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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 11:02 PM Hey guys, would anyone have this clip handy? I'm in a debate with a female friend and need to prove a point. Thank you so much! —OneManArmy |
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Dark Laith |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 9:36 AM lol, how does this female friend feel about your standpoint, considering that she's, well, a female friend...? —Dark Laith |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 10:01 AM hm, she doesn't want to accept it, but after telling her to think about it for 10 minutes she said it made sense in a sick an twisted way. I think I may enlighten her with the "every guy friend you have wants to bang you" and see how she reacts. —OneManArmy |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 10:11 AM Sometimes, it is the girl that likes the guy. Also, it is possible to be friends with a chick if she can hook you up with hot chicks. Or if you're gay. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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ZT |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 10:34 AM Guys and girls can't be friends, be we can make our pee-pees happy anyways. —ZT |
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OneManArmy |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 10:45 AM I really didn't realize this til Adam brought it up and man, as soon as Adam said it... my jaw just dropped and man, I was speechless. Adam is a God. —OneManArmy |
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ZT |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 10:49 AM touch my pee pee. —ZT |
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Darkfloyd |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 11:04 AM NO ZT! Anyway it's true, its male instinc to trick and deceive girls in hope for some sex out of it. Unless you have chick friends that are ugly or fat, but they're just around for comic relief anyway. —Darkfloyd |
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One Nut Wonder |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 12:11 PM Unless you have chick friends that are ugly or fat
Nah... you pretty much want to bang them too.-Mike —One Nut Wonder |
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Dark Laith |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 12:33 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 12:33 PM hm, she doesn't want to accept it, but after telling her to think about it for 10 minutes she said it made sense in a sick an twisted way. I think I may enlighten her with the "every guy friend you have wants to bang you" and see how she reacts. —OneManArmy No no no, I mean, you're telling her when guys and girls are friends, someone is into someone. And since you two are friends... what's she think of that? —Dark Laith |
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rayray |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 12:51 PM I only have one guy friend and he's gay. I can't make friends with guys cause it always ends up with them liking me or vice versa. Then it's just awkward. —rayray |
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OneManArmy |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 1:00 PM AHAHAh actually, I JUSt found out she is a lesbian... —OneManArmy |
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Santa's Mouth |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 1:52 PM But she's a lesbo! That leaves you, doesn't it? I mean, do the unrequited math! So unless you're gay TOO, it's got to be you who's the wanty one. And there's no shame in that (unless she's one of the 'diesel' ones, which would raise new questions). Or is this some weird permutation where each of you thought the OTHER wanted them, when in fact neither did! Some strange friendship anomaly. Wild. —Santa's Mouth |
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oh-for |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 2:49 PM There's an old movie from way back in the day, called "When Harry met Sally". It delves into this very subject. I haven't heard the show when Adam the god said it, but of course, it is true. Guys' hormones ALWAYS, sooner or later, get in the way. Another example of an angry female god and her cruel joke against those of us with a PENIS! —oh-for |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 2:58 PM I only have one guy friend and he's gay. I can't make friends with guys cause it always ends up with them liking me or vice versa. Then it's just awkward. If you're hot, ALL guys want to bang you. Even some gay ones. AHAHAh actually, I JUSt found out she is a lesbian... Hmmm... I don't think the gay math works with the same accuracy with lesbos. I guess lesbians can relate with men more and vice versa. BTW, am I the only one who has never meet a lesbian? I've met a few gay dudes, though (no, not when I looked in the mirror jackass).
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OneManArmy |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 4:16 PM Yea, it was like that almost. I have always treated her as one of my other guy friends.
Yea When Harry Met Sally is a pretty good movie I have to admit. —OneManArmy |
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ZT |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 4:24 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 4:25 PM Could you be friends with the person in this picture? 
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Santa's Mouth |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 4:37 PM Look, it's Fairy Potter! He's a wizard! He'll make your penis disappear! —Santa's Mouth |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 4:48 PM Why can't I be friends with someone AND want to sleep with them. Just because I want to sleep with someone doesn't mean I will. —bguirk |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 4:54 PM It doesn't mean you can't be friends, it's just what attracted you to the person. Just because I want to sleep with someone doesn't mean I will. I would have to sleep with any chick I was attrated to and vice versa if the opportunity presented itself. Unless they're underage. But, I'm a passionate man. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 5:35 PM There are plenty of people out there that I want to sleep with, but I don't and I just deal with it. —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 6:05 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 6:05 PM There are plenty of people out there that I want to sleep with, but I don't and I just deal with it. So true. Par example: 
And I wouldn't be his friend, either. Two-timing scrawny bastard. *wipes up drool* —TortillaFactory |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 6:09 PM Of course chicks aren't going to sleep with everyone they're attracted to. Having a penis/ balls makes it a COMPLETELY different ball game. Think: "I haven't eaten for weeks" meets "I have to crap really bad". —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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TortillaFactory |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 6:12 PM Think: "I haven't eaten for weeks" meets "I have to crap really bad". There is an obvious solution here, but I will let the likes of ZT or Farty Face point it out. Thanks to Dr. Drew and his colleagues, we now know that women don't have drives attached to their sexual appetites. All I can say is: I have some pretty powerful drives attached to mine, so if those are nothing compared to a guy's, I would NOT want to switch genders. —TortillaFactory |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 6:16 PM There is an obvious solution here, but I will let the likes of ZT or Farty Face point it out. I'll bet there are asians invovled. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Passionate_Man |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 6:28 PM you build a trebuchet and use the flaming dook as ammo. when you kill a bystander, you eat their corpse. easy as that. violent crime optional. —Passionate_Man |
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ZT |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 7:35 PM There is an obvious solution here, but I will let the likes of ZT or Farty Face point it out. —TortillaFactory Masturbation is fun, but it doesn't really... take all the pressure off. It's like putting duct-tape on something that you really need to fix. Thanks to Dr. Drew and his colleagues, we now know that women don't have drives attached to their sexual appetites.—TortillaFactory He said arousal and drive are disconnected in women, in men its the same thing. Women can want to have sex, but not be aroused, women can be aroused but not want to have sex. —ZT |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 7:37 PM Masturbation is fun, but it doesn't really... take all the pressure off. It's like putting duct-tape on something that you really need to fix. I was referring strictly to the analogy of "I haven't eaten in weeks" and "I really need to crap." Get it now? —TortillaFactory |
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ZT |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 7:39 PM you like poop? —ZT |
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ZT |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 8:00 PM a poop bullet? —ZT |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 9:02 PM But guys don't automatically get to sleep with whoever they want. I mean, it takes two to tango...or fuck, whatever. —mandeemoo22 |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 9:11 PM Yet for the most part women can. Yet they don't. Unless they've suffred some sort of trauma making them act out "like a man." Which only makes them a royal mess.* *Of course they see it as liberated or free, man. —Beat It! |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 9:25 PM
Edited Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 9:27 PM Wow! Just WOW!! What shocks me more than the tards that actually call the show are the people who are 'great' fans, especially of Adam, and are so oblivious to everything they say. No No, yeah, I get it...you're different! —Ovid |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 9:44 PM But guys don't automatically get to sleep with whoever they want. I mean, it takes two to tango...or fuck, whatever. I really don't understand your argument. Who is saying that? —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 11:11 PM
I would have to sleep with any chick I was attrated to and vice versa if the opportunity presented itself. Unless they're underage. But, I'm a passionate man.
--Hashmeer Shashmeer
Even if you were in a relationship? I wouldn't. —bguirk |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 12:04 AM Can gay guys be friends with gay guys? (real)lesbians with lesbians? Also might this idea fall apart if one or both of the m/f pair is elderly, or pehaps in some other way zanily out of ones peer group? —lundy |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 12:43 AM
Edited Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 12:44 AM Hm, gay guys for sure won't work. And really come on now, do female "friendships" really exist? I think that's a myth. I know the whole female/male friendship thing is messed up, but in a way I want to think that I'm as passionate as Drew is and that if I am friends with a female, my goal isn't to get into her pants... or am I a little nutty? —OneManArmy |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 7:41 AM It's not so much that it has to be a goal, but most single guys wouldn't pass up the opportunity if it arose. Which is a thought most girls find weird - and rarely reciprocate - when you clue them in. Of course there is always the third option, which is that you're friends with a girl in order to get closer to her friend/relative that you're into. —Beat It! |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 8:43 AM Of course there is always the third option, which is that you're friends with a girl in order to get closer to her friend/relative that you're into. Ha! I did that once. Not sure if it counts, though, me being female and all. —TortillaFactory |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:15 AM Also, it is possible to be friends with a chick if she can hook you up with hot chicks. -Me The girl may still sometimes like you, too. Can gay guys be friends with gay guys? (real)lesbians with lesbians? I think gay guys can because they need support from other gays. They may still want to bang though. Women are typically more interested in a relationship and then settle as friends. I think the same applies with lesbians as with gay guys. "Women keep them platonic friends for ever...It's like a dick in a glass jar; In case of emergency break open glass." —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:17 AM Also, there is a diffence between knowing a chick at school, and actually hanging out with her. If it is hanging out, the rules almost always apply. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 8:13 PM I only have one guy friend and he's gay. -rayray
At least that's what he told YOU!
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 8:20 PM Yeah, he just says he's gay so you don't make him turn his back when you change clothes in front of him. Gay? Sure, he's gay... 'til you present! —Santa's Mouth |
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oh-for |
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Friday, March 11, 2005 at 2:11 PM Wow! Yeah! Good thinking. Um, Rayray, I'm gay too! Need some help with that bra?
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 11:43 AM speaking of fairy potter. 
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Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 7:45 PM I stopped wearing bras a 2 years ago.
I gave my gay friend hugs at school all the time. We also went clothes shopping together. —rayray |
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