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You ask: "Can I buy Drew's bacteria?" Yes, you can.

  

Logo Lou

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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 8:44 PM

huh?

Maybe you can clone your own?

Logo Lou

  

mandeemoo22

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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 8:57 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 8:58 PM

Ha! Data from the Goonies! That site seems very creepy. How is Tom Green's fecal matter sold out? I don't understand who is buying this stuff.

mandeemoo22

  

anona

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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 9:41 PM

haha, tom green's fecal matter is out of stock, demand must have skyrocketed

anona

  

ankiedada

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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 10:09 PM

ROFL!! LOLOL! That website is hilarious!

ankiedada

  

masonjar_condition

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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 10:10 PM

someone is fishing out of toilets for this stuff.... worst. job. ever.

masonjar_condition

  

Ganthet

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 12:23 AM

Even though they don't offer it (yet), I would refuse to buy Dr. Drew duke without a certificate of authenticity. 'Cause that's when you KNOW it's real.

Ganthet

  

OneManArmy

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 12:44 AM

Yea, I'd need to get it straight from the source. I don't trust those guys.

OneManArmy

  

sillygilly25

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 12:56 AM

"Hi Dr. Drew. Can you take a shit and put it in this baggie? When you're through, put it in the self-addressed box I provided and FedEx it back to me." Sincerely, Shitfreak

sillygilly25

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 1:47 PM

I think that sounds pretty reasonable. If someone called me and asked me to shit in a bag and FedEx it to them, I wouldn't even hesitate.

mandeemoo22

  

Santa's Mouth

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 1:51 PM

I wonder if you could get FedEx to light it on fire for you when they delivered it?

Santa's Mouth

  

digger

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 3:42 PM

How do you think UPS got their --- "What can brown do for you?"

digger

  

PureChaos414

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 6:54 PM

HAHHAHAHAHHAH @ "What can brown do for you?"

Mandee, what's your address again??

PureChaos414

  

mandeemoo22

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:13 PM

If you are really meant to send shit in a box to me, then you'll be able to guess my address.

Does everyone else know that the site is fake or am I the last one in on the joke. I just figured it out.

mandeemoo22

  

PureChaos414

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:22 PM

i think you took the short bus, mandee

PureChaos414

  

Theo

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:28 PM

ill sell a ziplock back of my feces for 5 bucks a pop plus s/h, and it wont be a film canister size prize, you get the whole session :)

Theo

  

PureChaos414

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:31 PM
Edited Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:33 PM

Ew, gross, i'm ontop of theo. ::sprays mace in his face:: ::throws up all over the place::

EDIT: with this post, i'm also under him at the same time. could my life get ANY worse right now.

PureChaos414

  

sillygilly25

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:34 PM

Theo, how's your newborn holding up in this cruel world?

sillygilly25

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:38 PM

A Theo sandwich. "Oh yeah!" -Quagmire

Hashmeer Shashmeer

  

PureChaos414

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:40 PM

youre quickly sinking back into that hole again hash lol

PureChaos414

  

walker

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:45 PM

I ordered robin williams feces... rad!

walker

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:48 PM

Yer GAY!!!!!!!!!

Dusty TheHick

  

Beat It!

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 6:53 AM

"I ordered robin williams feces"

Oh yeah? Which one? Patch Adams or Bicentennial Man?

Beat It!

  

oh-for

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 2:25 PM

Mork from Ork shit.

oh-for

  

mandeemoo22

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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 6:58 PM

You should have gotten the Patch Adams feces because it would be very family friendly and I think it comes with a complimentary clown nose.

mandeemoo22

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