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Hesitant about a relationship, need your oppinions...

  

chronodavid

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 5:31 PM

I am a senior in high school and I've never been in a relationship, but there is this really cute girl who seems to want to get with me. The thing is, she is 16 and I am 18. I'm wondering if you think this is too big of an age difference... I just want to know what your reactions are to this type of relationship. Any input is greatly appreciated.

-david

chronodavid

  

swifty

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 6:41 PM

If your both still in high school, I say go for it. But if your about to turn 19 and she just turned 16, it could get weird.

It's totaly your call. I think the Pope approves ;)

swifty

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:11 PM

I'm wondering if you think this is too big of an age difference


I'm LEANING toward "not."

Dusty TheHick

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:17 PM

I say go for it, as long as you don't take her to the prom because I have an issue with underclassmen coming to senior prom (I'm a senior too). But still, step up to the plate and ask her out. If you decide that you don't want a relationship, just have sex with her, and end it then.

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:21 PM

I have an issue with underclassmen coming to senior prom (I'm a senior too).


When I was your age, I thought *I* was the only one who felt that way.

Dusty TheHick

  

PureChaos414

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:21 PM

Go for it. Try like hell to get laid, and then dump her. YES!

and Swifty, it's "You're" and "totally"

Just doin' my job.

PureChaos414

  

LippyTaK

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:22 PM

Get a relationship going through the summer, it'll make your last summer a great one. Make sure you end it when you go off to college though.

LippyTaK

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:27 PM
Edited Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:27 PM

and Swifty, it's "You're" and "totally"

Just doin' my job.


Okay..I think for the rest of you GP officers, we're going to need to institute a quota system. You may now thank Liz for making you all look bad.


-GP Commissioner D. TheHick

Dusty TheHick

  

masonjar_condition

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:29 PM

I have an issue with underclassmen coming to senior prom (I'm a senior too).


When I was your age, I thought *I* was the only one who felt that way


Uncle Dusty, what were proms like in the olden days? Did the girls let you feel their.. ya know.. Knees?

masonjar_condition

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:34 PM

My grandfather told me a story about proms back in those days and they were only allowed to square dance. Also, if you had to touch a person of the opposite sex, your bodies had to be one meter apart. Wow, Dusty, I feel sorry for you. You must have had to carry a meter stick around with you wherever you went.

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:34 PM

Uncle Dusty, what were proms like in the olden days? Did the girls let you feel their.. ya know.. Knees?

—masonjar_condition


How in the hell would *I* know?!?!?! Oh, wait...I DID go to my JUNIOR prom. Can't say it was my finest hour.

Dusty TheHick

  

PureChaos414

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:34 PM

GP Commissioner D. TheHick, what is the monthly quota? I want to make sure I exceed it by at least 5 corrections. Reading the thread earlier today, I noticed about 10 that I didn't correct. Should I go back and correct them, sir?

PureChaos414

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:35 PM
Edited Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:36 PM

You must have had to carry a meter stick around with you wherever you went.

—mandeemoo22


That's never been a source of difficulty for me. HIIIIIIIIIYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


I have not yet worked out the specifics of the quota system, Cpl. Liz (Yes, you got a promotion. Bully for you.)

Dusty TheHick

  

masonjar_condition

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:37 PM

That's never been a source of difficulty for me. HIIIIIIIIIYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Oh Snap! Dusty just got pwned by... himself?

masonjar_condition

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:40 PM

Dusty, how come all of a sudden you got much more attractive?

mandeemoo22

  

Santa's Mouth

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:41 PM

That you're even questioning hooking up with a hot 16 year old makes you borderline HOMO. You think you're gonna get younger?!! Bag a 16 year old as soon as possible, because it's only gonna get MORE illegal!!!

Santa's Mouth

  

PureChaos414

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:46 PM

*GASP* oh my. I am now a corporal!?! YES! I shall go by Corporal P. Chaos. Thank you.

PureChaos414

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:48 PM
Edited Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:49 PM

Dusty, how come all of a sudden you got much more attractive?

—mandeemoo22


I don't know. Have you been rubbing your eyes too hard again?

Cpl. Chaos: Your first duty as corporal is to work out the specifics of the quota system while I go and vacuum. Be back later.

Dusty TheHick

  

PureChaos414

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:51 PM

GP Commissioner D. TheHick, I think this is something that we need to figure out together.

PureChaos414

  

masonjar_condition

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:51 PM

evil... mental picture... of dusty.. in a... french maid .. outfit... GAH! SMACKS SIDE OF HEAD! get out of there damn you!

masonjar_condition

  

Beat It!

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:52 PM
Edited Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:55 PM

Could'a been worse, could'a been naked...

Beat It!

  

chronodavid

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 8:24 PM

"That you're even questioning hooking up with a hot 16 year old makes you borderline HOMO."

That made me laugh pretty hard, I'm just really self concious about certain things to the point where I think I have a few serious mental problems.

Anyway, we're going to the movies tomarrow...

Sin City, not the best movie choice I guess. Heh, it's not going to be easy to make any sort of move during all those scenes where people get castrated, eaten, or blown up, etc.

Wish me luck, although to be honest, so far she can't keep her hands off me...

0_0

-David

chronodavid

  

swifty

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 8:27 PM

God damn spelling/grammar check!!

Fair enough. I type the first thing that comes to me with out regard for spelling or grammar; it's not like this is a doctorial dissertation. But still....I should be more careful.

swifty

  

Colin

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 8:51 PM

How do you feel about a 19 year old boy at a prom with their 17 year old girlfriend?

She took me to hers.

She also wore my letterman's jacket at school. It showed everyone how old her boyfriend was...

Colin

  

Colin

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 8:55 PM

I should scan the photo of us in our prom clothes. She had a green velvet dress and heels which put her at 6'2". My patent leather shoes put me at 6'6".

Of course, I look about 12 years old without any facial hair.

Wahoo...

Colin

  

PureChaos414

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 8:56 PM

yes yes! i want a pic!!

PureChaos414

  

Colin

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 9:01 PM

Soon...

Colin

  

Drew, Please

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 12:05 AM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 12:18 AM

Cdav, I expect you to report back immediately with the results of this date. Disregard all of the fuck and dump advice, you wouldn't be posting here asking our opinion if you didn't have some feelings for this girl. Getting a little tail with no strings is NOT a bad thing, but in this situation if you've never had a girlfriend and you like her/she likes you, treat her right and be a stand up guy. There's plenty of squirrely, f'd up chicks that you can use as a jizz receptacle as the years go on. As Adam has said, it would be convenient if their was a national age cutoff for dating. If not illegal, (which I don't thin it is with only 2 yrs. apart) go for it. If it's closer to three years, i agree with slowing it down. Christ, I sound like that hag Dear Abbie. (minus the jizz receptacle remark)

EDIT: Commissioner DtH and Cpl. PC- In staying true to the tradition of law enforcement, I suggest you disregard all the flagrant, heinous crimes (like some of hardpath's rants) and focus on handing down chicken S violations for things such as the "i" I failed to capitalize in the above paragraph. In my bid for PR manager of the G police, I respectfully move that we make a statemet to the public about getting tough on G crime. ex: "We have a duty to protect the future of our community for our children and grandchildren. It is extremely difficult to instruct kids on how to do coke lines off a stripper's ass tatoo while getting their salad tossed by their meth-head cousin unless WE HAVE CORRECT GRAMMER."
(rough draft of course)

Drew, Please

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 12:23 AM

Go for it man. I took a hot 16 year old to the prom when I was your age (17 8/9's). Take it slow--getting laid will come in time and maybe not with this relationship. Who cares? Be a gentlemen, go at her speed (or your's if it's slower). Dating is supposed to be fun once you get the asking out of the way.

bguirk

  

Masteel

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 1:00 AM

I say BOGUS, sir, BOGUS.

Good day.

Masteel

  

MajandraFan

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 2:59 AM

Hey chronodavid, I left high school in 1996 and I've still never been in a relationship, and there are no girls, cute or otherwise, who seem to want to get with me. The thing is, I was watching Sesame Street this morning and that baby from like 1989 now has breasts and a lovely big mouth but there is way too much of an age difference and she is a stranger in another country.
David, I would really like to know your input to my situation. Should I hang myself, or slit my wrists, or become a stalker or a paedophile or something?

MajandraFan

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:25 AM

Should I hang myself, or slit my wrists, or become a stalker or a paedophile or something?

—MajandraFan

I don't know about you, but I'm in a similar boat and my plans involve genocide. Wanna help?

Dark Laith

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:01 AM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:01 AM

Majandra, I don't think you could become a pedophile because I think you already are. That's probably why you haven't had a relationship. Most girls don't like guys in their late 20's who sit at home and watch Sesame Street. You should try watching something a little more mature, like Arthur. Everyone loves Arthur.

mandeemoo22

  

oh-for

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 11:52 AM

Arthur is the best. I used to watch it with my kids, but now they think they are too old for it. Bummer.

oh-for

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 12:21 PM

You have kids? You just lost a lot of hotness, oh-for.

mandeemoo22

  

oh-for

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 1:44 PM

Yep, sorry Mand. Like I already said, too old to be hot, at least to you.

oh-for

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 2:15 PM

Although there are a number of women who think a married man with small kids is attractive (although it doesn't kick in until about 25). That whole stable, responsible thing of being a REAL man.

Of course some of these women then try to hook up with said man not realizing that doing so negates the whole stable, responsible thing of which they want a part.

Beat It!

  

oh-for

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 2:16 PM

What about divorced, with not so small kids?

oh-for

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 2:28 PM

I could like an older man if he was divorced and didn't get to see his kids that often, but wishes he could. Then, it would show that he is very caring, but I wouldn't have to deal with kids being around. That's what I have always wanted for Michael Ian Black.

mandeemoo22

  

oh-for

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 2:49 PM

Not to mention losing the love of my life, soulmate, and whatever, the worst thing about the divorce for me is not being able to at least see my kids every day. 2 and 1/2 weekends is no way enough. They told me that their mother gets sad when I pick them up for the weekend, and all I could think of was how does she think I feel every day? Sure, I also thought, good, you make your bed, lie in it. Yeah, still a little angry.

oh-for

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 2:54 PM

Awww, now I feel bad about saying that. I only get to see my dad every other weekend and every Wednesday, so I think he probably feels the same way.

mandeemoo22

  

drewdrop

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 2:59 PM

She's really cute and your hesitant about the relationship? This seems kind of gay to me.

drewdrop

  

mandeemoo22

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 3:02 PM

I GOT HERE FIRST! She's really cute and your hesitant about the relationship?

YOU'RE!

mandeemoo22

  

drewdrop

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 3:04 PM

Perfectionist?

drewdrop

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 3:09 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 3:09 PM

No, she's a member of the Grammar Police.

EDIT: Actually, wait, that does make her a perfectionist.

Dark Laith

  

chronodavid

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:40 PM

"She's really cute and your hesitant about the relationship? This seems kind of gay to me."

fuck you guys...

chronodavid

  

Santa's Mouth

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:47 PM

"fuck you guys..." —chronodavid

Well, that sounds REALLY gay! ;)

Santa's Mouth

  

chronodavid

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:06 PM

"Well, that sounds REALLY gay! ;)"

I swore to myself if I got that reply I would commit suicide...

After reading the note, my parent's are going to wonder just what about Santa's mouth led me to kill myself.

chronodavid

  

chronodavid

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:07 PM

i bet you guys are just jealous :)

chronodavid

  

Santa's Mouth

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 7:08 PM

Listen, if you didn't expect the little smirking emoticon at the end, I think we can let you off on a technicality.

Too much blood on my hands already. Wait, did I type that out loud? Crap.

Santa's Mouth

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:05 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:07 PM

i bet you guys are just jealous :)

—chronodavid


So?


Speaking of "Arthur"...


Okay, I caught it a couple times back when I didn't have cable, and was sick of the tards on "Judge Judy." Here's what bugged/amused me the most about "Arthur." These kids are all animals, right? Well, they have HUMAN hands and feet! ROFL!!

Dusty TheHick

  

PureChaos414

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:16 PM

Dude, don't diss Arthur. He's awesome.

PureChaos414

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 9:39 PM

I'm just sayin'.

Dusty TheHick

  

oh-for

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 12:36 AM

You kind of have to get past that, Dust. They also have glasses, and wear clothes and drive cars. When have you seen that since Goofy?

oh-for

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 8:18 AM

Too much blood on my hands already. Wait, did I type that out loud? Crap.

—Santa's Mouth

Only on the internet could you have the concept of typing something out loud and have it make perfect sense.

Dark Laith

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 12:39 PM

I love Arthur. My favorite character is George, the moose, but he very rarely talks. He just makes me giggle. They had lesbians on Arthur once. That's why this show is so much more cooler than Dragon Tales and shit like that.

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 8:00 PM

That big bully dude, who isn't a bully anymore ("Binky?") annoys me.


So do most of the little chick characters. But then again, the show isn't exactly MEANT for ME now, is it?

Dusty TheHick

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 12:03 PM

No, the show is not meant for you. However, I think the fact that you know Binky's name is really sexy.

mandeemoo22

  

oh-for

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 5:06 AM

The Brain is my favorite character, even tho his name is Alan, I like how they all call him The Brain.

oh-for

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 11:17 AM

I used to always like Sue Ellen, just because her name was Sue Ellen and I thought it sounded funny. I used to go around and just call random people Sue Ellen. I really don't like Francine. The Brain is cool though, oh-for. I can definitely respect that choice.

mandeemoo22

  

barrelofsharks

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 11:44 AM

In my opinion, Arthur is the best character. As for those anthropomorphic citizens of Elwood City that I dislike, Prunella and those “Tibble Twins” take the cake. That Francine can be a real bitch at times too, but that is just her way.

barrelofsharks

  

chix0r

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 11:55 AM

I can't believe no one likes..uh, the rabbit. Buster. He does those cool real-life things now where he talks to hispanics about low-rider bikes and stuff.

chix0r

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 12:33 PM

I like Buster. He's awesome because he gets to travel a lot. My favorite episode with Buster was when he had that big brother guy, Mike. I've always found it funny that their big rival school is called Mighty Mountain. Oooh, scary.

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 5:20 PM

Wouldn't you, just once, like to see Arthur beat the shit out of D.W.?

I know *I* would.

Dusty TheHick

  

Passionate_Man

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 5:41 PM

i second that motion

Passionate_Man

  

barrelofsharks

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 5:53 PM

I imagine the aardvark in question has a lot of pent up anger, what with Mr. Ratburn assigning all the homework.

barrelofsharks

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 5:58 PM

Plus he has to smell all that diaper-shit at home.

Dusty TheHick

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 6:53 PM

I would love for Arthur to just punch DW in the face. The only one that likes her is her imaginary friend, Nadine. I would be a total wreck if I was Arthur. He's got the annoying sisters, his teacher stayed at his house, his school caught on fire, etc. I give that aardvark a lot of credit for being able to handle it all.

mandeemoo22

  

oh-for

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Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 2:33 AM

I have a friend nadine who is smoking hot. Yeah, I like Buster too, he reminds me of an old friend of mine. Acts just like him, and a great big heart.

oh-for

  

lundy

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Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 4:33 AM

Buster got banned for going to Vermont to meet maple-syrup lesbians.
It's a fact.

lundy

  

mandeemoo22

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Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 8:15 AM

It's a right wing conspiracy, I say!

mandeemoo22

  

PureChaos414

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Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 8:52 AM

did you fuck her, oh-for? I like this Arthur chat. Lets keep it goin.

PureChaos414

  

Passionate_Man

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Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 9:01 AM

how could you fuck DW? shes just a cartoon character. then agian there are people who get off on that. cannot judge

Passionate_Man

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 3:35 PM
Edited Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 3:36 PM

Besides, she's underage.


Now JUDY JETSON, on the other hand....

Dusty TheHick

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 4:06 PM

Buster Bunny reminds me of the dude from AC-DC. Which ever one sings TNT.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

oh-for

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Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 6:22 PM

That would be Bonn Scott,and he's dead. Doesn't make me think of Buster. Ummm, lizeast, ahhh, I plead the 5th. Let's just say that she's a very good friend, who lives in Canada. Very far away.

oh-for

  

ankiedada

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Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 6:29 PM

Whoooooooooooo CARES?

ankiedada

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 7:17 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

mandeemoo22

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Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 8:08 PM

That's not true! I give a shit. Arthur is a very important subject. Without Arthur, I would never have known that "having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card".

mandeemoo22

  

Passionate_Man

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Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 8:40 AM

i just took a shit.

Passionate_Man

  

oh-for

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Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 9:56 AM

Thanks mandee, but I think those remarks were directed at me, or am I just being narcisistic?

oh-for

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 11:36 AM

"I am a pessimist, I am a narcastic...."

I don't understand why teenagers watch cartoons. I can see watching some if you're stoned (Spongebob), but when teenage girls get in on it, it's just annoying. Thank you.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 6:01 PM
Edited Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 6:02 PM

How do you not understand why teenagers watch cartoons? It's not rocket science, it's Apple Jacks. Plus, teenage girls have very good input when it comes to cartoons. At lunch, my friends and I have had very deep conversations about Doug. There's a guy with low self-esteem.

mandeemoo22

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 6:16 PM
Edited Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 6:16 PM

SpongeBob was the only new cartoon I watched. SpongeBob became too popular and now I can't watch it anymore. I guess I would watch some of the old cartoon I watched as a kid, such as Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, (Nick-era) Doug, etc. But, the new cartoon are suck.

I don't know, I just get annoyed with chicks that don't act their age. Also, I don't like it when dumb chicks copy what guys do (neck-ties, SpongeBob, general punk style, etc.), think they're cool, and play it out.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 7:05 PM

The ties thing pisses me off too. I don't like it when girls act their age either, but from most of the girls that I've talked to, when we discuss a cartoon, we usually aren't just saying "Oh my God, that is soooo cool". It usually is either discussing something psychological about the characters or we are laughing about what we used to watch when we were little.

mandeemoo22

  

Drew, Please

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Sunday, April 10, 2005 at 11:32 PM

If Arthur dated an abalone and they made out on their date, would that shot be considered porn? Do you think Arthur has smegma for saliva? Now that I've tarnished the innocence of this thread,

chronodave, WTF happened on your date? You can't leave us hangin'.

Drew, Please

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, April 11, 2005 at 1:36 PM

I was wondering that as well.

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, April 11, 2005 at 5:44 PM

Thanks mandee, but I think those remarks were directed at me, or am I just being narcisistic?

—oh-for


Both, actually.

Dusty TheHick

  

oh-for

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Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 1:58 PM

Nice to have the witty no picture posting Dusty back.

oh-for

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 6:21 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

Santa's Mouth

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Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 6:24 PM

I can't help thinking ebaumsworld.com is wondering where all their pictures went. ;)

Santa's Mouth

  

chronodavid

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Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 6:55 PM

Well, we didn't end up going to see the movie... but we did hang out the following weekend, and i'll just say that things are going well.

...very well.

mwahahahahahhahahaha

chronodavid

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 12:08 PM

You're not going to give us details? You are just going leave us here, waiting and wondering? How dare you betray us like that? After all we've done for you. I don't think I'll ever get over this. Actually, I'm over it. :D

mandeemoo22

  

Passionate_Man

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Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 12:19 PM

so is she a goer? nudge nudge say no more

Passionate_Man

  

PureChaos414

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Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 3:21 PM

doubtful. he probably kissed her and got a boner and she gave him a crappy handy and now she won't return his phone calls.

PureChaos414

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 5:47 PM

It's gettin' pretty cathartic in here.

Beat It!

  

Drew, Please

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Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 11:14 PM

Is there such thing as a crappy handy? Unless she drew a dookie fingerpainting before grabbin' hold.

Drew, Please

  

masonjar_condition

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 12:30 AM

doubtful. he probably kissed her and got a boner and she gave him a crappy handy and now she won't return his phone calls.

—PureChaos414


LMAO! Dear Liz... little lizzie... I know YOU have NEVER done this to a poor, poor undersexed little guy ever in your life, have you? lol.

masonjar_condition

  

PureChaos414

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 4:30 PM

sir i wasn't aware i gave you boners, much less handy's, OR kissed you, OR met you for that matter. And you don't have my phone number. so HA

PureChaos414

  

ZT

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 5:27 PM

I wouldn't say girls give me boners as much as I would that they make me want to make boners.

ZT

  

chix0r

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Friday, May 13, 2005 at 2:28 PM
Edited Friday, May 13, 2005 at 2:28 PM

I was watching "Postcards from Buster" for like 5 min. while I ate a bagel, and he went to a trailer park. I guess it was a good one though - the dogs had upright, curly tails. And