Saturday, April 2, 2005 at 1:30 AM Please pick on my grammar, I could use the lessons.
I'm not particularly being sarcastic. Also, if you're from North America you were schooled in mutant english so you don't know shit about it, but still go! tell me what I am doing wrong.
I would suggest that apart from an overbearingly conversational style of writing, the main reason people think my grammar is wrong is because the ideas I present are confusing and ambiguous. Boy I'm hungry. Okay, Kevin writes all his movies. Jay, Silent Bob's hetero-life partner, is Kevin's mouth piece. Kevin really does think about guys when he masturbates, just not all the time. Kevin constantly boasts about how hot his wife is. Incessantly. Surely a hot beard is not an argument against the beard being a beard? It's so brown and bristly, it gives his face defintion, he's such a good man. No, but Tom Cruise had Nicole Kidman, then Penelope Cruz. If the girl was more homely it would be a little more suspicious, not less. If you had to pretend to go for vadge instead of cock, wouldn't you want a sparkling fresh one instead of an ordinary one? If a vegetarian has to eat meat, they would prefer a nice cut of veal instead of a cheap hamburger, even if their tongueth is ignorant.
Anyway, Kevin insists that Tom Cruise is a genuinely good actor, and that Ben Affleck is too. He probably thinks Brad Pitt is a great actor.
Don't get lost now. I didn't say Kevin was a homo, I said he has a repressed desire for men. A desire equal or greater to his desire for women.
He's a big comic book fan, he is severly obese despite being moderately intelligent.
There is so much evidence for Kevin Smith wanting cock, and none against. Oh wait, he has a child, so he can't want men. Cuz that's never happened, wife and kids to hide what you really want. Good point buddy! —MajandraFan |
