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I miss Pan-Pan

  

ZT

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 4:19 AM
Edited Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 4:19 AM

Sample Pan-Pan Wisdom:

Sweetums, Pan Pan is like Saint Paul: All things to all men. Do you want a lover who is tender and yielding and simperingly girlish? Then Pan Pan is your man! Do you need a stern father figure to punish you for all your bad bad thoughts and dirty dirty deeds? Then Pan Pan is the Avenging Angel and the Wrath of God come to earth! Choose and enjoy, my little buttercup!


ZT

  

ZT

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 9:03 PM

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE MORE LOVE FOR CAMMY THAN FOR PAN-PAN?!?

You're all a bunch of Stephen Baldwin lovers!!

ZT

  

Masteel

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 12:58 AM

I wouldn’t put it past ZT to be logging in as Pan-Pan and Cammy and writing their posts.

There is just too much comedy in those posts for them to be real people. Those have Ronald McDonald written all over them.

Masteel

  

ZT

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 1:08 AM

I just wish I could claim to be Fajandra Man.

ZT

  

Masteel

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 1:20 AM

That's awesome. Much better response to him than the current back and forth that is going on in the "Cultural Imperialism" thread.

Masteel

  

nvgoddess

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 2:36 PM

I miss Pan-Pan way more than Cammy.

nvgoddess

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 6:48 PM

I FINALLY get what "MajandraFan" means.

...but so what? He's still an ass.

Dusty TheHick

  

Dark Laith

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:57 AM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:57 AM

I FINALLY get what "MajandraFan" means.

—Dusty TheHick

Mind clueing in the clueless?

Dark Laith

  

ZT

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 11:09 AM

I miss Pan-Pan way more than Cammy. —nvgoddess

That almost sounds like you're judging.

Pan-Pan and Cammy were exactly the same! We simply cannot judge!

ZT

  

nvgoddess

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 2:51 PM

Oh, I judge, all right. I judge.

*nods seriously*

nvgoddess

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:34 PM

Mind clueing in the clueless?

—Dark Laith

I presume that it is simply a spoonerism of "FajandraMan." Now, what THAT means is the NEW question.

Dusty TheHick

  

Santa's Mouth

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 8:47 PM

There IS a slightly pretentious broad named Majandra, here: www.majandra.com

Could this be what that name refers to?

"Majandra Delfino has an ambition that is not wrought from anything else but the desire to create, and create well. From singing to acting to dancing to painting to playing the guitar, piano, and cello, Delfino simply thrives on being creative and doing it on her own terms."

Wow, she likes herself! And you KNOW she wrote that, too!

(And I think "Fajandra Man" is the Filipino equivalent of "Neanderthal Man".)

Santa's Mouth

  

ZT

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:08 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 10:09 PM

I love the Spice Girls!

They're going to make a musical!!

Here's the story from A to Z!!!

!!! YAY !!!

Be a little bit wiser, baby!
put it on! put it on!
I need some love like...
I've never needed love before!

ZT

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 6:32 AM

Santa's quicker than Dusty, she was even a loveline guest once.
Sweetest music i ever hear.
Embracing and rejecting everything at the same time.
Or creating a username on a message board.
Where's my pride?

MajandraFan

  

ZT

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 9:24 AM

I fuck her. But, I'd be doing the favor.

ZT

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 at 7:57 PM

Santa's quicker than Dusty, she was even a loveline guest once.

I suppose that's what happens when you presume. You make a pres out of you and me.

Dusty TheHick

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