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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 1:40 PM Has anybody tried out Adam's Axe deodorant or body spray...and did you like it. I saw a bunch of flavors, if you will, at the store and thought I'd one out. Which type/scent do you (guys or gals) like the most? —digger |
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Darkfloyd |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 1:42 PM Axe is shitty cheap stuff. If you forgot to put deodorant on or are in freshmen gym class maybe you would use it, but it should never be called cologne, it smells cheap and is cheap. I wouldnt use it. —Darkfloyd |
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Dark Laith |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 1:51 PM Never used it, and as far as I know I've never smelled it on anyone else, seeing as I don't go around smelling guys all day. But I've heard mostly negative opinions of it. —Dark Laith |
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chix0r |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 2:03 PM ..all the little 7th graders on my HS bus liked to use it after gym, but I've definitely heard that it's nothing but cheap s. —chix0r |
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Mr. Mason Jar |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 2:09 PM That shit sucks. Axe sends a hundred count box of that stuff to my frat every month or so. We just use duct tape and turn them into "axe bombs". They work great for throwing into peoples rooms or cars. —Mr. Mason Jar |
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babyivan |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:15 PM Another example of a great presention for a crappy product.
Those chicks humping garage sheds and toasters cause it was made from recycled Axe deoderant cans is surely memorable...but that's all. —babyivan |
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_xShArPy |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:16 PM wow alot of haters in here. I wear it and it smells great, APOLLO is my scent... when it runs out i'll check out Phoenix. —_xShArPy |
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TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:19 PM Okay, who are you going to believe...a bunch of jackoff guys, or girls who say it smells awesome? I'm waiting.... —TortillaFactory |
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babyivan |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:22 PM I know it sounds gay, but I dont fuck with aerosol cans. Enviormental shit and all.
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Dark Laith |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:24 PM Okay, who are you going to believe...a bunch of jackoff guys, or girls who say it smells awesome? I'm waiting.... —TortillaFactory Some of the negative opinions I've heard have come from girls too though. —Dark Laith |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:32 PM
Edited Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:36 PM I wouldn't use it because of the stupid ass commercials. Does anyone really get laid from their deodorant? I wonder what percentage of people who buy Axe are squirrelly virgins. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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TortillaFactory |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:37 PM I will say this: there was a guy in my drama class who wasn't my type, at all, and then I got close enough to smell him, and I have - truly - lusted after him ever since. Then I found out he wore Axe, and suddenly it all made sense... —TortillaFactory |
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nvgoddess |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:40 PM Did you hump his leg? 'Cause, I mean, when I smell Axe, that's all I can think about. —nvgoddess |
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nvgoddess |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:43 PM OK, I've had it with the low self-esteem of the men on this board. Self-deprecating humor only goes so far, and then chicks start to believe you really AREN'T worthy of getting any! Come ON, boys - ever hear how sexy confidence is? 'Cause it is. Wait a minute, now I feel like I should add a disclaimer. Confidence, yes. Uncontrolled egos, no. —nvgoddess |
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:54 PM I really not trying to bang anyone on here. Obviously I'm not using the desperate loser approach to meet chicks in real life. chicks start to believe you really AREN'T worthy of getting any! I know myself better than any chick, and I am really NOT worthy of getting laid, but I can still try to fool them somehow. Perhaps my low self-esteem has kept from getting with chicks (some really hot chicks too) that were into me, though. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 3:58 PM A few girls I know say that they LOVE the smell of axe... The opposite sex can't be all wrong, guys. Plus, it DOES smell good, even if it's kinda cheapish... —CrusherEAGLE |
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oh-for |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 4:05 PM Listen to the hotties, boys. GF bought me appollo. What am I going to say, no? She's got what I want, at least RIGHT NOW! Everything in moderation, though. —oh-for |
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Passionate_Man |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 4:23 PM OK, I've had it with the low self-esteem of the men on this board. Self-deprecating humor only goes so far, and then chicks start to believe you really AREN'T worthy of getting any! Come ON, boys - ever hear how sexy confidence is? 'Cause it is. Wait a minute, now I feel like I should add a disclaimer. Confidence, yes. Uncontrolled egos, no. —nvgoddess my e-penis is huge —Passionate_Man |
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Tey |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 4:26 PM My ex-gf LOVED Axe. I've never worn it though, I just use the good ole Brut deoderant mixed with my own sweet smell. —Tey |
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Folgers |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 4:43 PM
Edited Monday, March 7, 2005 at 4:43 PM We just use duct tape and turn them into "axe bombs". They work great for throwing into peoples rooms or cars.
-Mr. Mason Jar You have my rapt attention, Mr. Mason. Please explain the procedure. —Folgers |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, March 7, 2005 at 8:32 PM wutz aex?
and then chicks start to believe you really AREN'T worthy of getting any!
Ditto what Hash said, minus his last sentence. —Dusty TheHick |
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masonjar_condition |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 1:14 AM I was gifted an axe gift set at xmas from a cheap ass uncle... I scoffed, but remember... hey! ace and drew are paid to sell this stuff... so I gave it a sniff... the body spray, I'll do without, because, guys just aren't supposed to spray themselves like that... but the deodorant is very nice... "Touch" is the flavor I have, and it is delicious and has gotten me compliments by the female form on many occasion in the form of "I like your cologne".... But I keep telling them "I don't wear cologne, it's my pit deodorant, dang!" Perhaps Axe should have named this flavor "Touche"..... —masonjar_condition |
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metatext |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 4:45 AM
Axe has a brand called... Tsunami.
—metatext |
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Mr. Mason Jar |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 6:07 AM Folgers, Place a piece of tape on the side of the can with at least 6 inches of slack. then when you want to "pull the pin" just pull the tape over the lever that releases the axe and tape it down. Then toss it into someone's room, car, or my favorite: their closet. The hardest part is making sure you dont' spray yourself when attaching the tape. Obviously some axe gets out so just point the can down. —Mr. Mason Jar |
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ZT |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 7:26 AM
Edited Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 7:36 AM ZT.... You wanna weigh in on this one? One of my now ex-girlfriends and her mother used to like the way I smelled when I wore AXE... Just call me Junior. They were both fucking nuts, though. Fucking co-dependent bitches. Never date anyone whose parents are nurses unless they've been in a lot of therapy... and I mean A LOT like five years plus. She, my AXE liking ex, told me that she "graduated" from therapy after only being in it for like 5 or 6 months, and apparently towards the end she was only going once or twice a month. This was long after we had broken up but were still talking. It sucks when you have to be nice to someone but you really want to scream "LISTEN RETARD, YOU'RE AS NUTS AS THE DAY IS LONG, YOU NEED TO BE SEEING A THERAPIST WEEKLY -- AT LEAST. IF YOU THINK YOU DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO, IT'S JUST MORE PROOF THAT YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED!!!" Either way, I don't talk to her anymore, because shes fucking nuts. She can keep dating Russians who used to be in the miltiary and tuck their shirts in to their underware (the guy she dated after me). They can spend all of their free time playing board games and watching movies while eating brownies and ice cream (thats all her introverted chronically depressed ass wanted to do), never leave the house except for food and work, molest animals, and be nuts together. I'm going to go enjoy my life, and avoid crazy bitches... So, there you go, thats how I feel about AXE. —ZT |
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oh-for |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 2:40 PM ZT sounds a little angry. Can't you support the show, man! Use it for an AXE bomb, but use it. I only use mine very rarely. And they're all crazy. Stop looking for the sane ones. —oh-for |
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ZT |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 3:02 PM Nah. I think of everybody as my bothers and sisters. I am helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, cheerful and clean. My AXE-loving ex was basically a good person. She just, wasn't very wordly. —ZT |
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oh-for |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 3:06 PM I hear ya. I think the stuff stinks, but what do we know about what women like? Not like they'll tell us outright. —oh-for |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 4:27 PM
babyivan
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You have been taught to believe a lie.
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 4:28 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 4:30 PM I am pretty sure CFC's are illegal. It should be safe. (Hashmeer's inner thoughts): Let's get back to talking about me. —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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ZT |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 4:40 PM You have been taught to believe a lie. —jjgold poop is good food? —ZT |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 5:19 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 5:25 PM You have been taught to believe a lie. —jjgold
"Why, I never..........!!!!!!!!"
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 8:12 PM I will say this: there was a guy in my drama class who wasn't my type, at all, and then I got close enough to smell him, and I have - truly - lusted after him ever since. Then I found out he wore Axe, and suddenly it all made sense... ^^ I have to agree with the other Liz on this one. I dunno I love the smell of Axe. Sorry guys lol —PureChaos414 |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 8:34 PM
Edited Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 8:47 PM I don't really get the attraction to the Axe smells. They don't do anything for me, but then again I'm a guy. It's probably some weird pheramone thing where it only affects girls or something. They don't smell bad to me, although some are rather less pleasant than others (my can is phoenix, apollo smelled good, and there was a third one i liked - touch maybe?).
I started wearing it after (removed at her request) told me whenever her ex used to wear it she'd be like "OMG sex!" hoping that maybe I could get her to start liking me! (/wink /wink) but alas, I got an "awkward" kiss and that was about it; now she hates me. /cry —thuro |
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 9:20 PM I bought a CD and was given a free can of Axe as a promotion, then later got a can in a mass mailing, then got one in a radio station "prize package." I dunno, they smell like any deodorant. My underarms do crazy things when I use spray deodorant, so no on that. I gave them to a 90-year-old at work. I think everyone's problem with Axe is with its demographic, the young guys who think that if a quarter-second burst of body spray is good, a ten-second burst covering the entire torso is better. (There's a more noxious subgroup that believes the latter is also an excellent substitute for bathing.) If people notice your scent, be it natural or artificial, from six feet away, that's too much.
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Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 5:42 AM I just don't like buying stuff that tries to manipulate me. I really don't think it would get me any female attention (other than negative). I would feel like a phoney loser with that crap on. <--"Hahaha hah." —Hashmeer Shashmeer |
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Dark Laith |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 9:41 AM Exactly. That's why I don't do stuff like calling chicks "babydoll" or something. I figure people will see straight through the routine like so much Saran Wrap. —Dark Laith |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 10:35 AM I call gay men 'babydoll.' —ZT |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 8:58 PM I think it smells okay, but yeah, the people I know who use it are "squirrely virgins". haha. And that's so freakin true about the 10-second thing. This dude sprayed me with his and i was freakin pissed. It smells okay, but yeah, it's cheap, and you don't want to smell like someone's ex-bf or something. More likely to happen with a cheap widespread spray thing. Anyways, whatever. if your "other" likes it, use it. —jeff94 |
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005 at 10:17 PM "It smells okay, but yeah, it's cheap, and you don't want to smell like someone's ex-bf or something."
Ahhh touche! If the chick is reminded of her ex-boyfriend by your smell, revenge sex may certainly follow. Revenge sex is hot.
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 1:22 PM there's a new AXE body wash that just came out... if youre interested, guys.. lmao —PureChaos414 |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 1:24 PM Maybe if they can deer urine, no, wait, otter semen. PLEAZ! Adam and Drew chasing nickels helps no one but them. —Shocking! |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 8:25 PM I would feel like a phoney loser with that crap on. <--"Hahaha hah." —Hashmeer Shashmeer ...as opposed to.......? —Dusty TheHick |
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Dark Laith |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 8:36 PM Maybe TF and NV like A&D so much, the smell of Axe brings them to mind, and hence we have positive reinforcement. —Dark Laith |
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PureChaos414 |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 8:44 PM I like Axe too. I agree with the positive reinforcement. It's how I trained my dog... and I'm an easy keeper so I'd believe it. Nice job, Laith —PureChaos414 |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:04 PM haha. I like to hope I was your deciding factor that made you break it down and give into The Man and go buy some axe, Hash. —PureChaos414 |
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Dark Laith |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:30 PM Nooo... must... resist... female peer pressure... —Dark Laith |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:52 PM THE AXE EFFECT- This is what happens when you combine a half decent product with an ingenious marketing campaign. —LippyTaK |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:56 PM
Edited Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 9:57 PM If you're going to try to have sex with the can, then I will not consult you when it comes time to decide on a decorative tin for A&D's smoked almonds to be sent in. —PureChaos414 |
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Thursday, March 10, 2005 at 10:29 PM So do you think he'd like the spring flowers decorative tin? or one with gnomes and butterflies on it? —PureChaos414 |
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