Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 4:19 AM Edited Sunday, April 3, 2005 at 4:19 AM Sample Pan-Pan Wisdom:Sweetums, Pan Pan is like Saint Paul: All things to all men. Do you want a lover who is tender and yielding and simperingly girlish? Then Pan Pan is your man! Do you need a stern father figure to punish you for all your bad bad thoughts and dirty dirty deeds? Then Pan Pan is the Avenging Angel and the Wrath of God come to earth! Choose and enjoy, my little buttercup! —ZT |