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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 9:55 PM I was just on tonight, and I just couldn't come up with enough lies for Dr. Drew. I'm so ashamed. I was planning on working in "Mason Jar" tonight, but I just couldn't work it into answers to questions they were asking. Everyone can ridicule me in public. I really am ashamed on my awful performance. —OneNutAaron |
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OneNutAaron |
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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 10:43 PM How long do I need to wait before I call back with a better, bogus question? I should probably go into a short exile from the show to center myself and find good Chi. Sound good? —OneNutAaron |
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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 12:43 AM
Edited Monday, April 4, 2005 at 12:45 AM I didn’t hear the call, but did you at least follow the rules of the Bogus Call? The rules are, if they say it’s bogus, you can’t go on with the call, PERIOD. I was very disappointed in the Jack-Hole caller who was saying when he mastErbates he doesn’t think of anything, because I think Drew or Adam said it was bogus, and he was like, “no, I was just joking” At that point, he was called out, so he had to fess up, but he didn’t. Then he comes out later with the punch line, and his horrible Adam impersonation. I’d like to publicly cane him for breaking the rules of the Bogus Call. Bogus Calls are fine, but you’ve got to follow the rules, otherwise they just suck. (EDIT: These rules also apply to Adam and Drew. They can’t just say, “bogus” to every call either. Drew is really bad about this. So, if they break the rules, it’s definitely “game on”)
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Beat It! |
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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 8:48 AM Good job on (eventually) owning up to it. Obviously you were the man boobs call, yes? What I'm wondering is if you really lost a nut playing soccer, because I seem to remember a call about that several months ago, or was that just you doing another bogus one? And at least it wasn't as bad as the tiger call, anyone here responsible for that? 'A' for originality and difficulty, but you crashed pretty much on takeoff. With something like that, you've really got to have the story planned in your head. And how were you gonna work in the Mason Jar, would it have been the tiger's ass? —Beat It! |
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OneNutAaron |
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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 5:26 PM I really did get hit in the nuts with a soccer ball, but everything was fine afterward. My first call Drew just told me to go get checked out by a doctor and Adam ranted about how no one wears cups anymore. The second call, I told them that my nut was taken out and I asked about prosthetics. At the very end of that call, after I was on hold again, Drew goes, "That had a strangely bogus quality to it." And Adam goes, "Yeah, but...who cares." That's when I thought of calling for a third time and telling them my man-boobs were the size of mason jars or that my dead nut was sitting on my bookshelf in a mason jar. —OneNutAaron |
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walker |
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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 6:18 PM bogus calls suck my balls, most of the time —walker |
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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 8:03 PM I like 'em. Walker- notice how that wasn't something confusing like "bogus calls don't suck my balls most of the time". And since when did a little ball-sucking become a bad thing? Anyways, I like my sentences simple. —jeff94 |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 1:32 PM I thought you did a great job until you said the doctor laughed at you. I couldn't figure out why Drew assumed you would have told the doctor about the problem, either..obviously if you had, you wouldn't be calling. I guess I must be showing my feminine side here, because I really don't understand the point of a bogus call. I can see where it'd be funny to get to the "mason jar" punchline at the end, but listening to this call and knowing it was fake, I just felt bad for Drew & Adam. —chix0r |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 1:56 PM I thought you did a pretty good job, but you need more practice. Try practicing to your friends, and have a script written down, just to know what you are talking about. You have to keep your cool, too. Don't lose composure. I was patiently waiting for the Masonjar line, but you fizzled before you had time. Better luck next time. —oh-for |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 2:31 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 2:31 PM I just remember when I heard the first “Mason Jar” call, it brought such a funny image to my mind. If I had Michael Narren’s skills, I’d animate it myself. The guy saying how his girlfriend said she had never done anal before, but then “she turned around and her butt-hole was as big as a mason jar!” I just got this funny image of this guy about to dive into what he though was his girlfriend’s virgin ass, and then he makes one of those cheesy B movie comedic faces, where he flinches back and his eyes go wide, as he sees her cavernous butt-hole. I was with my girlfriend (EX) at the time, and we both laughed our asses off. So, I’m not sure if it’s a feminine thing or not. Maybe the bogus calls these days just aren’t as good, because everyone expects them? I think they are funny/cool because they are sort of carrying on a tradition.
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walker |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:16 PM I never thought people actually spent that much time with bogus calls, until I came here. Good times! —walker |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 6:46 PM >>That's when I thought of calling for a third time and telling them my man-boobs were the size of mason jars or that my dead nut was sitting on my bookshelf in a mason jar. I heard your call. Too bad you couldn't have pulled it off, that would have been a new and unique (and hilarious) take on the mason jar scenario. Tony —TonyInPortland |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:57 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:57 PM ...and have a script written down, just to know what you are talking about.
But if you do this, you should make a valliant effort not to sound like you are reading.
Tony
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Dubious Merit |
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:32 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:33 PM I think the best thing you could do for a bogus call would be to get a friend to ask you questions, whatever questions seem interesting to him, and get your answers straight. It'd be like that acting exercise where you decide where your character went to school and what their pets' names were. edit: Tony —Dubious Merit |
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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 8:12 AM I never thought people actually spent that much time with bogus calls, until I came here. Good times! —walker The problem is, the ones we all collaborate planning on are the ones that never end up getting done (like the random-time low-battery smoke detector beep one we had a while back). Somehow the calls that are planned singularly and independently are the ones that end up getting called in. —Dark Laith |
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