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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:16 PM TLC is more off topic than it used to be, but I still like it. It's nice to be able to login, and see lots of loveline related randomness that makes me laugh. You all brighten my day. :) Special thanks to everyone who makes all of this possible -- Silent Virgin, The Mastermind, Trig, Kevin U, Colin, EJHansen, LTJ, Mike, Puck71, Steve, and everyone else I'm forgetting. I'm so for greatful for everything everyone contributes to make this all possible. I wish I could just hug you all. :) Yah-hey! —ZT |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:32 PM
Edited Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:32 PM I completely and unprovokedly disagree! You all suck! Especially you ZT! You can all just crawl in your respective filth-ridden holes and die! Weak humans, your hour of doom is at hand! —Dark Laith |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:02 PM *hugs ZT and Laith* —steve |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:06 PM *Hugs ZT and proceeds to finger his ass in a completely VIOLENT but NOT SEXUAL way* —ankiedada |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:12 PM Hey SCREW YOU! How DARE you forget me! And Liz! And Dusty! OK, OK, my bitterness is over. Sorry dude. —nvgoddess |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 6:00 AM Wow, We're like a bunch of angry teletubbies! *gwoop hugg! ^_^* —Chrispy |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 9:08 AM
Edited Friday, March 11, 2005 at 9:09 AM You see, when someone dishes a reference that is older than they are, that is showing their skills. :clapping:
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 10:36 AM Tort, once again displaying her pop culture skills impressively. Scoring the hat trick after the Big Fish and H.P. Lovecraft quips. Bravo. —Beat It! |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 2:46 PM And to think, Juanus says I should get no credit because Bond's in my wheelhouse. Goddamn you, J. You're dead to me. I SAID GOOD DAY SIR. —TortillaFactory |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 6:54 PM
Edited Friday, March 11, 2005 at 6:55 PM This is all so beautiful. I'm getting a little misty down there —mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 11:52 AM Jill Masterson... Who is Jill Masterson? And is she worth masturbating too? —ZT |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 1:13 PM Yeah, she was hot. She's about 70 now ZT if you're still interested. Everyone knows Halle Berry was the best Bond girl. She's such a great actress. *cough* cat *cough* woman —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Dark Laith |
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 5:27 PM That picture reminds me of a dream I had involving these little gold statuettes I was coveting for some reason. Weird. —Dark Laith |
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 5:36 PM
Edited Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 5:37 PM If Halle Berry didn't chop her fucking hair off, she would be hot. She looked good in the X-men movies. Though, of the sistas, I have to say I've had a little crush on Mya after that "like, woah" song. —ZT |
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 5:43 PM If Halle Berry didn't chop her fucking hair off, she would be hot. I've been saying that for a while now. —TortillaFactory |
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 6:30 PM You've got to be kidding me! She'd be hot even if she were bald. Talk about just a truly beautiful face, and a smoking body to boot. Not that we'd give her the boot. She can act? I thought she was just a model. I don't remember too much of catwoman, I guess I went into a little daydream as soon as I saw her... —oh-for |
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Colin |
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 6:48 PM Her face is a little over Photoshopped for my tastes, but still...  —Colin |
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ZT |
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 5:34 AM yes you are. —ZT |
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 9:18 AM I've never really been that impressed with Halle Berry. Shut up, bitch! I aint jealous! —mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 10:06 AM Jealous! Now that's what I'm talking about. —oh-for |
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 6:51 PM I've never really been that impressed with Halle Berry. Shut up, bitch! I aint jealous! —mandeemoo22 Neither have I, and I'm a GUY! —Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 5:37 PM No, no, no...she is definitely a sexy bitch. —nvgoddess |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 7:04 PM I think it's great you are coming out of the closet nvgoddess. Be strong. *gives hug* *nvgoddess takes rape shower* —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 7:36 PM I've been "out of the closet" for a while now...but thanks!
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 7:48 PM "Drew, please!" —steve |
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Beat It! |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 7:48 PM Just a little acting out. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. —Beat It! |
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steve |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 7:50 PM Hey so do I -- we should start a sex team. —steve |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 7:53 PM "Drew, please! -- The mics are hot, buddy." —steve |
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Beat It! |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 7:54 PM Just a little acting out. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. —Beat It! |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 7:55 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 7:57 PM Her hair is long again. She has stretch marks on her boobies. 
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 7:57 PM Hey so do I -- we should start a sex team Sounds like fun to me - I could use some Florida sunshine, too! —nvgoddess |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 7:57 PM Mandeemoo22 = Sulu (and Rayray- she might have stretch marks, but at least she poops like a girl!) —Santa's Mouth |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 8:02 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 8:06 PM "I could use some Florida sunshine, too!" —nvgoddess 72 hours. Also, I should add: "Come for the sunshine -- stay for the "in exile" screen name. —steve |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 8:06 PM Wait, how do know what Halle Berry's feces look like? And I also have stretch marks. Not on my boobies though. —rayray |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 8:07 PM And I also have stretch marks "Liar! Liar! Whore and you know it!" You're skinny as a rail, girl - how do you have stretch marks?? —nvgoddess |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 8:10 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 8:11 PM On the insides of my thighs. They use to be really noticable back at 15 and 16, but now I have those very light skin-colored ones. Like on Halle's boob. —rayray |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 8:15 PM I was definitely expecting you to say you had them somewhere else, somewhere on you that has to stretch past it's normal capacity often. Stretch marks THERE are rare, outside "the industry". —Santa's Mouth |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 8:23 PM Well, I was a lazy chubby little middle schooler, 115 pounds and short. I had a growth spurt and lost about 10 pounds. That was summer 2003, now I work out and I've lost 10. I have muscle mass though. I've got a 4-pack. When you lose fat the skin comes back together and the marks are still there, just not all ugly and red like a pregnant woman. —rayray |
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 9:39 PM That fucking picture is almost as big as all her hype.
...and steve, what the bloody hell are you TALKING about?
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 3:17 AM Come on Dusty, he's talking about Jess. What else does he talk about? Stay on the straight and narrow, steve. One day at a time!
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 10:18 AM Dusty - if I was in Florida, I wouldn't be NEVADAgoddess, right? So it'd be "nvgoddess-in-exile," which is borrowing from ZT a bit, but I gotta admit, it's a little catchy. A little long...but catchy nonetheless. —nvgoddess |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 1:34 PM
Edited Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 1:36 PM Jess's favourite Florida screen name is "steve", followed by, "Oh fuck -- I just posted under your screen name." ;) Edited to add: "Drew, please!" —steve |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 2:32 PM
Edited Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 2:33 PM I don't like Halle's smile. It looks like my friend's yearbook picture from last year (she was joking around). —mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 2:42 PM I don't have any yearbook pictures. —chix0r |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 3:11 PM Because you're sick a lot or is it some sort of statement? —Beat It! |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 3:13 PM She's hardcore man!!!! Screw the yearbook!!!! I only have two pics. My class photo and one for some stupid award. *shakes fist at "the man"* —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 3:13 PM I was an awkward, big round glasses, braces wearing, ugly highschool and middle school student. I go out of my way to hide my yearbooks from the public. —rayray |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 3:41 PM Neither really, I just didn't see the point. I didn't go to proms or graduation, either. —chix0r |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 3:47 PM Some chick I was into said she was looking through her old yearbook and saw my pic. The following conversation happened: her: You had really long hair.
me: Yeah, I was such a dork.
her: "was"???? (kiddingly but I could tell she really meant it)
me: *two hours later, sobbing* A day in the life of Hashmeer, enjoy. I was ugly even without the glasses, braces, etc. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 3:48 PM I've sad it before an I'll say it again. Self-effacing humor: cute.
Low self-esteem: bummer. —nvgoddess |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 3:50 PM
Edited Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 3:54 PM Was. My looks/ style kind of improved by junior/ senior year. Check it out: 
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 4:09 PM I didn't go to prom or graduation either. I wouldn't go back to highschool if you paid me to. Being different and dorky during those years sucks. —rayray |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 4:09 PM
Edited Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 4:10 PM ^ *total hottie* Edited to add: Oops -- Rachael and I posted at the same time -- My total hottie comment was for the picture that Hash posted. —steve |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 6:33 PM the girls father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query's to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband! Please go away and leave me alone. A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groce! ries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law." —maxPOWER |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 6:35 PM High school isn't great if you aren't in some sort of group. I didn't fit in anywhere. I was just...there. I didn't fly under the radar either. I got made fun of by the crunchy-hair white eyeshadow wearing girls. —rayray |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 6:57 PM I wasn't in a group, but I didn't look dorky or get made fun of, and I love/d going to school. —chix0r |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 6:58 PM I love (junior) college. No one cares about anyone else. It's so much more laid back —rayray |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 6:59 PM
Edited Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 7:01 PM I was nerdy and was friends with all types of people. I mostly hung out with the stoners, though. I'd love to go back to high school as opposed to J.C. Make friends with large mexican males and you won't get picked on. haha EDIT: I was kind of rude to people I didn't know, though. I would change that if I went back. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 7:55 PM I don't really fit into a certain group either. I guess I am probably a nerd, with all the AP people. It seems like in school, no one really fits into a group, but they all try to be something that doesn't even exist. I'm just ready to leave high school. ONly two more months left! I'm sort of scared to leave since I've been in the same classes with the same people forever, but I am ready to get out of there, so I can start over. I am going to prom though. I sort of feel like I would regret it later if I didn't go. —mandeemoo22 |
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Friday, March 18, 2005 at 12:05 AM I was an awkward, big round glasses, braces wearing, ugly highschool and middle school student. I go out of my way to hide my yearbooks from the public. —rayray
Sorry, but I'm going to have to break the four-line rule on this one. I'm just amazed that ABC managed to record/release this song a year before rayray was even BORN!
Have you heard the latest? (you love you)
Have you seen who just walked in (vain vain vain vain) (Uh huh, you love you) Right over there She's so vain vain vain vain Vain vain vain vain I'm glad you've found someone who loves you But sad to say that someone is you And now perhaps you'll both be happy Guess that makes two just you and you Someone who cares so much about you But does that someone have to be you Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom yeah Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom yeah Vanity kills, it don't pay bills Vanity kills, you love you Vanity kills, it don't pay bills Vanity kills, it kills So glad I found you glancing in the mirror Gazing deeply at love's patron saint Admire the frame, survey the scenery Or are you just inspecting the paint Temptation's strong modesty's so weak High on yourself humble you ain't Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom yeah Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom yeah Vanity kills, it don't pay bills Vanity kills, you love you Vanity kills, it don't pay bills Vanity kills, you love you Vanity kills, it don't pay bills (no way) Vanity kills, you love you Vanity kills, it don't pay bills Vanity kills, it kills So vain, vain vain vain You love you (yeah) Give it, give it us, give it us So vain, so vain, so vain Vanity kills, it don't pay bills Vanity kills, you love you Vanity kills, it don't pay bills Vanity kills, you love you Vanity kills, it don't pay bills Vanity kills, you love you Vanity kills, if the blast don't get you Then the fallout will You love you
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Friday, March 18, 2005 at 2:11 AM I am sensing a lot of pent-up anger coming from the Dust man. Together--everyone breathe... —oh-for |
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Friday, March 18, 2005 at 7:01 AM "True...but a fitting one." - Dusty TheHick The man's got a point. Let him SING! —Beat It! |
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Friday, March 18, 2005 at 10:24 AM Hey! my theme song. That plays when I walk into a room. —rayray |
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Friday, March 18, 2005 at 2:10 PM Really? Whenever I walk into a room, someone always plays "Yellow Submarine". I'm not sure why... —mandeemoo22 |
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Friday, March 18, 2005 at 2:54 PM I was nerdy and was friends with all types of people. I mostly hung out with the stoners, though. —Hashmeer Shashmeer I did this as well. —Dark Laith |
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Friday, March 18, 2005 at 8:31 PM I hung out with all kinds too. Most of my good friends were in the theatre/chorus crowd, they taught me that with the lack of straight men, and abundance of ladies, that the odds were pretty good. Noone told me that most theatre/actor types were also the haunted/damaged types too. I still have 4 very close friends that I graduated high school with, in 1982. We are all very different, and the same. —oh-for |
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Friday, March 18, 2005 at 8:42 PM For anecdotal purposes, that song is called Vanity Kills (in case you're a little slow on the uptake), and is by the 80s band ABC (Poison Arrow, The Look of Love, Be Near Me, When Smokey Sings, etc.), and was a track on their 1985 album How to be a Zillionaire. Now, HERE'S how this song/album ALREADY relates to Loveline. Also on that album is the track How to be a Millionaire, which Anderson* used as the basis for the "Adam Jam" (AKA "Millionaire"). hmm. Small world.
*I think. (or was it the one-nut wonder? I'm still going with Anderson. Correct me if I'm wrong.)
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