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Another Saturday Night spent alone and masturbating

  

jjgold

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 8:17 PM

I really need to get some sort of life. Any suggestions?

jjgold

  

PureChaos414

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 8:18 PM

Come to DC. Go to the DMB concert with me.

PureChaos414

  

oh-for

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 8:20 PM

See how fast I get cast aside?

oh-for

  

sillygilly25

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 8:25 PM

Work on the weekends or just go outside and do something you've never done before.

sillygilly25

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 8:30 PM

See how fast I get cast aside?

Once Liz gets your pic, she drops you like a bad habit. I feel so cheap.

*takes rape shower*

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

babyivan

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 8:34 PM

^ hey Hash...what happenned to your self-imposed hiatus?

babyivan

  

oh-for

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 8:36 PM

Leave him alone, it's nice to have his sarcasm back. I can't say I blame her after the picture.

oh-for

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 8:37 PM

Addiction, man, addiction...

*shakes head*

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

babyivan

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 8:42 PM

Leave him alone, it's nice to have his sarcasm back. I can't say I blame her after the picture.

—oh-for


I have no problem with Hash posting....I was just curious

babyivan

  

jjgold

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Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 10:01 PM

Come to DC. Go to the DMB concert with me.

—PureChaos414

Thanks for the invite but I thought he died. Is this the same dude from Wu Tang?

jjgold

  

oh-for

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 4:47 AM

I know that I'm a little naive, but you're kidding right? Doesn't know who Dave Matthew's Band is? "Did you come from behind that rock, or under it?"

oh-for

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 6:37 AM

ODB and DMB aren't the same thing, even though they have three initials

mandeemoo22

  

mandude

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 6:39 AM

Well, one is dead and the other should be

mandude

  

oh-for

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 8:14 AM

I could have sworn lizeast said DMB not old dirty bastard.

oh-for

  

NYBret

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 9:26 AM

After performing a thorough comparative audio analysis, I have determined that Dave Matthews is actually Donald Duck singing into the microphone at a McDonald's drive-thru.

Regardless, he's a great songwriter. And his concerts are amazing.

NYBret

  

oh-for

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 9:38 AM

Good analogy. And not a bad guitarist, too. I just like his drummer. Reminds me(and a lot of other people) of Stuart Copeland from the Police.

oh-for

  

NYBret

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 9:48 AM

Carter Beauford (the drummer) has out-of-this-world chops, and he's unbelievably fast.

My only problem with him is that he tends to over-play. He does too much, and it distracts from the feel of the song.

..I digress.
After all, this is the Loveline Companion.
So... are the Mountain Dew Slurpees at 7-Eleven more or less of a "nectar of the tards" than straight Mountain Dew?

NYBret

  

MajandraFan

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 12:02 PM

I don't really like Dave Matthews so much but I do should get that 94 or so album, cuz I used to crush really hard on Lauren Hoffman.
That reminds me, what the hell happened to Babylon Zoo?

MajandraFan

  

jjgold

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 12:10 PM

Ooooh! Dave Matthews! I am so stupid. He does a kind of stoner rock doesn't he?

jjgold

  

maxPOWER

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 12:33 PM

i never go out. always stay home and spank

maxPOWER

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 6:17 PM

ODB and DMB aren't the same thing, even though they have three initials

—mandeemoo22

What about OMD? HUH? HUH? ...or am I just dating myself? *counts gray hairs*

Dusty TheHick

  

jjgold

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 6:23 PM

I read this thread and think "how bizarre".

jjgold

  

Beat It!

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 6:48 PM

"What about OMD? HUH? HUH? ...or am I just dating myself?" Dusty TheHick

Dusty, as much as I'd love to make a 'dating myself'/masturbation joke, I shan't.

I will say though that 'If You Leave' was and is a great pop song. Lots of good times to OMD back in the day.

Beat It!

  

jjgold

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 7:05 PM

jjgold

  

jjgold

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 7:06 PM

jjgold

  

mandeemoo22

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 9:17 PM

I think you all are starting to catch on. Everything with three letters is not the same. For example:
JFK doesn't equal LBJ
OMD doesn't equal OMC
OCD doesn't equal ADD

Now, you try.

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 9:28 PM

TLC does not equal PhD.

Dusty TheHick

  

jjgold

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 9:52 PM

DSL is not LSD.

jjgold

  

HocusPocus

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 10:16 PM

speaking of shows...

anyone wants to go see AYWKUBTTOD with me?

...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead

HocusPocus

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 10:47 PM

OPP does NOT equal HIV.

Dusty TheHick

  

Dark Laith

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:34 AM

FBI != CIA
OGG != MP3

Dark Laith

  

chix0r

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 10:17 AM

Incidentally I have been thinking about going to the Trail of Dead show. But I saw them last time they played here and they were kind of boring..hmm. *contributes nothing in the form of an acronym*

chix0r

  

jjgold

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 11:48 AM

I saw the Trail of the Dead at Crossroads in Nacogdoches, TX and they damn near burned down the club! Lots of setting shit on fire and breaking stuff.

jjgold

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 12:19 PM

MTV doesn't equal USA

mandeemoo22

  

PureChaos414

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 12:27 PM

LOL Hash, what do you mean I "drop you like a bad habit" ?!! I talk to you almost every day.

Boys are so crazy...

PureChaos414

  

Dark Laith

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 2:43 PM

TIT != ASS

...Does that count?

Dark Laith

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 2:45 PM

No. You can't pick three letter words, they have to be abbreviations.

mandeemoo22

  

jjgold

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 4:04 PM

RBI=DOA

At least in the Padres game. Damn. I was already counting that money.

jjgold

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 6:57 PM

No. You can't pick three letter words, they have to be abbreviations.

—mandeemoo22


Y'mean like:

"ZT equals BO?" (just as an example, of course)

Dusty TheHick

  

mandeemoo22

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:20 PM

Exactly! Although, it is preferable that you pick a three letter abbreviation.

mandeemoo22

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, April 4, 2005 at 7:25 PM

Oh..Like "B.I.G. equals D.O.A."

Dusty TheHick

  

HocusPocus

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 11:37 AM

about the Trail of Dead...

Mostly, I've heard they get pretty wild live. But there were also a few negative mentions (such as last year's Coachella) I've not yet seen them live myself. I do remember watching them destroying their drum set on Conan.
where did you see them, chix0r?

HocusPocus

  

chix0r

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 at 1:52 PM

I saw them in St. Louis two years ago. I probably wouldn't remember them smashing anything..that seems pretty common. Didn't Green Day set their set on fire every show, or something? I'm more impressed with bandmembers who can walk on the crowd or show some real personality than just "wildly" wreck stuff. Trail of Dead's songs are also a lot slower than what I usually listen to; definitely no circle pit there.

chix0r

  

HocusPocus

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 6:51 PM

I dont think Trail of Dead is a band that solely thrives on wrecking stuff. It makes good music too. Saldly, there are a few flaws i find on their newest cd, World Apart... such as the unnecessary "hey, fuck you man" at the end of "Will You Smile Again" that ruins what would be the perfectly good song. Also, the title track that follows "...Smile" is just horrible.
I do like Source Tags & Codes very much though.

HocusPocus

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 9:13 PM

Tre' Cool used to set his drumkit on fire.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

oh-for

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 5:22 AM

This is ok to do to a guitar, but a drum kit, NEVER! How dare YOU!

oh-for

  

Batman

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Friday, April 8, 2005 at 10:22 AM

Anyone other than The Who are posers when it comes to smashing stuff. Watch a movie called "The Kids Are Alright". Some great stuff there. The opening scene from the Smothers Brothers is classic!

Batman

  

chix0r

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Friday, April 29, 2005 at 10:12 AM

Just saw Trail of Dead, and they rocked. Played 17 songs. Jason did indeed toss around the drum kit at the end, but that wasn't really important. I think they just played a lot more songs that I liked this time..and people actually moshed. Anyway, definitely worth seeing.

And to make this Loveline-related..uh, I forgot to tape it and only caught the last 15 minutes of 4/27's show.

chix0r

  

Masteel

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Friday, April 7, 2006 at 10:26 PM

JJ! This is you? What the hell?

Masteel

  

anobody

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Friday, April 7, 2006 at 10:29 PM

there's also the toupee thread

anobody

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Friday, April 7, 2006 at 10:29 PM
Edited Friday, April 7, 2006 at 10:29 PM

My whole world is coming apart! First Scooter Libby and now this!

ItHadToBeJew

  

anobody

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Friday, April 7, 2006 at 10:31 PM

when I was going through the archives, I was really amazed at how few messages of JJ's there are in the archives (774; doesn't seem like that many to me, considering his apparent impact)

anobody

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Friday, April 7, 2006 at 10:38 PM

Well, Quentin Tarantino doesn't make movies very often, but when he does, they make an impact.

And are usually overhyped.

I'm sorry, but the way people talked, Kill Bill was going to be the greatest fucking movie ever!

ItHadToBeJew

  

anobody

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Friday, April 7, 2006 at 10:40 PM

Though it was overrated, I actually liked Kill Bill

other than my wife's favorite movie, Pulp Fiction, which I'm legally obligated to love, I've never found his stuff to be terribly extraordinary.... though I am now feeling the urge to watch Four Rooms again

anobody

  

ItHadToBeJew

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Friday, April 7, 2006 at 10:44 PM

I liked Kill Bill too, but it was just getting so much goddamn hype, you'd think it was the second coming of.... some famous filmaker. Orson Welles.

Now I have the urge to eat some delicious frozen peas.

ItHadToBeJew

  

anobody

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Friday, April 7, 2006 at 10:44 PM
Edited Friday, April 7, 2006 at 10:46 PM

the hype was insane

I've never seen Citizen Kane; guess I should

that reminds me - I watched Casablanca recently and also found it to be *way* overrated

anobody

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Saturday, April 8, 2006 at 6:55 AM

Come to DC. Go to the DMB concert with me.

nay, you should be at one of DC's fine dives for Six Points this saturday. Hello Tokyo for me.

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

asourant08

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Saturday, April 8, 2006 at 12:50 PM

"I really need to get some sort of life"
-jjgold
Quoted for truth. One year later.

asourant08

  

jjgold

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Saturday, April 8, 2006 at 1:30 PM

This thread was started when I was in the midst of a bigtime losing streak and couldn't afford anything. Months later I was back on top. Picking winners, eating high end seafood, and enjoying the slip and slide with some quality tang.

I took a major hit on the UCLA game this week and had to do some quick schemes to liquify my cash situation. Fortunately I was having a great month prior to that game so it didn't tear my world apart.

Payout is on Tuesday and I have the cash. That is a good feeling.

Most of you losers couldn't pay off a three figure loss, let alone a six figure one.

Have fun this week at your bullshit jobs while I get snack on high caliber items and get oral blow sex from college coeds.

jjgold

  

Lefty

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Saturday, April 8, 2006 at 1:34 PM

"get oral blow sex from college coeds."

you're welcome

Lefty

  

anobody

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Saturday, April 8, 2006 at 2:02 PM

glad to hear you're OK, JJ

Lefty....... I thought we agreed not to tell anyone about that

anobody

  

ProfessorCarbuncle

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Sunday, April 9, 2006 at 5:47 PM

Have fun this week at your bullshit jobs while I get snack on high caliber items and get oral blow sex from college coeds.

so you're a professional gambler? That the bullshittiest job on the planet.

ProfessorCarbuncle

  

hash-is-gay

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 at 1:30 AM

when you have sex with animals, doesn't a bunch of poop get in your wiener?

hash-is-gay

  

plurry

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 at 1:54 AM

this would be why anal sex with mammals has never appealed to me.

and yes, that goes for all species

plurry

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 at 1:59 AM

Prude.

Jaffa Cakes

  

plurry

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 at 2:14 AM

just call me sir walter raleigh.

plurry

  

anobody

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 at 6:29 AM

this would be why anal sex with mammals has never appealed to me.

Hello... enema!

anobody

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, July 25, 2008 at 12:03 AM

I'm sorry, but the way people talked, Kill Bill was going to be the greatest fucking movie ever!

—ItHadToBeJew

how dare

MajandraFan

  

whoisnumbaone

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Friday, July 25, 2008 at 12:21 AM

I kinda stopped masturbating. its like "eh...."

whoisnumbaone

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