a crime of violence except that you cum thing. My mom wasn't impressed. —mandeemoo22 |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 2:36 PM They say teachers/professors are notoriously liberal. Maybe they didn’t like the American Indian Gynecologist because he is pro-papoose?
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Vicar of Christ |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 4:11 PM Me and my sister's boyfriend talk about LL constantly. It's gotten so bad that my sister forbids her boyfriend from discussing LL at all any more. "My sister has a pussy-whipped boyfriend? SHHHHOOOOCCCKKKING!" —Vicar of Christ |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 5:11 PM i dunno, you'd be surprised. i was getting tattooed the other day, and this fat guy that hangs around the shop said something about fingerblasting some girl. i was taken aback, so i asked him about it and it turned out he was a huge LL fan and we rapped for hours. —GooseAss |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 5:44 PM I have yet to meet anyone in the real world who has ever heard the show, let alone a hardcore fan.. but then again, I don't walk around with a "Loveline" tattoo or Adam's name on my shoe. —Kevin U. |
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moveyourauf |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 5:54 PM yeah I use Adam's mexican Ay! all the time. also 'no not alright!"....& got a buddy of mine's 7 year old girl saying it all the time now! thats her new phrase, cracks me up that the whole family is annoyed that I taught her that. my gal thinks I am such a dork for dropping in references that she says no one gets. oh well, who gives a shit. so Im a dork, don't care. agree with j4k3 in that I'm glad in a selfish way that only a small percent of people listen to Loveline frequently. cheers, this is a great board.
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GooseAss |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:14 PM i got a tattoo of jesus with his eyes ripped out —GooseAss |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:47 PM I too have never met anyone else who listens to the show with any regularity, and it seems like I'm the only person on campus who listens at all. My family is starting to get annoyed with me, now that I've been on a few times and quote the show frequently. My sister tried to hide my radio recently, luckily I found it in time. —OneNutAaron |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:51 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:51 PM i got a tattoo of jesus with his eyes ripped out "Cannot judge" —barrelofsharks |
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clodhopper |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:05 PM "They say teachers/professors are notoriously liberal. Maybe they didn’t like the American Indian Gynecologist because he is pro-papoose? He is clearly a hippie entering middle age. He told us a story about starting his WV bus on fire while trying to put a new engine in it. He might have made it up, because it almost sounds too damn hippieish to be true. But yeah, it wouldn't shock me. —clodhopper |
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masonjar_condition |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:11 PM I threatened to rape someone in their ears; both of them, today... is that loveline humor? Or just Colin humor? —masonjar_condition |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:15 PM #1 If Adam was doing it, it would be funny. #2 When has the general public embraced something that was briliant. Look at Top 40 music, top rated show, big movies, etc. People suck and are gay and I hate them all. Thank you. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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victoria and B |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:00 PM I know people who will say they have listened on occasion and they hate that Adam Carolla and don't get him. Then I think "we could never hang together" —victoria and B |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:33 PM I've found that whenever I use "No! Cannot have!," people always think I'm referencing the "Soup Nazi" from Seinfeld. —Dusty TheHick |
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Dark Laith |
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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 8:09 AM I have one friend who occasionally listens to Loveline, and that's it. —Dark Laith |
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AdamnDocdrew |
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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 8:36 AM —Vicar of Christ. Is it just me or does anyone feel that name shoulda been left untouched? No offense to u but that one seems that it should be left to the Aceman.... Like he said hes got at least 13 or so days to use it and only one at a time so if u arent adam leave now and die... i mean change the name —AdamnDocdrew |
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Dark Laith |
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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 10:58 AM When I first saw it I felt that way, but now I don't really care. —Dark Laith |
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AdamnDocdrew |
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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 5:23 PM SUPPORT finally upon retrospect.... eh ok fine but only until a new pope is chosen then —AdamnDocdrew |
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Vicar of Christ |
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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 8:02 PM What? Like Adam is ever going to come on here. This is a man who admits he can't even work his Apple. (Plus, he owns an Apple fer chrissakes) On the off chance Ace comes on TLC I will gladly turn the name over. —Vicar of Christ |
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Dark Laith |
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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 7:51 AM
Edited Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 7:52 AM Apple is the company, Macintosh is the computer. Apple hasn't made Apple computers since the 80s. Entirely different machines. (Yeah, I know, you don't care, but I'm just saying.) —Dark Laith |
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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 5:37 PM The other day I said, perfectly normal perfectly healthy, and my cousin immedialtely recognized it. —hindudot1788 |
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