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Turbulence HAPPENS

  

Ganthet

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 11:29 AM
Edited Friday, March 11, 2005 at 11:30 AM

Well, while there doesn't seem to be one individual responsible for this horrible PSA, it was produced by McDonnell Douglas, the FAA and the Air Transport Association as part of a general turbulence education and training campaign.

According to the FAA webiste, a whoping 58 people are injured EVERY YEAR by turbulence! an act of violence
Just to put that in perspective, there are more than 40,000 deaths each year in car turbulence (err, accidents) and roughly 15,000 murders a year.

It is unknown how many people are victimized each year through other drivers' not turning right on a red where it's legal.

Ganthet

  

drewdrop

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 12:37 PM

From 1980 through June 2004, U.S. air carriers had 198 turbulence accidents, resulting in 266 serious injuries and three fatalities.

At least two of the three fatalities involved passengers who were not wearing their seat belts while the seat belt sign was illuminated.

3 freaking fatalities! And 2 could have potentially been avoided!

Retards...

drewdrop

  

One Nut Wonder

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 1:42 PM

3 freaking fatalities! And 2 could have potentially been avoided [had they worn seatbelts]!

And there you have the rationale for the creation of this PSA. It goes back to the tard logic of "if we can save just one life".

-Mike

One Nut Wonder

  

bguirk

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 3:28 PM

It goes to the tard logic of that PSA. It lists a number of activities that are more dangerous than air turbulance (football, rollerblading, skydiving. colonics).

bguirk

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 4:01 PM

Yes, bguirk, we ALL HEARD Adam. Next will you be telling us that Loveline has the world's most retarded callers?

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 4:27 PM

Someone forgot to take her estrogen.

bguirk

  

Passionate_Man

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 4:37 PM

so you can't get pregnant from anal?

Passionate_Man

  

guydudebro

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 5:25 PM

Of course you can. Where do you think lawyers come from?

guydudebro

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 5:27 PM

Anal Babies is the name of my new band.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

Dark Laith

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 5:32 PM

Turban of Snatch is the name of MY new band.

Dark Laith

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 6:48 PM

I've always wanted to have a band called Spore. I don't know why

mandeemoo22

  

Dubious Merit

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 11:07 AM

I would like to have a band called Code of the Woosters.

Or MK Ultra and His Majestic Twelve.

Dubious Merit

  

PureChaos414

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 12:25 PM

I would like to have a band called Code of the Woosters.
Or MK Ultra and His Majestic Twelve.
—Dubious Merit

^^ MK Ultra and His Majestic Twelve is cool. Would there be twelve members? or no. If you called it Code of the Woosters, your initials could be COW. Which is pretty cool. Sort of like Jimmy Eat World - I just call them JEW and people give me strange looks when they ask me what bands I like and I say, "I like John Mayer, Michael Tolcher, JEW..."

PureChaos414

  

Dubious Merit

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 12:32 PM

It could also be "MC Ultra" if you went for more of a rap feel.

I dunno that there are twelve things for band members to do, though. Even Oingo Boingo only got up to eight or nine.


MKULTRA
Majestic 12

Dubious Merit

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 1:27 PM

Yes, I thought I've heard of those before. I remember MK ULTRA from Conspiracy Theory.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

ZT

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 6:02 PM

The Japanese are cool because they have nimble little fingers with good small muscle control.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/waxcox/6291.html

ZT

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 7:41 PM

Who the fuck is that supposed to be? Torgo?

TortillaFactory

  

guydudebro

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 7:59 PM

The Master says it's Vincent Van Gogh.

guydudebro

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 8:05 PM

In Torgo's hat?

vIncENt tAkEs CArE of hIs eAR whIlE the mAStEr is AwAy.

TortillaFactory

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 8:11 PM

MST3K is the best show with puppets in outerspace making fun of bad movies EVER!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!

!!!! !!! !

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

babyivan

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 8:20 PM
Edited Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 8:20 PM

Joel was KING!!!!! (mike was average at best)

I know, I know....."calling all nerds"

babyivan

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 8:32 PM

Oh come on, Joel couldn't even string two sentences together when he was reading them off of a script.

Mike is the bomb.

TortillaFactory

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 8:49 PM

Kirk would beat his ass.

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 8:51 PM

I started watching during season 8. I'm used to Mike so I like him better. Joel kicks ass though!

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

babyivan

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 9:08 PM

Oh come on, Joel couldn't even string two sentences together when he was reading them off of a script.

Mike is the bomb.

—TortillaFactory

MST3K was Joel's "baby", it was his creation....nobody could even hold a candle to him...especially squarehead Mike!!
Im truely suprised that there are actually Mike fans out there.

babyivan

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 9:09 PM

He was a good writer, but he couldn't act to save his own skin. End of story. BTW, Mike was head writer all along, so all those funny quips are probably his.

Take that.

TortillaFactory

  

babyivan

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 9:11 PM
Edited Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 9:31 PM

/\ ouch \/

babyivan

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 9:20 PM

You know it.

TortillaFactory

  

Dubious Merit

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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 9:44 PM

Mike Nelson bears an eerie resemblance to Good Eats' Alton Brown.

Same budget, too.

Dubious Merit

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