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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 6:31 PM So I'm turning eighteen in April. What should I do to celebrate my birthday? I need to start making plans. All suggestions welcome. —TortillaFactory |
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babyivan |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 6:38 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 6:38 PM Have unprotected sex with a total stranger
me —babyivan |
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Chrispy |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 7:36 PM Well, you could take advantage of the legal boobie-age.. I'm sure that's gone through the heads of all male forum members already, and we've gotten nowhere in the past. *sob* —Chrispy |
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ZT |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 7:37 PM Have a big party with lots of people. Enjoy life. —ZT |
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Narcissus |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 7:53 PM Maybe we could send e-mails to the Loveline staff asking them to try and get Jude Law on the show as a guest. I know that you’d like that. —Narcissus |
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rayray |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 8:08 PM TF, My birthday is in April too. April 22nd. I'll be 19. —rayray |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 9:00 PM I'll be 18 in June. For your birthday, you could send me an early present. —mandeemoo22 |
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ankiedada |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 10:10 PM "Do a little codine, smoke a little heroin..." ^LOL! —ankiedada |
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bguirk |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 10:43 PM On my 18th I had a huge hangover and I took a car load of my buddies to the dog track. I don't smoke so gambling was the only vice that was available to md. —bguirk |
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Dubious Merit |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 4:04 AM Your 18th is the year you can waltz right into an adult store and buy the overpriced vibrator of your dreams, right off the shelf. It's like pickin' them off a tree! /joad Or you could, you know, order online without lying about your age now. That'll work too. —Dubious Merit |
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Santa's Mouth |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 7:48 AM
Edited Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 7:49 AM Yeah! Now you can buy your OWN vibrator and stop worrying that mom'll figure out why her batteries don't last as long as they used to! And everyone can buy a web-cam! (Hint hint! Do the "TortillaCam.com" math!)
(BTW, "Lovecraft's Hampster" was really funny!)
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mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 1:45 PM When my friend turned 18 she went into this adult store called the Loved Ones and bought a ton of sex toys. I think thats a really good idea. Even if I don't use them, I can still hang them on my wall. I used to have a condom that I filled up with water like a water balloon and hung it on my wall. His name was Lester. —mandeemoo22 |
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LloydLungs |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 2:13 PM I used to have a condom that I filled up with water like a water balloon and hung it on my wall. His name was Lester. That's great. I have a pet tampon named Jose. Jose the Magic Tampon. And I'm a guy. —LloydLungs |
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Dark Laith |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 2:40 PM
Edited Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 2:40 PM I used to have a condom that I filled up with water like a water balloon and hung it on my wall. His name was Lester. W - E - I - R - D. And this is ME talking here. That's a REALLY bad sign. —Dark Laith |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 8:20 PM On my 18th, I started to panic. Reagan was about to invade Libya, and I had a month to register with Selective Service.
FUCK, I'm old!
Might I suggest crying and masturbating?
...and MY birthday is in April, too. The 15th. BFD —Dusty TheHick |
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Dark Laith |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 8:34 PM Happy Birthday Dusty! lol. get on AIM i'm bored —PureChaos414 Ummm... *checks calendar; sees that it is March 10th* A little early, don't you think? Just a little. —Dark Laith |
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PureChaos414 |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 8:42 PM Yeah but I barely even remembered my own birthday this year. Beggers can't be choosers!! —PureChaos414 |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:09 PM I tend to be able to remember people's birthdays and phone numbers, but I can't remember what I ate for lunch today. I think I'm like Rain Man, but not as retarded. (or maybe I am) —mandeemoo22 |
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PureChaos414 |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:10 PM Here's the deciding factor: Do you have a million dollars that your sibling is holding you hostage for? —PureChaos414 |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:14 PM I have a million dollars that I inherited, but my sister isn't holding me hostage for it. She is taking really good care of me and she bought me a new outfit and we're going on road trips and everything. —mandeemoo22 |
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PureChaos414 |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:18 PM Ok. Make just make sure to go to Kmart and get some Hanes 32 there. Stop in Vegas and learn to dance and count cards. Watch Wapner at 12noon and don't forget that Wednesday is fishsticks. Good luck. —PureChaos414 |
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Beat It! |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:34 PM "Ok. Make just make sure to go to Kmart and get some Hanes 32 there. Stop in Vegas and learn to dance and count cards. Watch Wapner at 12noon and don't forget that Wednesday is fishsticks. Good luck." Don't forget to make out with Valeria Golino in the elevator. Mmmmm...Valeria... —Beat It! |
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PureChaos414 |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:36 PM My brother's hoebitch gf is named Valeria. She's actually really nice. But don't tell her that. I want her to continue to think I hate her. —PureChaos414 |
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Beat It! |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 6:48 AM ^ This is why men don't understand women. —Beat It! |
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oh-for |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 2:23 PM come on, there's many more reasons than just that.
—oh-for |
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Darkfloyd |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 2:38 PM Have the forum members stop calling you "liz" like they know you in person or something, thats creepy. —Darkfloyd |
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TortillaFactory |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 2:40 PM lol, I don't find it creepy. Everyone in TLC is my friend!! :) :) :) * * Except for you, Farty Face. Perv. —TortillaFactory |
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ankiedada |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 2:42 PM DUDE! Mein Geburtstag (b-day) is also in March! (29th to be exact) —ankiedada |
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oh-for |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 2:46 PM
Edited Friday, March 11, 2005 at 2:47 PM Oh man! I have to wait until August until I get a happy 18th(yeah, right).
Liz is much easier to type than TortillaFactory. Plus, we all love Liz.*something to do with the pic and the gun* —oh-for |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 3:56 PM I'm turning 21 on March 28th. I'm cooler. —shiner like a diamond *suddenly looks up from cleaning and notices shiner* lol —Dusty TheHick |
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PureChaos414 |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 4:59 PM I agree with DarkFloyd about the calling you Liz thing. But I'm just jealous because my name is Liz too and I got stuck with being called PC414. Which I'm ok with now... after spending several therapy sessions crying in the fetal position, trying cope with that fact that I'm just not as loved as you... —PureChaos414 |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 5:18 PM Did I hear someone say "self-worth issues"? *adjusts tie, walks over* "...despicable asshole." - Dr. Drew How's that for creepy? —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Dark Laith |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 5:31 PM
Edited Friday, March 11, 2005 at 5:31 PM Did I hear someone say "self-worth issues"? "In my country, this girl would be stoned!" —Dark Laith |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 6:52 PM But I'm just jealous because my name is Liz too and I got stuck with being called PC414. I know its hard. Can I call you Liz 414? I think that could be a really fun experience. Uh oh, now I'm jealous. I wanna be called Liz too! —mandeemoo22 |
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PureChaos414 |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 7:41 PM /sigh no.... no I think it's best if we don't call me Liz at all on the forum. *muffled crying* —PureChaos414 |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 7:53 PM I think it's time I let you all know that I am a woman trapped inside a man's body. I'd prefer you all call me Hashmeerina now. Thank you. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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PureChaos414 |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 7:57 PM
Edited Friday, March 11, 2005 at 7:57 PM No... No it's ok if you want to be a SELFISH BITCH and have everyone refer to you and know you, ONLY YOU!!!, as "Liz" I will settle for PC414. It reminds me of R2D2 and C3PO who got the shit end of the stick for names as well. I'm just kidding. Lots of love, everybody. Get a hand in now —PureChaos414 |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 8:17 PM GROUP HUG! *Hashmeer inappropriately touches*
*makes everyone uncomfortable* BTW, Waring Vaginas is the name of my new band. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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PureChaos414 |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 8:20 PM Correct me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression you are to be addressed as and known as Hashmeerina now, no? —PureChaos414 |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 8:41 PM Correct me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression you are to be addressed as and known as Hashmeerina now, no? Whoooooooooooooooooo? —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 12:48 AM Finally my dreams have been realized! —shiner like a diamond
I see YOU have frightmares, TOO!
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mandeemoo22 |
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 6:15 AM You [all] are so beautiful, to meeeeeeee! For some reason, I'm starting to feel a little musical. It must be all the love right here. —mandeemoo22 |
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shiner like a diamond |
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 10:22 PM What day of March? I find that late March is far more uncommon than early March. I guess the end of June is an unpopular time for unprotected sex. —shiner like a diamond |
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ankiedada |
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 12:46 AM "I have the same birthday as ankiedada. But I'm old."
—Dubious Merit Dude, that's awesome! We have to celebrate when our day comes later this month (3/29). I'll post a "Happy Birthday" for you somewhere... "'opefully dat'll piss everywon off after i stick ma' finga up his bunghole" (South Park's imitation of Steve Irwin [sp?]). —ankiedada |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 9:22 AM Most of the people I know have either March or June birthdays, but mostly June. My birthday is June 10, my mom's is June 20, her sister's is June 22, and her brother's is June 28. Fascinating, I know. (Yes, I am aware that my mother's sister and brother are my aunt and uncle.) —mandeemoo22 |
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steve |
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 10:59 AM Jess: March 26
Me: June 26 (Just to add to your theory...) —steve |
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Dark Laith |
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 11:47 AM
Edited Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 11:48 AM What day of March? I find that late March is far more uncommon than early March. I guess the end of June is an unpopular time for unprotected sex. —shiner like a diamond Must be true, as I was born at 11:14 PM on March 31. So like VERY late March. lol. —Dark Laith |
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Dark Laith |
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 11:49 AM
Edited Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 11:49 AM By the way, all of this reminds me. Think of your dad's birthday. If your birthday is about nine months after your dad's... well guess what that means. heh heh heh heh heh —Dark Laith |
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Farty Face |
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 4:12 PM no for real though if you just turned 18 and live in california go on down to tiajuana. Its a magical place. And its not as bad as in Adamns day because they cleaned it up a bit. Its still fucking shithole mexico though. awsome —Farty Face |
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Narcissus |
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Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 11:24 PM And its not as bad as in Adamns day because they cleaned it up a bit. Its still fucking shithole mexico though. awsome —Farty Face What did they do to clean up Tijuana? In Adam’s day it was a public girl and donkey show. Is the donkey now practicing safe sex by wearing a condom? —Narcissus |
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mandeemoo22 |
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Monday, March 14, 2005 at 8:07 PM After the whole Donkey herpes outbreak, they are starting to be a little more careful. —mandeemoo22 |
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