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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 9:11 PM Adam has my vote! —Hobo84 |
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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 9:30 PM He's a little young to be Pope. I heard the Cardinals don't want another youngish Vicar of Christ so the next pope will probably be around 70 or so. But look out in 2030. Adam Carolla may be the first married sexed-up masturbating athiest to be the Bishop of Rome. —sillygilly25 |
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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 11:27 PM Nice find Dubious.
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:07 AM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:10 AM "John [XII] was known to raise a glass in honor of Satan every now and again."
"John liked hunting with his male buddies and humping with his female buddies. He also liked humping with his male buddies. Any warm body in Rome was liable to be humped during his tenure. In addition to indulging his own considerable libido, John encouraged everyone else to hump as well."
"John indulged his lust as he saw fit, including orgies in the halls of St. John Lateran, the most prestigious cathedral in Christendom, and sex on the tombs of the Apostles Peter and Paul. He particularly enjoyed doing widows and virgins. Among his many conquests, John XII had sex with his niece, his sisters and his mother."
"He gambled away the alms brought to Rome by pilgrims and vigorously squandered the goodwill of his allies until his power base collapsed entirely. He killed off petty political opponents without much of a second thought." Woah. I like this Pope, he had balls. We need another one like him. —Dark Laith |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:08 AM Yeah, I like that guy. He was wayyyy cooler than this last pope, who just sat there and made random arm movements. I have always felt that if the pope did some more humping, the world would be a better place. —mandeemoo22 |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:42 AM As long as those they hump are of age! And preferably female? —Shocking! |
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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 10:35 AM
Edited Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 10:49 AM you know what i found there? "Dr. Drew Pinsky, 16, with his first girlfriend" thats when he lost his virginity. good times —Passionate_Man |
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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 11:54 AM
Edited Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 11:55 AM I absolutely love the Rotten Library. One of the editors is a pee freak but other than that it's a wonderful reference and an amusing read. —Dubious Merit |
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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 12:29 PM excellent —Vicar |
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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 1:19 PM how long will he continue to call himself the vicar? i say not thru the weekend —maxPOWER |
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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 4:52 PM Of course, Adam is Italian, so that ups his chances of acheiving the papacy. —lovethatline |
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